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Vampire Killers

Vampire Killers

2009
Comedy, Action
1h 26m
Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice. (imdb)
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Vampire Killers

2009
Comedy, Action
1h 26m
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Rated 04 Jan 2010
15
2nd
Very silly, and not too entertaining low-budget comedy. Plot is almost non-existent. Bits from Hammer vampire movies in the setting of American Werewolf In London. Humor is shallow and rare. It's for you to decide if a few chuckles and a bunch of semi-naked ladies running around is worth your time.
Rated 30 Aug 2010
61
39th
If you liked Zombie Strippers then you will like Lesbian Vampire Killers. If you haven't seen Zombie Strippers and you liked Lesbian Vampire Killers then see Zombie Strippers. If you haven't seen either then this one's up in the air really. It's better than to be expected with some genuinely hilarious moment. However portions of the film do indeed fall flat which is disappointing as it prevents the film from being a laugh riot.
Rated 08 Aug 2009
2
49th
ZOMG lesbians are so HAWT
Rated 09 Jan 2010
70
57th
Better than I expected. As others have remarked, the movie is reminiscent of a lighthearted Sean of the Dead clone, but it had its fair share of laughs.
Rated 14 Jul 2009
31
22nd
Teenage boy dream movie. Robert Rodriguez showed that "anybody" can make a movie. Cheap. Can they?
Rated 02 Jun 2009
65
50th
Light-hearted Shaun of the Dead clone that's less explicit than its title might suggest. The runtime is short, the kills are decent, the plot is light and the two main characters, while lacking the charm of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, do a good job of filling the screen. Toss in a few chuckle-worthy one liners and you've got a pleasant waste of 90 minutes.
Rated 04 Apr 2010
20
14th
Pra quem achava que, pelo titulo, iria assistir uma versão pornô-trash de American Pie (eu), se surpreendeu. O filme até rende algumas risadas e não é tão apelativo como o nome sugere . Mas é claro que não é nenhuma obra prima.
Rated 20 Jan 2011
10
1st
Juvenile parody (or: rip-off) of the Karnstein lesbian-themed vampire films produced by Hammer in the early 1970s. Curiously, those films are much more daring in terms of nudity and eroticism, despite much tighter regulation at the time. This film forgoes the sexiness found in the Hammer films and relies on crassness instead. It also attempts to be Shaun of the Dead in some places, but completely lacks any of the warmth or wit provided by Pegg and Frost.
Rated 08 Aug 2010
17
9th
#10#, popcorn, story, (MyAnna B).
Rated 26 Feb 2012
70
83rd
eng; [Lesbian Vampire Killers]; zwei junge männer sollen den uralten fluch bannen, welcher die frauen aus der umgebung zu vampiren macht.; (sehr witzig);
Rated 13 Sep 2009
71
28th
Ca commence très bien, c'est bien réalisé avec un style et des effets assez personnels. Mais ça manque de rythme, on finit par s'ennuyer un peu, l'histoire n'est pas si original et surtout... on ne rigole pas tant que ça, malgré de très bonnes scènes et un fort potentiel. Dommage !
Rated 28 Jun 2013
50
40th
A few laughs and a general sense of "what the hell am I watching?" made this a passable film. Not really god but a thing you'd watch if it was there.
Rated 29 Apr 2021
20
7th
Imagine if someone attempted a Shaun of the Dead-esque film but it was really shit and unfunny. That's this movie in a nutshell. James Corden is so annoying and unlikeable I just have no idea why they'd thought he'd be a good fit at all. The movie keeps thinking it's cool, hip, and sexy but it just makes it more obnoxious to sit through if anything. Without any good jokes, writing, or any charm or wit to it, it feels very superficial and bland. Just a terrible British Horror-Comedy.
Rated 21 Jan 2010
65
28th
A low-brow Shaun of the Dead, which replaces that film's humor with copious dick-and-fart jokes. That's not to say that there aren't some good gags, but the jokes fall flat more often than they don't. I get the feeling that there was an attempt to parody the old Hammer films but, if that's the case, the execution falls flat. Still, not a bad way to pass an hour and a half- if nothing else, the set design is good, the score has several decent bits, and there are plenty of beautiful women.
Rated 07 Aug 2012
65
62nd
Surprisingly well rounded for a lowbrow semi-erotic British comedy horror film, but it is no Shaun of the Dead. James Corden does a great job as funny guy Fletch and he more or less carries the film, as the comedy part is its main focus, but the modern style and genre blend also give a nice touch. Don't let the amateurishly poor B movie opening fool you. It's on purpose and lasts only during the introduction. Watch it to have some good laughs with the guys - no girls allowed.
Rated 30 Jan 2013
75
77th
7+ highly recommended
Rated 23 May 2009
40
0th
Nice fangs .. fell asleep 20 minutes into it, so .. meh.
Rated 10 Sep 2012
30
17th
Is Lesbian Vampire Killers worth watching? No. Its main draw is lesbian vampires, and it doesn't even feature them all that much. It's not as unique as it wants to be, it's not particularly enjoyable, the acting is terrible, the production values are very low, and while it's funny at times, it's not humorous enough to make up for all of its flaws. Maybe you can watch it with a group of friends simply for the novelty, but it's not at all worth it alone.
Rated 07 Jan 2010
57
28th
Was decent and strange.
Rated 02 Feb 2013
0
4th
Sometimes I wish there was no British film industry. Awful.
Rated 30 Apr 2012
50
1st
It was free on iTunes :-P
Rated 18 Sep 2009
6
53rd
Much better than one would expect. It had me laughing and was just something simple to watch. I was expecting this to be a complete joke but it really had genuine laughs.
Rated 30 Sep 2014
40
8th
Ha ha ha... To see only once.
Rated 30 Jul 2009
80
49th
It's a Vampire's Comedy-Parody film and there isn't anything NEW (well may be some minor details xD). By the way the script is good and the movie itself is light and easy to watch. Not THE movie, but if you want to watch a simple comedy-parody, this one can be recommended
Rated 25 Jul 2012
22
4th
Annoying.
Rated 04 Nov 2009
67
71st
Good Movie
Rated 07 Aug 2013
50
38th
A good time. Slightly worse than Grabbers which feels very similar, a lot better than many other films.
Rated 13 Jan 2013
25
8th
Just a few good laughs.
Rated 24 Mar 2010
36
1st
There are a few lines and moments throughout the film which do raise a laugh but its usually at their sheer stupidity and shallowness. It is strikingly low budget and the entire plot seems to have been contrived over a couple of beers in the local pub. It must have been a lot of fun to make because it really is ridiculously daft and is filled with an abundance of stunning women but unless that is enough to entertain you it isn't worth bothering with.
Rated 03 Sep 2019
6
2nd
Painfully unfunny.

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