Twilight (2008)

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A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire.

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Directed By: Catherine Hardwicke

Written By: Melissa Rosenberg, Stephenie Meyer

Starring: Kristen Stewart, Peter Facinelli, Anna Kendrick, Robert Pattinson, Billy Burke, Cam Gigandet, Kellan Lutz, Nikki Reed, Ashley Greene, Edi Gathegi, Elizabeth Reaser, Taylor Lautner

Genres: Romance, Drama, Fantasy

Franchise: The Twilight Saga

Country: USA

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Stars	User	Rating
25	Shmendrek	1 _10th
I nearly died of ennui. Boring, vaguely sexist crap for fat girls and morons. Here is a list of things that are terrible: the writing, the direction, the special effects, the cinematography, the bulk of the acting, the premise, etc. Fuck you, movie.
14	CMonster	8 _2nd
Despite the score, I have learned something very valuable from Twilight. Bitches love it when you sneak in their house and watch them sleep. DO I HEAR WEDDING BELLS IN MY NEAR FUTURE!!!!
11	jswinder	0 _1st
If you're an angry twinker who hates his dad and wears garbage bags to school with black mascara, and skips on exams to meet "the locals" at the old IHOP for a 2pm triple blow in the Men's room, I'll like you better than this. I'll accept you into my home on Thanksgiving and ask you back for Christmas before I allow the son of a bitch who is responsible for this. This is unacceptable and needs to stop immediately. They're coming out with sequels for this shit, hopefully rapture gets us first.
9	omgfridge	0 _1st
Wooden performances, laughable dialogue, your generic girl loves boy story and the most random baseball game you'll ever witness. The "villains" were introduced and presented terribly. It was hard to take serious and it just never peaks. Painful to watch and with the lame conflicts, its just "omg how good looking is Edward?" Seriously avoid this like the fucking plague.
9	hellboy76	36 _10th
Vampires playing softball whilst softly sparkling.
9	Jasongirl67	10 _4th
LET ME MAKE ONE THING CLEAR; I DON'T DO MOVIES WITH " SPARKLING VAMPIRES ".... AND I NEVER WOULD HAVE WATCHED THIS PIECE OF CRAP IF I'D KNOWN PRIOR TO WATCHING IT
7	unccomp10	67 _0th
If you like sparkling vampires that don't drink human blood and like dating human girls, this movie is for you. Based on the popular series that makes teenage girls go wild because of the "perfect" Edward Cullen, this movie is as laughable as the book. While the movie is made to be a romance/drama, I laughed at the ridiculous behavior of the main characters. There are some fun scenes based on super vampire speed, but for the most part the movie is choppy and full of awkward acting.
6	Ytadel	3 _28th
Basically boils down to being pseudosexual gothic erotica for tween girls and lonely goth teenagers to masturbate to for the first and five thousandth times, respectively. That said, it has definite kitsch value; I laughed plenty at the hysterically overblown melodrama and the mind-raping ludicrousness of vampire baseball.
6	Hawkins	34 _5th
Not hyperbolically bad but it's hampered by syfy channel production value and two of the most stoic, unlikeable leads in recent memory - now maybe that's the point (think Heathers) but it doesn't do this film any favors. Watching it nearly ten years on it's kind of funny how much Kristen Stewart is made to seem like the most desirable girl in the world when Anna Kendrick is standing right behind her. If they had switched roles this would have been a lot more charming.
5	doctor7	16 _8th
Prepare yourself for the most "aimed at teenage girls" movie you've ever seen in your entire God damn life. Even the most generic musicals can't hold a candle to this homeroom bad boy. Full of "dark and brooding" characters, some of the worst awkward dialog and acting you've ever seen Twilight is painful experience for every sense. The only redeeming feature is a bit of visual flare, that's obviously copied, ripped, stolen, what-have-you, from Interview with the Vampire.
5	BeeDub	65 _10th
Line? Line? Line? Line? Line? Line? Line? Line? Line? Line? Line? Line? Line? Line? Line? Line? Line? Line? Line? Line?
4	cagedwisdom	0 _4th
Truly disasterously awful. This is so, so bad. The script is pathetic, the whole film makes no sense, the dialog is painful, the acting is abysmal (see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIcuRP86lhE) and the whole film is generally a jumbled mess of teenage romance and a misunderstanding of what vampires are. Absolutely awful. I'd sooner watch Dracula 2000 than this travesty again. It doesn't even have a plot. The fact that this is what's popular these days makes me want to cry. Or punch someone.
4	nath	48 _15th
exaggerated vampire image with ridiculous color scheme, very poor establishment of the story, this movie would only rock virgin/horny minds of teenagers, with a love story that's supposed to develop between the main characters, which not likely would convince nor satisfy any sensible viewer.
4	la boheme	30 _3rd
While as a film I feel compelled to give this a bad score (terrible acting, directing, sfx, and more abound) I can also say that I was pretty entertained at the theater. Though I regret paying to see this, it's a good movie to watch with friends when you're in a silly mood because it tries so hard to be serious, and fails so miserably every step of the way. Oh, and there's sparkling. Much sparkling.
4	Jeb	32 _18th
Gothic, lukewarm and sexual vampiric crapfest fair for little teenage girls and fat chicks. I have never seen a movie this overrated in a long time. It's destined to become the next Titanic in the box office.
4	arianemq	6 _5th
All I could think about was: "wtf, a shining vampire"
4	brandt64	30 _9th
I'm pretty sure that the only people who even wanted this movie made in the first place were 15-year-old scene girls and fat goths, and even then, if they have any taste at all they'll find this appalling. The script is awkward and painful, the special effects are awful, and why do the characters always stand around just staring at each other during pivotal, dramatic moments in the film? Oh, I know - because it's a lot easier to write about a stare than write good dialog.
4	Herzdame	0 _8th
A 16 mm pornographic movie has more plot and development than this toxic garbage presented to the uneducated rubes. Wood posts have better acting skills than the walking sticks called actors, whereas waiting for the grass to grow in Antarctica over wintertime is a more engaging prospect than suffer through this crap. Women will like this if they're fat, permanently single or on their menopause; and everyone else who is unforgivably cretinous. Other than that, it was quite significunt.
3	postmodifier	80 _72nd
Vampire baseball. Beautiful, sparkling vampire baseball.
3	Pickpocket	2 _21st
one of the best bestiality movies of all time
3	Mentaculus	8 _1st
Things from Twilight that make me laugh: lighting, staging, screenwriting, pining, awkward pauses, pasty makeup, jump cuts, the tree scene, running, Taylor Lautner's hair, Kristen Stewert's O Face during the glistening moment, the glistening moment, baseball, blue lighting, "Oh no I'm hurt the camera's all wonky!", pretentious end credit sequence, bare-chested werewolf men.
3	KMcNeil	0 _3rd
I cut, I bleed, I cry. Save me, dear Mr. Sparkly-Ass Vampire. You complete me.
3	Obdurate	30 _4th
Hahaha, what do I give this? It was unintentionally hilarious. I wanted to like this, I really did, because haters can be dumb. But this movie was awful. Bad acting, bad script (no character development... people just say shit), horrible special effects, lameness galore, some awkward choices of music, etc. What has Twilight contributed to the world? The song Decode, and even that took too long to arrive. I give this a 30 for it's hilarity though, me and my girl cracked up.
3	Castroph	2 _10th
The special effects are abysmal, the plot is cheeky, and the suggestion of a sequel is terrible.
3	Melvin Smif	10 _14th
Twilight's story is a fan-fiction that somehow got published I feel I could read the book/script on some vamp love website where vampires are no longer evil creatures of the night but are instead glittery lovepires.
3	ribcage	24 _8th
I'd heard of the baseball scene but seeing it in context....my wife got annoyed at my excited prattling: these vampires are so gleefully excited to play baseball because they love baseball SO much but they hit the ball too darn loud so have to wait for the cover of a thunderstorm to DROP EVERYTHING and go play baseball!? This may be the single greatest concept of the entire series! And it ends with some other vampires showing up and everybody hissing at each other! I love a hissing vampire!
2	Cowman	35 _5th
Watching movies with my girlfriend, chapter 'fuck this shit': This movie is terrible for all the obvious reasons, but also rather amusing to watch as it is often ridiculously funny. This review is rather mild because on the same weekend I have seen much worse (Charlie's Angels, 2000) and also much more boring (The Assassin, 2015). The depressing conclusion is that Twilight was the most pleasant viewing experience during those 24 hours. Fuck my life.
2	Anomaly	22 _5th
Good god this is horrible. Bad acting, horrible editing, and a terrible script. The vampires look like heroin addicts and no one can muster any display of emotion. At least the Rifftrax for it is hilarious. Should only be viewed with the aforementioned Rifftrax and/or under the influence of massive amounts of psychotropics. Line? ...Line?
2	td888	10 _2nd
Girl is in love with a 90 year old man? And old man is immortal and decides to do school over and over..? Mind is blown
2	skiewulfy	45 _41st
Pretty unambitious as genre crossers go. As a high school romance its pure cheese, characters straight out of a Hollister catalog and a script written like a chat log. As a horror movie, its barely there, with Vampirism treated like an awesome super power with few consequences. But if you're only along for the ride, with the right attitude there's really nothing here that offends. The plot sticks to its formula rails and doesn't aim for much depth, something a casual viewer might even enjoy.
2	miss jesus	11 _1st
Senseless and pointless.
2	Luna6ix	55 _11th
Points for a good soundtrack (at least until the credits--screw Linkin Park and Paramore.) Points for the retarded-ness of vampires playing baseball, and the people flying around on obvious wires, on second thought--was this movie actually supposed to be serious? Anyway...crappy vampire flick, awesome romance for fourteen year old girls, did I mention I'm twenty-something and male?
2	Zealot185	65 _46th
If the rest of the series can deliver scenes like VAMPIRE BASEBALL, then I'm in for the long run. Robert Pattinson literally shines here.
2	forgetregret	20 _21st
The book is anti-feminist, prolife, conservative, poorly-written romance novel trash. I wouldn't let my daughters anywhere near them if I wanted them to be self-assured, wholly realized women. The movie is all of that, hilariously brought to life with bad acting and production. It's the first time in my life I think the movie is better than the book, simply because the movie doesn't subject you to Bella's awful personality quite so thoroughly.
2	mattburgess	69 _58th
Fucking hilarious. For a braindread vampire blockbuster for angsty tweens, every frame is dripping with such a unusual and pathetic awkwardness that its almost endearing. Bella is one astonishingly boring and unlikeable bitch but all her co-stars' campy angsty theatrics made this movie endlessly entertaining to me. I laughed my ass off. Its lovably and uniquely retarded.
2	ImThatDingo	0 _2nd
I was dragged to see this shit. I mean it, I was kicking and scratching and fighting all the way, but I lost. This is the lamest attempt at gothic erotica I've ever come across. It's pathetic that girls all over the country are loving this tasteless trash. Also, the lead character is fugly. ...Say something...
2	Bmunise	10 _2nd
The only thing that spares this movie from a 0 was the unfortunate fact that the crew had to suffer through filming this even more than audiences had to suffer through viewing this.
2	Manna	20 _8th
Even 20 should be too much. But we were a large company that went to watch this and some of the lines were so hilarious that we did have a lot of laugh with this :P Too bad it wasn't meant to be a comedy!
2	struizzle	30 _5th
should get nominated for some razzies on the acting end. some of the scenes are badly acted itll make you lol. there is so much extra lip bitting its insane. the best thing about this movie was the ending credits playing 15 steps-radiohead. ohh forgot to mention the baseball scene. youtube it and have a laugh.
2	mwgerb	17 _6th
This movie uses a fascinating technique: make all of the minor characters annoying, so the mediocre leads seem interesting in comparison. To be fair, the villain was sort of interesting. Too bad he was only on screen for 10 minutes, leaving 2 hours without an actual conflict.
2	FrederikA	25 _6th
When vampires get hit by sunlight they should fucking burn, NOT sparkle like diamonds! Twilight needed a Van Helsing, Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Blade like no movie has ever needed it before...
2	Cinema_Asia	35 _3rd
Apparently Twilight vampires can frolick around in daylight as long as it's overcast. If they stand in the sunlight they glitter like a disco ball. Other than that they are gifted with the usual super strength and apparently are great at romancing living girls. To demonstrate this our loverboy vampire shimmies up a tree like a monkey in one scene with the girl on his back. There's lots of mopey emo acting too and a romance without any chemistry. I laughed enough at the movie to almost enjoy it.
2	annntsy	75 _53rd
I am ashamed. Although I didn't love it, it is a mini-guilty pleasure.
2	purup	10 _1st
This series has taken everything erotic out of vampires. Vampires equal sex and this film preaches chastity. It just doesn't work. Everything we _know_ about vampires (die in sunlight/impaled on stick etc.) is dismissed (glittery skin!?!?). Rhe dialogue and acting makes me cringe. The scenes in the forest had lovely colors though, therefore the 10 points.
2	backwardsuit	60 _24th
Not really "good" on any level but nowhere near as terrible as some people claim. Shoddy production is easy to laugh at and the acting ranged from lousy to terrible but it's completely harmless and has a passable story that actually means something to its target audience. Compare this to Transformers and it's Citizen Kane.
2	nobamba	20 _4th
RiffTrax 50. Stephanie Meyer's fantasy doesn't translate well onscreen because Bella's the average (or below) girl who would just love you so much if you paid her any attention, so she deserves a brooding superhero who obsesses over her despite their age difference, but Stewart's too pretty. Good thing KS + RP turn out decent. I liked the high school stuff but ultimately vampires are central. Stupid baseball. Fav scene: Anna Kendrick in foreground for no reason other than to steal the scene.
1	freak	68 _58th
I have to admit that i'm still a nervous virgin somewhere inside & liking this film only proves it. Catherine Hardwicke knows a thing or two about teenagers.
1	SirVasil	30 _18th
The only way how to make this movie interesting would be to replace those pathetic vampires with Nosferatu.
1	Actionberg	50 _17th
It's so uniquely bad that I feel like everyone should watch it. Female demographic, I'm sorry that Hollywood is now seeking to heave bowel movements like this upon your intellect too.
1	Ndkchk	45 _17th
Sometimes so bad it's good. Usually just bad.
1	DaniellaN	80 _70th
A movie you love to hate; worth seeing it just to laugh
1	Shoran	45 _7th
I can't believe there are 3 more to come. Utter crap.
1	Kavu	10 _4th
Bad acting, ugly effects and a god awful screenplay. I don't remember hearing dialogue this stiff since the Star Wars prequels.
1	TheDiceman	50 _35th
Its like a feature length version of the Buffy the vampire slayer tv series, with a little more style and gloss.I found it not unpleasant to watch.
1	Clopinette	30 _2nd
It terrifies me to live in a world where this little piece of bat guano is a massive hit. Everything about the [thing that bears vague resemblance to a] plot and its execution scream "AWKWARD!", the female protagonist suffers from a severe case of the Mary Sues, and don't even get me started on the friendly vampires who sparkle in the sunlight/play baseball/jump around like Spider-Man on steroids.
1	Paradiselost	60 _25th
Not nearly as terrible as people make it out to be, and has some genuinely funny moments (the scene where Bella meets Edwards family), although some other scenes (baseball) are unbelievably bad.
1	gogokain	5 _12th
Oh... wow... what a train wreck... At least when Tim Burton fills his movies with a bunch of sad, pale people dressed in black they can usually act. The two leads are just atrocious at delivering their atrociously written dialogue. This movie probably set some sort of record for the highest amount of pointless characters and events that do absolutely nothing to advance the plot. What a damned disaster.
1	Alex Watkins	2 _15th
This is the best pop-culture insight into Mormon sexual repression I've ever seen. [BLINKING INTENSIFIES] Also, I'm really mad that RPattz didn't say "That's what I love about these high school girls; I get older, they stay the same age" at some point.
1	parcaliham	30 _7th
19 Nisan 09. & http://sineofrenik.blogspot.com/2009/01/bir-vampire-gnl-verdim-twilight.html --- berbat oyunculuk, yonetmenlik, ozel effectler ve senaryo. muziklerde bir cok filmin muziklerini cagiristiriyor. baska the fountain olmak uzere...
1	PeaceAnarchy	45 _4th
The first 10 minutes are pretty good, as is some of the other non-vampire stuff. Sadly, the vampire stuff is the core of the film and it's when the writing gets sillest and melodramatic, where the cheesiness ramps up, and most importantly, where the film's terrible messages show their face. The film strips away the horrors of vampirism, yet keeps the angst, and celebrates Bella's willing victimization.
1	weirdyoda	37 _2nd
I finally saw this movie so I could justify talking shit about it, but I gotta say it's not entirely terrible. The incestuous weirdness that is the Cullen family is kinda interesting, and vampires playing baseball is definitely cool, and I'm all for Native American warewolves, and there was a nice Bella-learns-about-ancient-vampires montage....however, the writing, acting, storyline, and directing was the garbage I expected.
1	TedDedon	59 _26th
There are some parts about Twilight that I really enjoyed. For one, Edward Cullin as a character is, or at least will be, a very impressive leading role for the series. For two, the setting and backstory of the Cullin family versus the wolf tribe serves as a good backdrop. And three, the actors set for the parts are good enough. The problems, however, are by and large because of the terrible action sequences, fast-paced story telling and the relative amount of cheese. Okay start.
1	MJVmovieMan	75 _67th
The film's flaws are obvious - it's somewhat cheaply made featuring a few tacky special effects shots (luckily there's only a few), and the ultimate conflict from competing vampires proves uninspired and unmoving; the plot doesn't really explore it. "Twilight" has light humor and mostly wraps itself around its two leads in an absorbing romance story, and thank goodness that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are great here and have real chemistry, elevating the movie beyond its shortcomings.
1	absentis	24 _10th
Really couldn't understand what the fuss was... the acting was terrible, effects bad... and the story... well there just wasn't one or anything remotely keeping my interest. I really thought I was going to like it as like Vampire movies (even the bad ones) but this was just bad.
1	Tripwyre	6 _2nd
Not going to lie, I could only stomach about half an hour of this garbage before I had to turn it off. Morbid curiosity only takes you so far. But it should be said that that half an hour was jam packed with some of the funniest shit I've ever seen (vampire baseball, what the...?). Are there really people who behave like these characters in reality? I'd like to meet them. Actually, scratch that, they'd be as unbearable as this film. Fuck this movie for shitting all over "real" vampire stories.
1	theficionado	25 _20th
If Hardwicke hadn't taken the romance between a teenage girl and monster at face value, this could have been salvageable. Well... salvageable-ish. So basically, I just want this to be Let the Right One In. Kind of charming in its clumsy self-seriousness. Bonus: Worst use of foreshadowing ever?
1	Jls900	0 _0th
I haven't seen this movie but I'm giving it a zero because all my friends are doing it.
1	Browncoat	20 _1st
I can't vouch for the best-selling book (having not read it), but being a slow, poorly acted and largely non-eventful (yet very long) film, "Twilight" doesn't offer the viewer a great deal of bang for you buck, especially when you factor in visual effects that belong in the last millennium. The film has its occasional moments for what it is: a tortured romance flick, but I'd give this one a skip.
1	Wiche	64 _45th
I thought it was very entertaining and I didn't think it would be this good. I thought it would be some sort of Harry Potter lookalike film but this one is more mature. Maybe I enjoyed it so much because it's actually a film by teenagers for teenagers, imo. Too bad it misses somewhat a story, this is more just a lead-in to more.
1	critickerkaw	70 _14th
This movie was highly entertaining, though NOT because it is a great movie. Rather, I was so amused with how they adapted it from the book that I found myself laughing most of the way through. Still, it had its good moments and I felt it captured the "feel" of the book pretty well. I think more careful editing, attention to the special effects, and more even character portrayal would have helped.
1	AnnMovie	75 _20th
Not bad, but not great. I thought this film could have been a lot better & perhaps excelled where the book didn't. However, a combination of confusing editing, odd filming, undeveloped relationships & not-so-special special effects, left me laughing more than I was supposed to. Still, it was still an interesting story. Some aspects of the story were well portrayed, and for what it's worth I did want to finish the film. I'm not going to watch it again immediately, but I am glad I watched it.
1	sophie	55 _32nd
I had a serious laughing attack at the sparkling scene. Seriously? Apart from that... it kills time - although he could just make her a vampire already and they could stop whining altogether. I liked the pictures though, nice colors... And I haven't read the book (and I'm never going to) but I can't think of anything that could be in the books that would make this better. It's a very simple plot. And I'm afraid I'll watch the sequels... why do I always have finish things I've started...
1	Scold	17 _1st
This movie was a trainwreck. It was awkward and a little bit creepy. Though the idea is supposed to be romantic, I found it to be incredibly odd and uncomfortable.
1	slwee	75 _54th
No high point in this movie, although the sexual tension between Bella and Edward does cut like a knife.
1	SandyR	85 _67th
Surprisingly enjoyable! Haven't seen such audience participation since Rocky Horror. Went in expecting 2hate it since I loved the books &the actors don't look like the characters in my mind. When Edward walked on, dozens of teen girls in the audience SCREAMED! It was like those film clips of the early Beatles coming to America. Then there was this one male voice that would respond just a beat or two after the girls. Same every time he kissed Bella. wouldn't have missed it for the world!
1	ofallpieces	4 _0th
I don't recommend seeing this movie unless you have the RiffTrax for it. It was the only way I could stomach it - some hilarious stuff... Really, really excellent comedy movie. Bad in any other genre. What the Summary should say is "A teenage girl risks everything when she falls head over heels for a wannabe vampire who sparkles and is somehow sexy despite looking like he's been hit in the face with the entire ugly tree, several million times. Not to mention the creepy faces he makes. Yeah."
1	bharath	30 _5th
boring as hell. I would rather watch a chick flick over this. Every scene of this movie is awkward. This movie has everything in it... bad acting, bad direction, bad shooting... whatever you think of it is just bad. You are better of not watching this movie. It took me over 6 hours to be able to get through 2 hours of this piece of crap.
1	Saintes	45 _7th
Sad and asexual.
1	aposynthesi	12 _0th
Oh. This made millions in the box office. Stupid women being obsessed with Robert Pattinson.
1	TheRealJ-Ro	35 _11th
Y'know what, fuck it, the cultural significance for better or for worse compels you to see this movie and those that follow it. Do I like it? I can't really say that I do. There are some truly awful, fall-flat-on-your-face moments - and then there are some moments that make you think "Hey, y'know what, fuck the haters." I think it's important to remember that, as silly as their "love story" is, Romeo & Juliet is, too. There's some cool lines, some okay scenes, not enough to totally condemn. Ugh.
1	Chouinard	15 _7th
10 points for the cute vampire pitcher's windup. -95 for the whole pedophile vampire thing.
1	vespera23	41 _7th
A film about a voulnerable young girl who falls in love with a controlling, overpossesive stalker who happens to be a vampire.
1	INDYATMN	63 _15th
Surely the books reveal a depth of character&insight that make them far surperior2 this lukewarm vampire flick that at times edges on parody(Hi, Vamp family!) Oh the stares&longing glances!4ever on simmer, it's a lethally dull build-up 2 discovering that Edward's a vampire! (Is Bella the ONLY girl who needs to google all these hints-and-a-half 2 figure this out?). Efx aren't special& for1 second when the vampires face off u hope 4 real conflict, but alas, tis but mostly more simmering, my love!
1	Langelund (CinemaZone.dk)	10 _4th
It took me five tries to get through this, but I finally made it. Now I'm up to speed and know what the emo/tweens-world is so hypnotized by. Knowing is not understanding, though. But hey, yeah me!
1	Indicam	5 _11th
A rating of 5 only for having Radiohead as the credits music... all else was sickeningly terrible.
1	Tiia	95 _82nd
Had to watch this movie more than one time to find out how good it actually is. Of course, some things seem not to be so professional but I see behind that and love the movie.
1	lobabie	100 _86th
absolutly amazing i was waiting for this movie for so long and i loved the best movie i thinki have ever seen!!
1	Stradivarius	5 _2nd
One of the most hilariously awful movies I've ever seen. Watch it with the Rifftrax or don't watch it at all. Sparkly vegetarian vampire high school soap opera is officially the worst genre in film AND literature.
1	AjP	5 _1st
You NEED to read the book to enjoy this movie, if not then you will notice the total lack of character introduction, staring, sparkling (WTF), poor plot, laughable (literally) dialogue, poor acting and poor effects. Its only (slight) redeeming factor is that Kristen Stewart is vaguely hot, and I think I only started thinking that because I couldn't leave midway through the film and was trying to find something to like. Only go if you have read the book are already in love with Edward (Pattinson)
1	fairykayler	98 _99th
ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. And Yes, I will proudly admit to being a "twi-hard" fan having read all 4 of the books more than once =) Can't wait for the others to be filmed
1	begoniabol	8 _11th
Traumaticly bad
1	Chava	95 _68th
I give this movie a high score for the romance and darkness of the vampire characters.
1	lovelyricha1	50 _3rd
Rather than waste time and space enumerating on all anti-feminist, anti-girls, anti-human points the story operates on plus everything that is ghastly/laughable about the movie (makeup, costumes, just about anything)-let me clearly declare this is one of my guilty pleasures for 2 reasons-the earnestness with which the actors try to bring seriousness to their roles amidst the pitiful dialogues (come on, you can see them trying HARRRRRRDDDDDD) and the soundtrack-brilliant!
1	eglooty	96 _98th
awesome;]] wonderful amazing incredible shocking;]]
1	Myszatek	5 _1st
I was dragged to see it by my younger cousin. Without reading the book, I could tell the whole story 5 minutes after the movie started. I must admit that watching people oohing and aahing through the entire thing was mildly amusing
1	Falooza	5 _1st
I reluctantly checked this out from the library where I work, and now I have a very difficult time not laughing in the faces of the sad women who ask for the book sequels, especially the old ladies. Will this vampire nonsense ever end?
1	Okkervil	0 _0th
What a bunch of tossers.
1	Bown	51 _8th
Okay, so this isn't THE WORST THING EVER like so many people say. Unfortunately, it's still pretty fuckin' bad, and not even in a fun way where you can rip into it. Outside of two really well-shot sequences, everything was just extraordinarily dull. The only thing that lived up to my shittiness expectations was the baseball game. Also, while I get what you're going for, Hardwicke, sex and becoming a vampire are not at all the same thing. They're not even in the same ballpark (lolol)
1	Spanks	5 _2nd
This put such a bummer on the vampire films
1	scbMCMXC	85 _83rd
Just seen it to see what the hype is about and was actually a great movie, alot better then expected and considering its not my normal type of film.
1	chemtrails	40 _24th
Vampires playing baseball.
1	filmpirate	0 _2nd
this film was great! the glistening vampires that were.... this was one of the worst shit bags of an excuse for a "movie" i have ever seen. the entire production staff should be publicly stoned like pagans
1	counterpoint	87 _77th
not usually my type of movie, but there is this enticing awkwardness that draws me in
1	CHR1S	30 _1st
Beyond a doubt rubbish.
1	Malvina	100 _81st
The best romantic movie that includes action and horror as well.
1	Mr. Film	29 _14th
Plagued with cheesy dialogues, horrible acting, terrible script and way under the level direction, this supernatural chick flick fails at every level, but still proves to charm teenage girls for no reason
1	misterlizard	40 _43rd
I'm not the demographic for this. I'm almost genetically hardwired not to like it. But having been forced to see it I'll admit it's nowhere near as bad as I feared. It seems like they did the best they could with the source material and I was moderately entertained. The teen drama/sparkly boyband vampires didn't appeal much though, and I'm going to have nightmares about that baseball scene for months.
1	glumpy_99	32 _3rd
Dreary, superficial and irritatingly chaste vampire film, with Stewart and Pattinson leading a cast of uniformly drab, colorless performances. Not scary enough, romantic enough or thrilling enough to qualify in any category of entertainment; leaden direction and clumsy exposition at every turn practically sinks it.
1	dmbbearcat	5 _1st
I almost can't believe that I actually watched this.
1	Demorest	3 _46th
A better bro flick than you might think
1	Leonardis	58 _6th
This is just known for its reputation of sparkling vampires, bad acting, and some pretty bad effects. It really is as cheesy as people say it is. I haven't bothered trying to watch the sequels. This one isn't quite as terrible as I thought it'd be but it's nothing fresh, original or special. I'm fact, it makes me want to read the books even less.
1	myfavchords	11 _0th
This is a horrible film. The script is terrible, the two leads have zero chemistry. You don't even find out who wins the baseball game. The vampires are ridicules, not scary at all.
1	???	0 _0th
A fabulous nought.
1	The Pirate	12 _1st
It's Twilight. 'Nuff said.
1	Tony Irwin	89 _85th
Outstanding vampire fantasy love story told from the young woman's point of view. The material hits all the plot points needed for a love story, but it's the themes of personal danger, restraint, celibacy, and internal agony that elevates it to something else - a gothic love story set in the modern day. Filters and scene lighting help create a film that looks hushed, sombre and morose - beautifully done.
1	danastevens	60 _44th
As a life lesson for teenage girls, Twilight (excuse the pun) sucks. As a parable for the dark side of female desire, it's weirdly powerful.
1	Corbad	20 _1st
On a scale of deplorably bad to legitimately disturbing, this film lands solidly at the extreme end of the former, to my great relief (but in no universe could its content be found on a different scale). Amateur, nonsensical, often shockingly funny. Kristen Stewart does better with the script than I was led to believe, but Apollo himself could not have given the story any semblance of meaning or substance.
1	tuerda	5 _4th
With the exception of the father none of the characters ever seems to have any motivation for anything they do. The script fails to compensate for this with any sort of drama or tension. The SFX would be sub-par for the 80s. Even with all of that, however, this movie wouldn't be that bad. It's the awful acting that really kills it: It is pretty close to the worst acting I have ever seen in any movie ever.
1	Pickle_Man	100 _94th
A wonderfully enjoyable film because it's seemingly incognizant of its own ineptitude. Absent of any criticism of the script and it's weird fetishization of abusive relationships, the utterly misguided ugliness of everything - the color grading, costumes, makeup, cinematography and even the blocking - is uproariously funny to watch. The sheer autism and unfamiliarity with human interaction which the actors display is priceless. It blows my mind that there are not just one but four sequels.
1	emptythought	60 _46th
this absolutely deserves the camp re-evaluation it's receiving

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