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Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day

2010
Romance, Comedy
2h 5m
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Avg Percentile 20.92% from 1287 total ratings

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Rated 16 Sep 2019
26
3rd
Garry Marshall makes Penny Marshall look like Neil Marshall.
Rated 01 Apr 2011
100
98th
...should have sent a poet. I can't even begin to express my love for this movie. Its just so wholesome and genuine that tiers starts flowing just thing thinking about it...
Rated 16 Feb 2010
65
30th
There's about 30 different characters in this 2hr film. You need a freakin' scorecard to keep track with what the heck is going on. It makes it impossible for you to understand any one character. I will say (can't believe I'm about to say this) but Taylor Swift was one of the bright spots. The whole thing with the stuffed bear is funny. Gardner & Biel with the bat is good too. But trying to connect these characters within the story will make my head explode, and that's the problem.
Rated 24 Jun 2010
25
4th
More characters than the Wu-Tang.
Rated 26 Jun 2010
26
15th
Valentine's Day is not terrible and does have moments of entertainment but with such a large cast you should actually care about at least one person's plight. The problem is every story segment is just rife with cliche, or annoying 10 year olds trying to prove their love, which makes for a failed film. The only redeeming qualities are a few funny moments sprinkled throughout the film but they certainly can't save it.
Rated 06 Mar 2010
10
5th
Taylor's swift acting was so bad it made me actually appreciate her music. Waste of (some) good actors
Rated 16 Jun 2010
15
2nd
What depth there is seems lost by being spread across several dozen increasingly cliche and agonizing miniplots of doofuses, douchebags and asshats in "love". So much effort spent trying to be hip and appeal to every demographic imanginable while at the same time a cynical and condescending dismissal of the holiday it names itself after. From the same city that produced "Casablanca", comes the best argument yet that romance is dead.
Rated 28 Jun 2010
45
14th
I want to hate Garry Marshall's cash-in, and all the stars that took part in this smash-and-grab job of a movie, but it isn't the worst thing I've ever witnessed. Granted, none of these characters have any depth, and some truly great stars go completely wasted (Roberts, Bates, MacLaine, Foxx), but the film is 'okay' for its intended audience. I found it completely forgettable and shallow, as all these actors make up about six minutes of screen time each, but endurable nonetheless.
Rated 13 Jul 2010
1
8th
Another uninspired 'Love Actually' clone that doesn't deliver on any real front. A big cast does not equal a good movie.
Rated 11 Oct 2011
15
7th
Fuck HBO for making me watch this... absolutely no redeeming qualities.
Rated 14 Feb 2010
4
20th
Even the array of mega-stars couldn't save this movie.
Rated 16 Feb 2010
29
6th
Bland rom com.
Rated 20 Feb 2010
50
12th
Too many characters gets confusing after a while, don't take it seriously and you'll have fun. At least i had, my mom liked it too (yes my valentine :)) so no problem. Nothing more then that though.
Rated 06 Mar 2010
0
12th
Look at the cast. That's all that needs to be said. In grudging addition, it might be considerate to say, by way of warning, that out of the multicultural, multigenerational, multidemographical alphabetical all-stars, Garner and Kutcher command the most attention. And it might be charitable to say that only Grace and Hathaway demand any more. It might, too, be appropriately pointless to point out the unbilled cameo of Joe Mantegna.
Rated 07 Mar 2010
0
0th
my expectations were low, but i was still disappointed
Rated 29 Mar 2010
30
19th
The large cast is a big waste. And ok, most actors are famous but are not so good. Anyway, this romantic comedy is a failure. Without chemistry, silly and no fun.
Rated 01 Apr 2010
70
25th
Powerhouse cast, but it's really just a remake of "Love, Actually", only on Valentine's Day. Well, at least it's the latter part of winter. Sheesh.
Rated 29 Apr 2010
36
24th
Largely relies on stale gender stereotypes and tired comedy routines that don't elicit much laughter.
Rated 01 May 2010
47
5th
Someone to a bunch of half assed ideas for romantic comedies, tied them together with the barest of ridiculous threads and called it a day. There are pieces of good ideas strewn throughout but for the most part it's a rather bland mess.
Rated 03 May 2010
50
32nd
Check out the full review: http://zoopy.com/q/37n4
Rated 08 May 2010
25
4th
Doesn't even come close to the greatness that is "Love Actually", which it is obviously trying to imitate.
Rated 14 May 2010
18
14th
Eager to please and stuffed with stars, Valentine's Day squanders its promise with a frantic, episodic plot and an abundance of rom-com cliches.
Rated 23 May 2010
42
10th
Cheesy and without chemistry,poor attempt to make a romantic hit movie.
Rated 06 Jun 2010
40
8th
It wasn't godawful or anything but it was a little bland. There were a few good parts but some of it just didn't work. There are better rom-coms out there so I'm not going to recommend it... though you could also do a lot worse.
Rated 08 Jun 2010
39
18th
Romantic comedy that follows a diverse group of Los Angelinos as they try to negotiate a single Valentine's Day, the common denominator being a local flower shop. A 20-star pileup of romantic cliches that were groaners when 'Love, American Style' used them on television 40 years ago.... Doesn't have a plot, just a series of rom-com vignettes averaging maybe 15 minutes each, edited and shuffled to create an illusion of substance.
Rated 07 Jul 2010
20
83rd
This is the American version of Love Actually directed by the same director as Pretty Woman. It's a great film, not quite as good as Love Actually or Pretty Woman, but great none-the-less.
Rated 10 Jul 2010
20
1st
total shit, I'm sad i wasted my time and money watching this. nothing is relevant, all over the place, main stream bullshit.
Rated 12 Jul 2010
40
5th
They tried to sell this as a USA portrait i suppose. First of all, i did not feel good :) And second, what you understand of love is nothing compared to Rumi's definiton of love.
Rated 09 Sep 2010
85
91st
just great story, and yes ... screw you haters
Rated 22 Sep 2010
31
9th
Taylor Swift....
Rated 25 Sep 2010
32
2nd
I once fell asleep in the middle of Braveheart while watching it on TV and woke up in the middle of Dances with Wolves, which I watched to the end. This movie felt longer than even that. I kept begging for it to end. "Just end already," I kept whispering.
Rated 14 Nov 2010
21
6th
There is a glut of these holiday based superstar cast Marshall flicks, and they are all insanely boring.
Rated 25 Nov 2010
60
7th
Entertaining enough and the acting is good, but I've already forgotten what really happened.
Rated 26 Nov 2010
15
21st
"About as personal and memorable as a seasonal card your significant other snatches up from a local Duane Reade at the last minute." - Simon Abrams
Rated 23 Dec 2010
32
21st
Sadly enjoyable I guess.
Rated 24 Jan 2011
60
10th
a cool cast simply because of all the stars they got in one movie. i loved the way all of the plotlines intertwined.
Rated 01 Feb 2011
20
9th
It's predictably bad, but there are some laugh out loud moments.
Rated 02 Mar 2011
0
0th
Incredibly terrible.
Rated 21 May 2011
15
0th
No amount of actors can save this movie. The movie is a cliche and predictable as expected.
Rated 02 Sep 2011
85
37th
We can get enough love from the movies that shows us only one love story. So this is quite satisfiying.
Rated 17 Sep 2011
23
13th
#11#, popcorn, story, (casting).
Rated 21 Jan 2012
60
19th
Some of the individual stories are pretty good, but it ultimately overreaches. Would have been a much better movie if they'd dropped about half of the plotlines and focused in a little more. That said, the Jennifer Garner restaurant scene was fantastic.
Rated 29 Jan 2012
79
5th
2-3
Rated 08 Sep 2012
90
55th
cool cast and good flow of story. http://wordylilchacha.blogspot.com/2010/02/valentines-dayhas-amazing-twists.html
Rated 30 Nov 2012
30
6th
What it lacks in charm, humor, and intelligence, it makes up for in sheer volume.
Rated 07 Jan 2013
4
1st
Jessica Alba sure is an amazing actress, isn't she? She makes every line sound as natural as a bird in a meadow.
Rated 15 Feb 2013
75
40th
I actually liked this movie. Sure it isn't the best film in the world but it was a nice date night movie especially on Valentine's Day! (I know I'm so creative). So this movie had me on edge because usually when they get a large cast of talented people together, I feel like laziness ensues and the movie suffers. This film on the other had was done quite well. I thought the writing and connecting of all the characters was very intelligent. Plus I mean this had Taylor on Taylor action, so win!
Rated 05 Feb 2014
70
41st
Sweet and perfectly entertaining. Despite being your average Hollywood romcom I even got surprised by some of the twists.
Rated 16 Feb 2014
1
8th
Hollywood star orgie! You never get to care for any of them. - Bad
Rated 16 Jun 2014
40
32nd
Huge cast of great actors, but the story is all over the place and mostly very cheesy. There are a few comical moments but as a whole it's very underwhelming. It's mostly a long sequence of disconnected random shorts rather than any kind of coherent story. It's mildly entertaining, and even though it has tons of star power is mostly just a wasted opportunity to make something good. Awesome acting, horrible script, mediocre film.
Rated 05 Jul 2014
30
22nd
Sex, we're told, is just what people do when they're into each other. Especially around Valentine's Day. The only thing that matters is whether you're "in love." Married or unmarried, straight or gay, young or old, it's a person's feelings--not a marital commitment--that determine whether a sexual connection is sweet or sour. (pluggedin.com)
Rated 25 Sep 2014
20
7th
Sezercik filmlerinden bile daha düşük puan vermişim; düşünün yani.
Rated 07 Nov 2014
0
0th
A vote principle alone.
Rated 20 Apr 2015
56
8th
Okai.
Rated 24 Oct 2015
30
3rd
Its multi-vignette, barely memorable, badly acted
Rated 14 Apr 2017
18
6th
Essentially a re-hash of "Love, Actually" dumbed-down and commercialized for Americans. Like LA, it has some good moments, like Anne Hathaway's phone sex scenes (it's her job), and Julia Roberts' role is right within her (extremely limited) range. On the other hand, having George Lopez read and quote Rumi is utterly ridiculous. If you're in the right mood, it can be compulsively watchable (insert car wreck analogy here), and if you have actual taste and intelligence, you'll hate yourself for it.
Rated 13 Feb 2018
67
11th
Not as bad as I feared - but still pretty bad. The main downside is the overall blandness of these little stories crafted ostensibly just to cash in on an already commercialised event. Some of the segments are not even worth having. Others meet the genre's low bar of expectation, but only thanks to a host of shiny glamourous Hollywood faces. Nothing about the writing feels natural, organic or human. In the not-too-distant future, robots will put writers like these out of business.
Rated 04 Apr 2018
56
39th
It's certainly no Love Actually, but with plotlines to spare, I guess it caters a bit to every type of romantic.
Rated 25 Oct 2018
9
8th
the film manages to make love actually seem soulful in comparison
Rated 08 Feb 2020
0
1st
A lesson on bad screenplay
Rated 09 Feb 2020
7
0th
I blame Love Actually for this. The kind of movie that makes you wonder if it's one of the other versions of monkeys typing up scripts (though I'm sure the monekys would have done better). Beyond the blandness, it is just so offensively bad in so many ways without rhyme or reason. And all this cause I couldn't decide what to watch tonight. *cringe*
Rated 13 Feb 2020
1
0th
A Valentine's Day card full of vomit.
Rated 26 Sep 2020
0
2nd
A bouquet of pure crap, with a handful of sleepy Oscar winners giving too much and yet not nearly enough. As dumb, cynical, and phony as Hollywood gets, possibly worse.
Rated 22 Mar 2021
60
4th
Wasting so many hot actors for such a crappy movie is a crime against humanity
Rated 06 Aug 2021
70
45th
7??2017.1.10/????????????????????????
Rated 10 Aug 2022
82
54th
I mostly focus on Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner together in this movie
Rated 28 Dec 2022
31
13th
Essa semana é a mais inútil do ano, por isso depois de anos finalmente resolvi assistir uma Sessão da Tarde porque estava zapeando e vi um monte de estrelas pipocando e só aí lembrei que esse filme existe. Enfim, uma bomba como eu imaginava que seria, mas não consegui sentir ódio por ele, mesmo o casal gay não se beijando no final ao contrário dos casais heteros. Mas aí não sei se é do filme mesmo ou se a Globo cortou pra não ter beijo gay às 5 da tarde na TV aberta.
Rated 04 Feb 2023
3
25th
Don’t get how people hate this? Just insanely watchable from a cast and star power point of view. I want to date Anne Hathaway as a phone sex operator.
Rated 07 Feb 2023
51
22nd
Has a weird amount of charm. Literally all the stars are here
Rated 15 Aug 2023
55
40th
Film commercial mais on a quelques beaux clichés. Les pectoraux parfaitement éclairés d'Eric Dane. Du torse-nu avec Topher Grace, la belle silhouette nue de Carter Jenkins et un petit backflip sexy par Taylor Lautner. Le réalisateur a cherché à faire plaisir à tout le monde, et ça j'approuve et je respecte. Les hommes sont aussi sexy que les femmes. Ils n'ont pas tous le même timing, Jessica Alba et Kathy Bates ne servent à rien, Julia Roberts & Bradley Cooper ont quant à eux de brefs passages.

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