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The Whole Nine Yards

The Whole Nine Yards

2000
Comedy
Suspense/Thriller
1h 38m
Nicholas is a nice dentist living in suburban Montreal. His new next door neighbor, Jimmy, is a hit man hiding out from a dangerous Chicago crime family. Despite their differences, Oz and Jimmy have one thing in common: someone's trying to kill them both.
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The Whole Nine Yards

2000
Comedy
Suspense/Thriller
1h 38m
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Avg Percentile 40.55% from 4312 total ratings

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Rated 08 Sep 2020
68
56th
I find it difficult to ANALYZE THIS. It's even harder to find something to compare it to.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
27
15th
All I remember is tits.
Rated 18 Jan 2010
24
15th
I've seen this and have absolutely no memory of it nor desire to rewatch it.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
20
1st
I think you get to see Amanda Peet's boobs. I dunno, I can't remember. Matthew Perry will never be a movie star.
Rated 16 Jun 2021
66
34th
It's got a particular vibe, like an '80s comedy that hid in a closet until the '90s. Weird but okay.
Rated 11 Feb 2008
85
87th
I liked this film for two reasons. no, not those two reasons - first, it was supposedly filmed in and around Montreal, very nice, and second, well, ok, three reasons.
Rated 12 Dec 2006
90
87th
Funny as hell. Amanda Peet nudity.
Rated 12 Dec 2006
69
23rd
Surprisingly enjoyable, which is to say I expected crap and got mediocrity with some funny moments. It's mostly due to Willis and Duncan, but whatever the reason it's fun and the plot moves along just fast enough that you don't worry about all the holes.
Rated 01 Mar 2007
25
6th
Poor.
Rated 11 Mar 2007
77
48th
A hilarious comedy about mob life invading one mans suburban life.
Rated 25 Mar 2007
58
24th
Best part of this movie is wanting to see Amanda Peet naked, and then the movie delivers that. I really can't remember much else.
Rated 27 Apr 2007
80
59th
Good movie, nice gratuitous nudity
Rated 02 May 2007
60
44th
my love for Bruce Willis can only withstand so much.
Rated 13 Feb 2024
67
44th
Idontworryaboutathingcuziknownothing'sgonnabealrightetcsong+ithinkwe'regonnahavetopullthetoothlool+lmaohiscoworkerbestiewashiredtokillhim+bigwolfsecurityguard:P+wowshegotnaked+wishi'dseenmorenatashamovieslol+betsonloveetc
Rated 26 May 2007
80
89th
Genius.
Rated 04 Jun 2007
64
46th
this was decent, thats about it
Rated 12 Jul 2007
83
31st
Meh.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
60th
a truly funny crime movie. plus amanda peet's breasts are good stuff.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
48
29th
Chandler, I mean Matthew Perry, gets involved in wacky hijinks with Bruce Willis who plays a hit man. Hilarity, or rather mediocre humour, ensues. It's got a few laughs but nothing really grand. If you really enjoyed Chandler from friends then try this one out but if not then don't even bother.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
63rd
I didn't have very high expectations for this movie, and I think that helped me to like it more. That, and Amanda Peet's outstanding body.
Rated 01 Jul 2023
50
8th
The Whole Nine Yards, directed by Jonathan Lynn, aims to be a witty crime comedy but falls flat in execution. While it has its moments and a talented cast, the film struggles with inconsistent tone, predictable plot twists, and lackluster humor. It's a forgettable choice for a mindless evening of entertainment
Rated 14 Aug 2007
19
8th
Other than one or two funny jokes here and there, and Amanda Peet, it's a totally stupid film that borders on the morally repugnant.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
98
95th
Everything you'd ever want a comedy to be.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
24th
Not bad.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
6
70th
John McClane, Chandler Bing, and Amanda Peet's breasts. What more could you ask for? Well, okay, lots, but I liked it.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
78
38th
entertaining
Rated 18 Aug 2007
90
73rd
VERY Funny :-)
Rated 19 Aug 2007
62
64th
Not bad. Plus Amanda Peets mishapen BOOBIES!
Rated 22 Aug 2007
65
60th
Good
Rated 16 Sep 2007
68
36th
Brilliant concept that somehow doesn't quite deliver despite the cast.
Rated 17 Sep 2007
70
63rd
funny enough
Rated 18 Sep 2007
90
31st
This was a fun movie. Loved and characters, the plot and the ending.
Rated 09 Oct 2007
80
80th
Exaggerated? Yes. Funny? Yes. Matthew Perry is funny, even though his character is similar to Chandler of Friends. I enjoyed.
Rated 30 Oct 2007
71
38th
This movie was hysterical. Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry were both very funny.
Rated 12 Mar 2021
75
25th
behöver uppdateras
Rated 13 Dec 2007
80
53rd
Highly enjoyable. They had to go and ruin it with a sequel.
Rated 15 Dec 2007
80
40th
fun flow and great cast interaction
Rated 15 Jan 2008
85
79th
99 for Amanda Peet
Rated 20 Jan 2008
51
22nd
A very goofy crime-comedy, and a bit over-the-top "trying-too-hard" for my liking.
Rated 21 Feb 2008
53
8th
What the H-E-double hockeysticks is going on in this?
Rated 25 Feb 2008
90
96th
one of my favorites
Rated 06 Jan 2021
73
45th
Amusing comedy starts well but, like many of Lynn's efforts, the too-languid and deliberate pacing of what should be spitfire screwball creates a drag on many of the set-ups and punchlines. A game cast gives this their all, with Willis a terrific De Niro-ish straight man to Perry's befuddled Stiller clone (and proving Perry has/had the chops to be a leading man). Would have worked so much better with a significant tightening of the screws.
Rated 16 May 2008
40
12th
memory says: poor.
Rated 18 May 2008
50
26th
Sort of fun, sort of not.
Rated 30 May 2008
71
38th
A somewhat below par crime comedy, it seems to have production values below average, none of the acting is very good, despite the names involved. It still serves to be fairly amusing through out.
Rated 21 Jun 2008
84
46th
Funny, dry, and dark... just the way I like it! Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry are freaking brilliantly nuanced and perfect in their roles!
Rated 24 Jun 2008
5
1st
This is what happens when you have a high school friend who works at the cinema and INSISTS on sneaking you and the gang in, but only feels comfortable doing this at 11 o'clock at night when the last film playing is this boring turd pile. The category is "Crime" which leads me to believe that this film was aptly booted from the comedy genre.
Rated 22 Jul 2008
80
19th
meh
Rated 17 Aug 2008
27
90th
Bloody funny movie.
Rated 21 Oct 2008
70
48th
A good TV movie.
Rated 07 Nov 2008
70
70th
Not bad. B.Willis was nice to watch here in this mob-story. Nothing special.
Rated 20 Nov 2008
90
38th
The dentist annoys the living daylights out of me, as do his wife and mother-in-law, but everything else about this movie cracks me up every time I watch it.
Rated 04 Dec 2008
36
48th
Sjov og underholdende - lissom at slippe en god prut...
Rated 14 Dec 2008
86
55th
Pretty darn funny.
Rated 24 Dec 2008
66
29th
Mostly funny, but the sequel was ordinary.
Rated 14 Jan 2009
41
16th
A tad less than OK, because it's surprisingly boring. When the bare boobs came out of left field, it had lost me completely.
Rated 08 Mar 2020
23
5th
Bruce Willis has some fun, but this movie's lasting legacy is the supreme laziness of the entire production.
Rated 25 Jan 2009
70
54th
Funny Bruce Willis.
Rated 16 Feb 2009
75
35th
Rated this high because of Amanda Peet's breasts.
Rated 04 Mar 2009
65
79th
A good move from Friends - unexpectedly good.
Rated 18 May 2009
82
45th
Had very low expectations for this flick, but it was a lot of fun! Everyone is funny and this should've been Matthew Perry's big break from Friends in to film... unfortunately it was not. Avoid the sequel at all costs.
Rated 10 Jun 2009
55
20th
Boring rather than funny.
Rated 29 Jun 2009
25
12th
Overall Enjoyment: 10/40, Plot/Themes: 5/20, Cinematography/Direction: 5/20, Acting/Writing: 5/20
Rated 19 Jul 2009
65
38th
I expected to hate this movie, it really wasn't bad.
Rated 18 Feb 2018
60
60th
Always great to see self-conscious films that don't take themselves too seriously. Perry was spot-on with great comedic timing, and a fitting counter to Willis' stone cold screen personification. The duo are highly entertaining alongside Pollak and the rest of the gang in this very unpredictable, fresh and sexy roller coaster of fun. And if that was the film's goal I can't blame it - fun it is, even though there isn't much else to it.
Rated 01 Aug 2009
4
3rd
Utter shit.
Rated 19 Aug 2009
80
35th
Ok comedy
Rated 26 Aug 2009
10
0th
Extremely annoying and predictable movie.
Rated 05 Sep 2009
35
19th
It’s not easy to make a good film with this kind of tone and feel. This movie does not succeed at doing so.
Rated 04 Nov 2009
43
42nd
Worth a watch
Rated 07 Nov 2009
60
64th
Bruce Willis is in this movie.
Rated 11 Jan 2010
2
15th
It's fairly entertaining, even if it is a bit overlong. Willis and Michael Clarke Duncan are the biggest reasons for that. Plus, Amanda Peet's surprise tits.
Rated 15 Mar 2010
50
43rd
Apart from an ace beer gag, Perry hurts himself to no avail in this strikingly average comedy. Someone in production must have figured where this boat was sailing, seeing as Amanda Peets breasts make a surprising and strangely lingering appearance midway through. I'm not complaining - they're better at acting than Henstridge.
Rated 20 Mar 2010
57
68th
Matthew Perry is incredibly annoying, but Bruce Willis is incredibly awesome.
Rated 11 May 2010
70
52nd
God gammeldags forviklingskomedie.
Rated 25 Aug 2010
36
41st
#00s(e)#, story, casting.
Rated 30 Aug 2010
75
61st
It's goofy, funny. More goofy than funny, but relax, switch off brain, let it flow. It'll be okay, you can laugh at empty films once in a while and not lose any respect. Unless of course you create a criticker profile and rate your guilty pleasures higher than most.
Rated 20 Sep 2010
25
20th
You get a topless Amanda Peet, and some ganster comedy. If you're extra bored, check it out.
Rated 20 Sep 2010
63
34th
Thanks to Amanda Peet , Perry actually seems tolerable.
Rated 05 Dec 2017
59
33rd
What the fuck is this even?
Rated 04 Nov 2010
90
88th
This came in a $10 Willis set along with Last Man Standing, 16 Blocks, and The Last Boy Scout. I bought it for Last Man Standing, and wasn't expecting much from this film, but I was pleasantly surprised.
Rated 22 Dec 2010
60
30th
Really fun but nothing more.
Rated 22 Mar 2011
75
83rd
This wacky comedy in the vein of early Hollywood slapstick humor follows the exploits of a dysfunctional dentist and his chance encounter with his new neighbor, Bruce Willis, who happens to be an ex-contract killer. Great performances all around bring this tight script to life.
Rated 27 Jun 2011
85
59th
Buen comedia..
Rated 05 Aug 2011
85
76th
Underrated movie. Matt Perry is superb. Funny and rewatchable
Rated 25 Sep 2011
42
10th
Very funny! I mean not funny.
Rated 27 Oct 2011
70
48th
A decent comedy. The characters had a charm to them except Perry's whorish wife (which was the point). Michael Clarke Duncan makes a great supporting character and shines here. I'd watch it again even if it isn't anything groundbreaking.
Rated 17 Nov 2017
40
7th
Entertainment 3/4. Sustainability: 0/3. Spirit: 1/3.
Rated 03 Mar 2012
71
60th
cool performances and one of the best fart jokes in movie history
Rated 14 Mar 2012
71
13th
Probably not a good movie. To me, this seemed overwhelming and sometimes flat-out dumb. I like Willis and Perry made me laugh but that's about it.
Rated 30 Apr 2012
67
38th
66.500
Rated 16 Jun 2012
48
17th
Unpleasant
Rated 07 Oct 2012
65
14th
Bruce Willis VS Matthew Perry. Sound funny? well ..it was. Sorta Decent acting by the leads combined with a great supporting cast (+Henstridge always looks so fine... drool...) and some clever scripting here and there make for a fairly enjoyable comedy. That and Kevin pollak performance is great !! A must see for anyone whos fan of the man! tho a bit tedious in part Deux.
Rated 23 Mar 2013
56
30th
Matthew Perry can't really shift out of 'sitcom mode' and into 'movie mode,' and there's a serious case of Nineties Soundtrack, but the screenplay is really solid and Bruce Willis and Amanda Peet are having a blast.
Rated 22 Sep 2013
80
59th
Like it.
Rated 03 Feb 2017
80
62nd
The Whole Nine Yards isn't the greatest movie but I enjoyed it. The story moves at a good pace. A mobster moves in next door and creates havok for his unsuspecting neighbor. There is a lot of comedy in the movie was well. The casting is great. Bruce Willis plays a good mob hitman. MCD is always good as muscle. Matthew Perry is alright. He never seems to endear himself to me, but that might just be me. Amanda Peet is gorgeous and funny as the sidekick that kicks ass.
Rated 01 Feb 2014
70
83rd
ger; [the whole nine yards; keine halben sachen]; ein zahnarzt macht bekanntschaft mit einem auftragskiller und verliebt sich in dessen ehefrau - ein buntes verwirrspiel beginnt.; (sehr kurzweilig);
Rated 07 Mar 2014
60
36th
Matthew Perry trying to get himself a movie career and Bruce Willis trying to get himself a check.
Rated 29 Mar 2015
54
28th
2.69/5
Rated 18 Oct 2015
30
28th
This movie got a sequel, WITH Matthew Perry. Goddamnit.

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