Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II

Better than the first one, but that's not saying much. I really don't even understand the mindset behind this; sure, "make a cheap direct-to-video movie cashing in on current trends", but "make a movie" is part of that thought, and it really seems like this is not quite even a movie? The goofy villains were fun, tho.

To quote our eloquent friends at MST3k: "I never thought I would miss Kor and Simon."

Basically the exact same thing as the first one, but with a completely new cast and even more hilariously incompetent fight scenes. Are we supposed to know how the magic works in this, or were they just making it up as they went along?

In which Kevin Arnold's brother Wayne sets out to save the world.

Summed up nicely by a scene where magic is used to create a gigantic dung pile.

I can't even remember any of the mst3k jokes bc Im so angry at how obnoxious this movie is