The Wicker Man

This movie gets a score of 3. 1 point for each time Nicolas Cage punches a girl in the face. The rest of the movie is shit.

Holy hell, I've been stabbed by toothless hobos with more social grace and charisma than Cage's character in this flaccid bore. I don't think there's a way for this movie to bee any worse. Hahaha! Get it? With.. because of.. with the bees... and then... bear suit... Eh, forget it.

There's two sides to this. On one hand this is a terrible story of one emasculated man being destroyed by a society of psycho-bitches. On the other, killing him won't bring back their goddamned honey

Oh my god is this movie funny. There's never been so many poorly timed scenes, horribly delivered lines and surrealy bad acting to all come together in such a hilarious mess of a movie. Cage stars as the possibly schizophrenic lead cop and everyone else plays a one-dimensional cardboard cutout that have two lines (if that). Cage is fantastic in this film and never lets up on the insurmountable humour in his quest to find the little girl. A must-watch.

Nicolas Cage gets into a brawl with a bunch of costumed women and children, loses. LaBute watches from above, smirks, calls all women "cunts".