The Secret of the Sword

Yes, I watched the He-Man/She-Ra movie and yes, it is bad, though to be fair, the background art is generally quite fantastically beautiful. It just so happens that anything happening in the foreground is the laziest shit ever.

I loved this film as a kid but now I see how much of a con it is. It's the first five episodes of She-Ra edited together with footage removed to make the 90 minute runtime possible. It's not good.

She-ra, the first woman I ever fancied