Troll 2

Ukiki

Do not expect a sequal to the original Troll. Do not expect a quality movie. However, DO watch it with friends. It's magical in its awfulness.

One of the most fascinating and heart-wrenching looks into our culture, the stiff, "wood-board"-like acting symbolizes something, I'm sure. This movie is awful. But it's one of the best times I've ever had watching a movie with friends. Seriously. Gets my top score for pure amusement.

I luvs, yuhuhuh

I give this an 80 just because it's so friggin amazingly dumb. I love this horrible stupid piece of trash.

I'm already regretting this score. Make no mistake: Troll 2 is a terrible film. It's proficiency at being perplexingly awful is already well-documented. It is nothing short of being one of cinema's greatest train-wrecks. I'm giving Troll 2 the score of 85 because it does manage to do the one thing many films fail spectacularly at; much like other colossal stinkers Mutiny in Space, Arizona Werewolf, and even Plan 9 From Outer Space, this movie is, on a minute-to-minute basis, highly entertaining.

Biggest piece of shit ever...

Fucking awful. It is hard to find a film that critics would be ashamed to even label 'exploitation'. Putrescent garbage.

A beautiful and moving social and cultural commentary on the destruction of traditional family values. Clearly the Citizen Kane of this generation.

a lovely film, a runtish but charming chicken-soup for the soul.

This film changed my life for the greater good.

as bad as good gets - 5/5 on the so-bad-it's-good scale equals 10/100

So funny you'll shit yourself

This bogus "sequel" is one of the worst. Crammed with cheesy makeup FX, a nonexistent plot, and some of the most awful acting in screen history, this has to be seen to be believed -- but please don't.

A nightmarish, brilliantly surreal discourse on the importance of the family bond in the face of overwhelming pressure from society.

The fact that this is a sequel is the scariest part of the movie.

It's so impossibly bad in every single way, from incredibly (& ironically) hammy performances to questionable editing & directing choices, on top of atrocious writing & a plot where nothing makes any sense from the very first scene to the last. It's one of the worst movies ever made, & likely always will be. But somehow, it's also ridiculously entertaining if taken for the steaming hot garbage that it is, providing many laughs across its 90-ish minutes. Troll 2 is a spectacle, & must be seen.

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Dumb, ridiculous, and plain stupid, Troll 2 does everything a bad film does because it's the worst movie ever made.

Bad to the point of awesome.