Two Moon Junction

I actually sat through this entire shitty movie just to see Kristy McNichol's boobs. Life sure sucked before Google image search, kids.

Do you want to see Sherilyn Fenn and Richard Tyson hump? I didn't think so. Also, Burl Ives and Milla Jovovich are in this, I would have rather seen them hump.

Favorite line: "You know what?! I'm gonna buy you breakfast, asshole!" Lace, garters, flowers and bronzed, bulging muscles. Incredibly sensual, beautiful and impressively styled, a rich fantasy world of its own that's an exciting and euphoric visit. An alpha specimen of 80's soft-core/romance.

Just about as much as a torrid romance novel as the cover suggests. Southern Belle Sherilyn Fenn falls for the sweaty good-for-nothing carny Richard Tyson out of the blue, just because she isn't ready to settle down with her perfect husband she met while in a sorority. This film's plot is as thin as the fabric of Fenn's blouses,...

You have to really like trash to like this.

Just blah. It's not even very good for gazing at Sherilyn Fenn, 'cause they made her a blonde even though she looks so much better as a brunette

Fuck I love Zalman King so much! He is 100% committed to the ridiculous, every frame drips with beautiful, dreamy absurdity. Hot repressed Southern belles banging muscled circus bros in hyper-stylized sex sequences while saxophones blare in the background... how can anyone hate this?