Willow

George Lucas stumbling out of his office “bring me every god damn midget” (it was the 80s Little Person was ways away)

"Would've been better as a trilogy of three hour movies" - every modern studio head.

Who else goes through the cycle of looking up what kumpels ranked a favorite childhood movie, only to immediately google 'How to kill people and get away with it'? How about the annoying installation of the Tor browser and the whole 'WTF is bitcoin' reaction to trying to place an order for anthrax on the Silk Road? Googling 'What is a Bitcoin', checking your GPU and deciding that 'Arh… they're not bad guys'? I'm asking for a young Joanne Whalley.

I'm sorry, but we can't be friends if you don't like Willow.

MIDGET VILLAGE, VAL KILMER BEING AWESOME, HOT EVIL PRINCESS, "USE THE WAND WILLOW!" "WE MUST SAVE ELORA DANAN!" WHY DO I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH, I DON'T KNOW BUT IT IS AWESOME. I don't care how much this rating will fuck up my TCIs or whatever, fuck people if they don't love this movie the way I do. Seriously, given the choice between watching lotr or Willow, I'd go with Willow 9 times out of 10.