Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
A dark force threatens Alpha, a vast metropolis and home to species from a thousand planets. Special operatives Valerian and Laureline must race to identify the marauding menace and safeguard not just Alpha, but the future of the universe. (imdb)
Genres: Sci-fi, Action, Adventure
Country: France
Directed By: Luc Besson
Written By: Luc Besson, Pierre Christin, Jean-Claude Mézières
Starring: Mathieu Kassovitz, Ethan Hawke, John Goodman, Clive Owen, Rutger Hauer, Sam Spruell, Rihanna, Dane DeHaan, Cara Delevingne, Kris Wu, Emilie Livingston
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Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets belongs to 14 collections
1. Based On Comic (public: moderated by mpowell - 14 stars)
2. Films available in HD (public: moderated by kubricksucks - 12 stars)
3. Cinema Sins (public: moderated by Phantom Nook - 2 stars)
4. Alexandre Desplat (composer) (public: moderated by djross)
5. 90th Academy Reminder List (2017) (public: moderated by cowfrappe)
6. Curzon Ripon (private: mandy)
7. 2017: Theatrical Watchlist (private: SageSledge)
8. 2017: Complete Watchlist (private: SageSledge)
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10. 2017 Films to Watch (private: kendell)
11. Djross French feature films I've seen (private: djross)
12. 2017: Year in Review (private: magnolia1283)
13. The Best of 2017 (private: SageSledge)
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Didn’t even bother to finish this poorly directed and written movie. The acting was just terrible. The visuals is about the only thing going.
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| Jun 17 | Parasite | 40 22% |
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TheShiznit | 3 39% |
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Mist600 | 59 19% |
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Visually wonderfully inventive & stunning (See on largest screen poss, focus on spectacle). BUT awfully miscast & acted by 2 leads. Moments where she MIGHT've (with few years more acting & lessons + good co-star) been Ok. He = TOTAL bust. Dont know source comics but as written here (Charming, dangerous playboy-rogue; Han+Bond) this smug, skinny, aging BOY (eyebags) just doesnt fit AT ALL. Perfect in Cure 4 Wellness but not 4 this. Alts: Taron E, Alden E, W Smith, MMcC, 20yrs ago: Willis / Tom C?
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| Jun 11 | fatsor | 65 24% |
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| Jun 11 | Barthez | 85 80% |
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| Jun 09 | critcher001 | 95 80% |
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| Jun 09 | richard_1979 | 81 48% |
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allenrankin | 54 25% |
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cendos | 70 66% |
| May 28 | AmayaQuiroz | 83 21% |
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| May 28 | Jackattack | 99 72% |
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| May 26 | fake_of_oz | 50 33% |
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| May 25 | kerryland | 75 31% |
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Filled with great ideas. Looks fabulous. Fun.
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Minorsage | 80 88% |
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Fun and visually rich. The story is a bit weak, the dialogue horrible, but worse is the love story. That was awful, just awful.
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| May 23 |  |
Weyland | 29 17% |
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Luc Besson continues to throw away ideas as bits of background world-building things entire other movies would be centered on. He still can't plot worth a damn or create a character who resonates, but the first 10 minutes of this movie are so transcendent you can *almost* forgive him.
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| May 22 | safir | 74 23% |
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| May 20 | jammerjoint | 65 14% |
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boobs | 40 35% |
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| May 16 | dominatus | 50 25% |
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| May 15 | Anja | 60 49% |
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| May 14 |  |
Jansett | 66 47% |
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normatic | 50 15% |
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Anomaly1 | 61 30% |
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Besson clearly has a lot of love for this material, but maybe also a bit TOO much love, to where he's blinded from some of the weaker elements. For instance, DeHaan does not make a good lead, the dialogue is often asinine, and this isn't exactly the best plot for a big blockbuster film. The intro and first appearance of the extra-dimensional market were cool, but otherwise even the visuals and effects were profoundly generic.
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| May 12 |  |
Adam P-D | 30 26% |
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AFK | 3 10% |
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Özkann | 10 4% |
| May 09 | summerbag | 60 13% |
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| May 08 | Colesslawzz | 70 15% |
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The opening montage is the best part of this film. Not to say the rest of the experience was terrible. In the end it was the abysmal acting by the male and female lead. Lack of chemistry and terrible dialogue ruined an otherwise good experience.
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| May 08 | beeblebrox | 74 21% |
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| May 06 | vespertinial | 60 25% |
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| May 05 | Sinuhet | 80 51% |
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| May 05 | stengaarrd | 75 60% |
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| May 04 | toadlicker | 40 4% |
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targos21 | 60 36% |
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cengizermis | 75 62% |
| May 01 | John Milton | 50 13% |
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| Apr 29 |  |
gracesake | 50 5% |
| Apr 29 |  |
hotsake | 54 36% |
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Great world building, juvenile story and dialogue, generally bad acting, and two unlikable leads. Lots to like here but equally lots that I really didn't as well.
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| Apr 29 |  |
SheaMoran | 68 39% |
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Watched on 29/04/2018
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| Apr 28 | Warren Shum | 90 82% |
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| Apr 28 | peterbmacd | 48 21% |
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| Apr 28 |  |
toko | 78 22% |
| Apr 27 | spoiledff7 | 75 51% |
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| Apr 27 | reeses87 | 70 31% |
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| Apr 26 |  |
alakota | 64 28% |
| Apr 25 | ThePainter | 65 12% |
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| Apr 24 | Reigntall | 40 11% |
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| Apr 24 | tomme2009 | 100 91% |
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| Apr 23 | pepespray | 60 4% |
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| Apr 22 | dtmac529 | 60 9% |
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| Apr 22 | ansser13 | 60 8% |
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| Apr 21 | Astral100 | 90 78% |
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| Apr 21 | fcobento | 60 9% |
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VegA | 60 31% |
| Apr 19 | fictionfitz | 49 20% |
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LordBeefJerk | 30 13% |
| Apr 17 | kjones77 | 40 6% |
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| Apr 17 |  |
Okkervil | 38 26% |
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The opening 20 minutes are by far Valerians best - partly due to some interesting world building, but primarily because no one really says anything! The remaining 2 hours are blighted by Bessons distractingly terrible screenplay. Oddly undramatic, visually interesting in parts, with some cool concepts, although too chocked full with half-baked ideas, it’s also sloppily edited with clear lines referring to stuff that must have been cut. DeHann was a horrible piece of casting also.
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psych0naut (The Socialist Standard) | 70 55% |
| Apr 17 | cfkloss | 6 28% |
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| Apr 17 | sinabsinthe | 15 21% |
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| Apr 13 |  |
Harmonica | 72 34% |
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A Luc Besson sci-fi flick, with all the hallmarks and hang-ups that entails. Dumb plot, smart quips and breathless, smoothly choreographed action sequences with rich, dynamic visuals. In the final third, the fluffy sci-fi gives way to trite political grandstanding. Rihanna appears in a male-gazy fan-service interlude only to decry her oppression moments later. That Laureline is excised from the title despite her greater badassery and empathy, largely sums up Besson's wishy-washy social ethics.
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| Apr 13 | mzSTZG4kMctu | 60 28% |
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dourface | 60 45% |
| Apr 13 | Crupin | 41 10% |
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| Apr 11 | Loser_bs | 75 56% |
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basalganglia | 33 64% |
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SeanBerndorff | 55 34% |
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aurora | 33 19% |
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savarain | 69 29% |
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Amygo | 6 51% |
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| Apr 05 | Hooker367 | 85 72% |
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FlixMG7 | 30 29% |
| Apr 03 | naoisem | 55 17% |
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nickv | 37 11% |
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whisperin_al | 75 36% |
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fth1121 | 65 7% |
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Wiche | 66 46% |
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sheepslasher | 2 34% |
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Flashy, pretty, unforgivably boring. Never pushed toward either stiffness or kitsch hard enough to be interesting or fun. A swing an' a miss.
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| Mar 30 | RTCritics | 51 36% |
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| Mar 30 |  |
llama | 35 14% |
| Mar 30 |  |
drdutw | 75 46% |
| Mar 29 |  |
KasperL | 80 85% |
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Besson's new adventure - easily his best since 'The Fifth Element' - delivers in spades in two of the most important areas for a sci-fi blockbuster: action and worldbuilding. So it's quite tragic, really, that Dane Dehaan (and the writing of his interactions with Cara "I'm actually physically unable to smile" Delevingne) comes extremely close to ruining everything. A charismatic hero could (and should!) have made this an almost peerless classic in its genre.
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| Mar 27 | damil | 50 25% |
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There are a lot of great and interesting ideas in this movie, and it’s all realised quite beautifully, but man, this film is a mess. It started off quite interestingly, but as soon as we were introduced to our two main characters, it fell apart for me. They’re fine actors, but DeHaan and Delevingne are absolutely miscast. It doesn’t help that their characters are bland and annoying and cliché either. Truly horrible dialogue at points.
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| Mar 26 | mahvad | 85 39% |
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| Mar 24 | hinterland | 54 21% |
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educhristoph | 20 0% |
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Nathan S | 3 48% |
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If one can stomach a familiar "love conquers all" morale and its telling in borderline abysmal script and performance, the hooks are found in world building and outlandish visual imagination. Its otherness may be only skin deep, but for what it is, and in comparison to most other ultra-digitized hero adventures, I like this. The resemblance to Mass Effect must be noted.
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| Mar 20 | sazek | 40 20% |
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JJ1986 | 40 12% |
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Pretty and innovative, but the writing is so bad. Dialogue is almost all rote, the energy dies in the expository scenes and the characters are universally terrible - from the sneering evil villain to Rihanna whose character arc is one of the worst ever in a film (no one cares about what happens to her) to the protagonists who have no personality and whose romance is horribly forced. None of this is helped by DeHaan's incredibly wooden acting.
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| Mar 19 |  |
Mentaculus | 64 40% |
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There is a lot to like here: the old-timey serial reveal of the plot, the production design, the fairly adept world-building. But the primary characters and the script are crushed under the weight of the dumpster fire that is Besson burning through his budget. I could visualize early-90's Bruce Willis and Sharon Stone keeping an integrity about this project, but these leads seem horribly misguided. Even Rihanna comes off like a gender-bending Snarf.
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| Mar 18 | didem. | 50 10% |
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| Mar 18 | Jonrock411 | 6 34% |
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Jimmy Suede | 40 11% |
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It should be rated lower than this, honestly, but the visuals and the world-building are a lot of fun. With such a promising backdrop, it's more disappointing that the rest is so awful. The plot is ridiculous, with meaningless side-plots and a cliched heavy-handed PC message. Even still, the movie could have been enjoyable if the two leads weren't insufferably arrogant, snotty teenagers pretending as ranking military agents. Crap, this is all the room I have?
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| Mar 16 | CStewart64 | 9 41% |
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W3E1P1S0V1M1A1R1. Just boring, and not even all that visually stunning.
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| Mar 16 | JudgeX | 65 61% |
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overrated | 38 26% |
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The leads are terrible and have no chemistry, to the point that I was surprised when they start making out at the end. Visuals were good but just made me think the whole thing would have worked better as a minimally-plotted extended chase sequence like Redline or the original Aeon Flux cartoon. p.s. Besson is a hack who hasn't made a good film in 20 years
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Pxbloncha! | 10 10% |
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crappy
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RavynLoony | 44 29% |
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IDYmilkshake | 18 19% |
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Mo- | 55 18% |
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scott.mcc | 60 36% |
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mattorama12 | 53 23% |
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There is some good stuff, including gorgeous visuals, an interesting world, and a surprisingly good Delevingne. The action sequence that takes places with an extra dimension is also really unique. But the story is completely uninteresting and DeHaan's character was particularly annoying.
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| Mar 08 |  |
Cheese | 30 13% |
| Mar 07 | MenialRetcon | 69 27% |
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Lead characters lack any charisma, which may have been acceptable if movie didn't hinge on their relationship. Clive Owen isn't very engaging. Ethan Hawke and Rhianna have the most life to them but their whole sequence should have been left out (maybe they should have been the main characters instead?). Occasional moments of Fifth Element style oddball characters and scenes isn't enough to redeem this.
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| Mar 06 | tenninjas | 35 2% |
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zimbabweli | 50 2% |
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charlotte22 | 70 56% |
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Bufo1944 | 10 3% |
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Gorgeous production meets horrible acting and unlikable leads. A disaster.
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| Feb 25 | cHieFRocKer | 75 82% |
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cetincelik | 55 30% |
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Seyretmesi eglenceli ancak başrol erkek oyuncu seçimi ile çok daha iyi olabilirdi.
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A big, confounding misfire like VALERIAN may not deserve adulation, but it certainly deserves respect. Luc Besson's weird little space opera does not have a coherent plot, or consistent visual effects, or any kind of chemistry between its leads. However, it does have the type of total commitment to risky, harebrained ideas that is sorely lacking in today's blockbusters. Maybe that's not enough to recommend it, but the curiosity of experienced schlock-lovers will be modestly rewarded.
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Dark | 65 50% |
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| Feb 10 | intheboolite | 60 26% |
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| Feb 09 | erwit | 65 28% |
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capitalist | 55 47% |
| Feb 07 | Marcus | 75 17% |
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| Feb 07 | robsolutely | 45 19% |
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A very odd plot, scrip, cast, etc... I just don't get it. And I love Sci-Fi!
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| Feb 05 | Daftovsky | 62 11% |
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siphus007 | 68 22% |
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One of the more inventive and visually appealing recent sci-fi films, the plot holes and problematic moments abound, but former model Cara Delevingne seemed like a natural among a few industry vets, and strangely enough, it seems worth seeing again at some point.......
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| Feb 04 |  |
Luna6ix | 85 88% |
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Besson's repertoire is littered with critically panned sci-fi and action movies, with a couple gems sprinkled in. But they guy has always known what I like, and this one fits like a glove. From the Bowie song and montage at the beginning, straight through the excellently developed, but only perfunctorily divulged universe I was hooked. He left so much room for sequels and the titular city had stories galore that could be in it, just waiting to be tapped by a continued series.
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| Feb 04 | jackdaw | 60 31% |
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Nullset | 75 32% |
| Feb 04 | seifert1969 | 6 26% |
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| Feb 04 | pyth0n | 85 76% |
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Enverovic | 85 88% |
| Feb 02 | vahidjr | 85 65% |
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| Jan 31 | mister m | 55 26% |
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| Jan 30 | Maxwellj169 | 33 42% |
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| Jan 30 | lezparanza | 50 29% |
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| Jan 28 | Delek | 94 68% |
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| Jan 28 | tcbyer33 | 69 81% |
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| Jan 28 |  |
filmaholic | 75 71% |
| Jan 28 | allneonslike | 45 13% |
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| Jan 26 | Add0bbA | 89 52% |
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AlbertE | 56 52% |
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mynameisdoug | 60 12% |
| Jan 25 | ngnmtl | 84 65% |
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| Jan 24 |  |
hexenhammer | 5 39% |
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MoonSylver | 7 39% |
| Jan 24 | UDXO14 | 80 33% |
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| Jan 24 |  |
ibrahimbars | 64 36% |
| Jan 22 | tamino | 80 35% |
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| Jan 22 |  |
lovleigh | 68 50% |
| Jan 20 | Michygen | 70 43% |
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| Jan 20 | kondratiev | 35 14% |
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| Jan 20 | Bigoober | 65 4% |
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yilmazcite | 67 41% |
| Jan 17 | slkdragon | 5 11% |
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| Jan 17 | CatScandal | 44 8% |
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JimiAntiloop | 70 50% |
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RuruSmasher | 60 6% |
| Jan 14 | kupfertj | 49 25% |
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rainbow_jana | 65 58% |
| Jan 11 | thiskendell | 25 9% |
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| Jan 10 | metodi | 80 83% |
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| Jan 09 | cengaveri | 75 61% |
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| Jan 09 | Canozz | 10 4% |
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| Jan 08 | jthusky | 47 21% |
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