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Vampyros lesbos

1971
Suspense/Thriller, Fantasy
1h 29m
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Avg Percentile 38.39% from 271 total ratings

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Rated 30 Mar 2017
18
20th
Shitty music and shitty zoom-ins, accompanied by nudity and a weird scene that's used twice (?? why???), left me feeling very confused. Thanks movie.
Rated 21 Sep 2015
55
48th
One thing that kept bothering me about this languid piece of sleaze is that presumably The Countess can have any woman she wants and for some reason she chooses one that looks like a partially melted Renee Zellweger. Cool score, though.
Rated 06 Mar 2012
70
63rd
Jess Franco's modern version of Bram Stoker's Dracula, done with funky synth tunes and all the vampires played by sexy lesbians. Parts of it are really slow moving, but there's tons of nudity and the music and visuals combine to make a pretty hypnotic effect. Minimal gore, tons of bush. One of Franco's better flicks.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
30
12th
Man...you must have to try really hard to make hot lesbian vampires this boring.
Rated 07 Feb 2010
55
14th
While I really want to enjoy the aesthetic elements at work here, everything about this film is just too much for me. The soundtrack never lets up, the colors and zooms get sickening after a while, and the overall dreamlike haze created by the photography and "plot" is unsustainable for 90 minutes. I'm probably one of those people who just doesn't "get" Franco.
Rated 29 Aug 2008
60
14th
At least, Soledad Miranda is very, very beautiful.
Rated 25 Apr 2020
40
30th
My first Franco. Lesbian vampires with nudity, except there's a lot of muted dialogue and it just feels boring, especially the long bondage scene at the end. Beautiful location, house, and women. Music was overpowering. Fav scene: beach
Rated 25 Oct 2015
35
2nd
It's kind of amazing how boring this is. Guess I should have expected it given my only previous experience with Franco.
Rated 25 Jan 2009
78
30th
It will make you touch yourself.
Rated 26 Feb 2017
31
10th
Probably the most boring adaptation of Frankenstein out there. The soundtrack was alright but wore out pretty quick.
Rated 17 Nov 2013
23
11th
Competently made, I suppose. It's just so fucking dull.
Rated 01 Jan 2018
65
32nd
While this is basically softcore sex disguised as horror, there's something really interesting about how it's made - amazing sound design, a great visual sense, an air of surreal mystery. Plus it's so achingly '70s it makes me feel nostalgic for a decade I wasn't there for.
Rated 14 Feb 2016
33
11th
I didn't find this as bad or boring as most people seem to but it was way too long. The music is the best part of this and it's not great. what little plot and acting out side of the dance and sex scene is decent. In short this "Erotic Horror" is neither erotic nor "horror" it's just seventies sleaze.
Rated 15 Oct 2019
60
12th
Stromberg & Miranda do what they can to make this work, & they deserve a lot of credit for that- as does Price, really- but their performances- particularly Miranda's all-out sexy vampire routine- just aren't enough to excuse the rushed & paper-thin plot, lazy writing, bland characters & completely flat ending. It's less a horror movie & more a thinly-veiled vampire softcore flick, but it's trying to be both & thus sort of fails to be either. Not very good, but the soundtrack is fun.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
83
65th
Terrific sleaze...the ur-Euro exploitation flick
Rated 27 Sep 2010
78
76th
best soundtrack ever
Rated 19 Oct 2010
35
90th
"a pyscho-sexadelic celebration of soft-core lesbianism and vampire lore." - Ed Gonzalez
Rated 02 Jan 2015
50
0th
Jesus Franco #3
Rated 30 Nov 2015
90
73rd
Soledad Miranda should have been the star of Mario Bava's Vampirella...
Rated 25 Aug 2017
90
75th
This movie has impressed me with its artistic level. But, what is more important, it seems absolutely original and unique in its way of dealing with the erotic genre. It is subjective of course, but the scene with the "mannequin" girl dance will surely remain my favorite erotic scene of all I've seen.
Rated 10 Mar 2010
100
93rd
I know this film probably doesn't merit a perfect rating, but something compels me to do so (Soledad?)
Rated 07 Mar 2021
23
2nd
On paper, this is my dream film; in reality, it could not have been less inspired if Franco had tried. Its pace is truly torpid, with horrid cinematography that finds itself abusing pans, tilts, and zoom shots to a nauseating degree. Not even 'good' in a cult film manner; this just flat-out stinks. It's not erotica and it's not horror and it's not arthouse; it's wannabe softcore porn enveloped in an exhausting psychedelic soundtrack.
Rated 31 May 2021
10
1st
Softcore Porn disguised as horror.

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