What If...

Solomon/Konzelman couldn't get foul taste of writing "The Insatiable" out of their mouths, so as repentance, they decided to team up with Kevin Sorbo for a threesome of ... Wait, Kevin Sorbo is in this piece of shit too? My god('snotdead), what the fuck is going on here? Didn't they watch Hercules?

It has been done before, but rarely does a movie show that you made a lousy choice that really didn't make you as happy as you thought it did, while if you took a different road you would have had a great life and made a real difference. I really liked this movie, and with movies like this you want everything tied up in a neat little bow, because sometimes life is like that.

i don't think i'll ever watch a movie i'll dislike more than this.