Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
A dark force threatens Alpha, a vast metropolis and home to species from a thousand planets. Special operatives Valerian and Laureline must race to identify the marauding menace and safeguard not just Alpha, but the future of the universe. (imdb)
Genres: Sci-fi, Action, Adventure
Country: France
Directed By: Luc Besson
Written By: Luc Besson, Pierre Christin, Jean-Claude Mézières
Starring: Mathieu Kassovitz, Ethan Hawke, John Goodman, Clive Owen, Rutger Hauer, Sam Spruell, Rihanna, Dane DeHaan, Cara Delevingne, Kris Wu, Emilie Livingston
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1. Based On Comic (public: moderated by mpowell - 14 stars)
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3. Cinema Sins (public: moderated by Phantom Nook - 2 stars)
4. Alexandre Desplat (composer) (public: moderated by djross)
5. 90th Academy Reminder List (2017) (public: moderated by cowfrappe)
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| Dec 09, 2018 | pdelongchamp | 90 56% |
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Valerian va vous remuer ! Cadence d'enfer, l'univers ne manque pas d'imagination. Besson, à sa façon, réussi le pari de concilier tous les publics. C'est aussi son plus grand défaut, la plupart des scènes sont là pour bouffer la rétine, mais l'expérience ne contraste pas avec l'écriture, qui semble avoir été dessiné par des enfants. L'humour est raté, le duo fait un peu tâche, et les créatures sont irritantes. Un joli show, un brin tarte.
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addeh | 55 23% |
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PerryStroika | 58 34% |
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The two leads are horribly miscast.
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Jenny82 | 66 11% |
| Nov 17, 2018 | DocBrowne | 85 80% |
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DaWolfey | 30 45% |
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A plodding, boring story with characters that weren't interesting. The entire Valerian/Lauraline love subplot was pointless and neither character grew or changed - they were as they were at the beginning.. The main plot was contaminated by this lack of change, which made it too seem pointless and uninteresting.
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| Nov 14, 2018 | sinefilcocuk | 6 43% |
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The Beast | 5 37% |
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A terrible movie, with distractedly bad acting, script, unnecessarily confusing plot considering what's happening. Points for world-building on par with any star wars or dune movies. Although not explored nearly as in-depth, this is where all of the charm is. A true epic, but not a good one.
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| Nov 13, 2018 | SpeedMarque | 65 65% |
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Acting isn’t great but special effects and story brings this home for me.
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Very pretty, but shallow story and characters. Acting wasn't the greatest either.
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Plot is obvious, main roles are miscasts. Antagonist did make himself clear as a bad guy waaaay earlier. Great visuals and decent world building but wrong cast and wrong screenplay.
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Valerian starts out promising with interesting worldbuilding and aliens. Sadly, the movie goes downhill after 5 minutes. The following "white Avatar" bit completely fails to set up the story. Next we meet Valerian, the ridiculously miscast DeHaan. He's supposed to be handsome and charismatic, but he's a creepy mumbling boy. The next two hours you have to sit through a really bad script that alternates between nonsensical and predictable. It feels like a Star Wars prequel.
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Didn’t even bother to finish this poorly directed and written movie. The acting was just terrible. The visuals is about the only thing going.
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Visually wonderfully inventive & stunning (See on largest screen poss, focus on spectacle). BUT awfully miscast & acted by 2 leads. Moments where she MIGHT've (with few years more acting & lessons + good co-star) been Ok. He = TOTAL bust. Dont know source comics but as written here (Charming, dangerous playboy-rogue; Han+Bond) this smug, skinny, aging BOY (eyebags) just doesnt fit AT ALL. Perfect in Cure 4 Wellness but not 4 this. Alts: Taron E, Alden E, W Smith, MMcC, 20yrs ago: Willis / Tom C?
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Filled with great ideas. Looks fabulous. Fun.
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Fun and visually rich. The story is a bit weak, the dialogue horrible, but worse is the love story. That was awful, just awful.
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| May 23, 2018 |  |
easydiff | 29 17% |
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Luc Besson continues to throw away ideas as bits of background world-building things entire other movies would be centered on. He still can't plot worth a damn or create a character who resonates, but the first 10 minutes of this movie are so transcendent you can *almost* forgive him.
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Besson clearly has a lot of love for this material, but maybe also a bit TOO much love, to where he's blinded from some of the weaker elements. For instance, DeHaan does not make a good lead, the dialogue is often asinine, and this isn't exactly the best plot for a big blockbuster film. The intro and first appearance of the extra-dimensional market were cool, but otherwise even the visuals and effects were profoundly generic.
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The opening montage is the best part of this film. Not to say the rest of the experience was terrible. In the end it was the abysmal acting by the male and female lead. Lack of chemistry and terrible dialogue ruined an otherwise good experience.
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| May 08, 2018 | beeblebrox | 74 21% |
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Great world building, juvenile story and dialogue, generally bad acting, and two unlikable leads. Lots to like here but equally lots that I really didn't as well.
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SheaMoran | 68 39% |
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Watched on 29/04/2018
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| Apr 28, 2018 | Warren Shum | 90 85% |
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Okkervil | 38 26% |
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The opening 20 minutes are by far Valerians best - partly due to some interesting world building, but primarily because no one really says anything! The remaining 2 hours are blighted by Bessons distractingly terrible screenplay. Oddly undramatic, visually interesting in parts, with some cool concepts, although too chocked full with half-baked ideas, it’s also sloppily edited with clear lines referring to stuff that must have been cut. DeHann was a horrible piece of casting also.
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