There's Something About Mary

Perhaps it's because this movie was a big-ass deal when it came out and I, tender little indie soul that I am, immediately dislike things that are wildly popular because I'm an elitist snot---but this movie did nothing for me. It was just littered with self-conscious (but somewhat tepid) gross-out humor and was far too over-the-top for me. Also, Cameron Diaz has that weird heaving retard laugh and I don't like her.

HAHA SHE'S GOT CUM IN HER HAIR

Never laughed so much in my life. Yes it's tacky, and yeah, it's dumb, but it's a hell of a comedy.

Better than a lot of teen comedies, but still in the category. Fail.

Horribly overrated. I don't think I laughed once. At least I can understand why some people might find it funny, which saves it from a lower score.