The Nail Gun Massacre

More like FAIL Gun Massacre, amirite? Eh? Eeehhhh?

Evidently the nail gun killer finds (her?him?)self hilarious, as the swelling robotic chuckles after every murder indicate. The robot voice is pretty amazing, but the killer's sense of humor is pretty lame "Time to do your NAILS, you have look pretty IN HELL" This one of those fun abysmal movies that you wish were condensed into 30 minutes, because most of it is pretty slow and uneventful, but the lowlights are hilariously awful.

Hilariously stupid and awful micro budget horror flick that's about as subtle as its title. Gratuitous titties, laughable acting with abundant horrible one liners, a cheesy killer dishing out craptastic gore, embarrassingly bad sex scenes that drag on forever, and wretched synth music blaring throughout. It's a minor crap classic.

Do you remember when you could sit outside and not worry about the mosquitoes and the killers?

If this was a segment in an anthology and reduced to 20 minutes it'd be stupid fun, but at feature length it's tedious. I couldn't think of a nail pun to use here. Er you won't want to stick around until the end

Terrible, terrible, terrible, there is nothing here even to laugh at.

The Nail Gun Massacre is on of those movies that're so bad that it's... bad. Okay, to be fair let's say that it's not that bad in particular - at least all of the cast and crew were trying hard. The problem's just that they lacked all the talent they could possibly lack. But whereas this normally is a good indicator for some entertaining trashfest it makes this just a lame movie though you could watch it once just for the fun of watching a shitty-shit movie. Just make sure to be drunk as hell.

Despite so-bad-it's-amazing potential, there's ultimately not much ironic brilliance to be found here. The awful one-liners, terribly dubbed killer voice, & painfully wooden acting are entertaining for about the first half hour, but after that it just becomes tired & predictable. The script is bad, the direction is bad, the gratuitous nudity & sex scenes are more awkward than anything. Still, it's trying so hard to be a great movie that seeing it fail so spectacularly is oddly fascinating.

Fair play. I couldn't tell what was worse, the acting or the outfits. The killer wears a motorcycle helmet? EVERY FUCKING ACTOR LOOKED AT THE CAMERA, not to mention that each scene was far too long. Worth a watch.