Train

Poor, Thora. Can't you pick any better scripts? There's ANYTHING I can say good about this piece of trash.

Poor script, poor sound, poor acting, poor pretty much everything. Go watch Transsiberian if you need immerse yourself for 90 minutes in tired old stereotypes about all the "dangers" of railways in Eastern Europe and Russia.

Top badass moment? Seeing the revenue protection team dealing with customers who avoided purchasing a ticket. Meanwhile, some obnoxious Americans get confused by a train that has the internal dimensions of the Tardis, but end up in its stocked, unstaffed bar. Now that's what I call first class. I thought it was one of GWR’s new Class 800s, until I noticed the seats actually had some padding in them. The film itself is only fit for shunting onto the sidings. No cats, chainsaws or decapitations.

Another dumb "Eastern Europeans are all torture-porn freaks" movie. Bunch of unlikeable kids get trapped in a silly situation based on a silly premise (an American college wrestling team off to compete in the Bumfuckistan championships? Really?) They die is a variety of nasty ways, you know the rest. No surprises, apart from the shock of Thora Birch ending up in such a trainwreck of a movie.

Gore. On an train. What more can you expect. Generic stuff

Nothing new here, but worth checking out if you like this sort of thing. Definitely could do worse.

Not a terrible film, but could've been fueled by a better plot. On the upside, the horror and gore is tremendously well done.

European style socialized healthcare in action. Some brave septics stand up to it here but; how long before these trains are all over the US? - thanks Obama.

* Casting, Acting : 6 * Script : 7 * Directing, Aura : 7 * Ease of Viewing : 7 * Naked Eye : 6

This movie is stupid and completely frustrating. Horror movies are notorious for bad decisions but there is not a single good decision in the whole movie...SPOILERS: one very fit wrestler puts up no fight, the majority of the good guys are as good as dead barely a third of the way through. The leading lady decides when hope is lost to come back and finish them all off herself, somehow carting propellant around the 4 corners of the train - preposterous.

this movie is bad. Thora Birch, from American Beauty this is where her career has gone too..this was supposed to be the Terror Train remake...but it lost the rights to it...the actors were bad...the story was horrible...now the positives..the gore..the killings...and its a brutal bloodfest...but again that is only 46 mins out of 89...

Watchable