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Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans. (imdb)

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1. Features under 91 minutes (public: moderated by epiphany - 37 stars)
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May 23 wademenard wademenard
3 49%
May 19 senolatnap
25 4%
May 01 yeheyya yeheyya
37 4%
Apr 29 shanebarlow3
8 1%
Apr 29 HabbitLife
40 10%
Apr 04 FlixMG7 FlixMG7
0 3%
Mar 18 klschneider
0 1%
Mar 18 cjarmada
0 0%
Mar 09 scottmcc scott.mcc
30 2%
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40 15%
Feb 18 falcor84
30 1%
Feb 12 sweatymonkey
30 4%
Jan 27 tarr
55 12%
Jan 15 Znep27
40 14%
Jan 02 SheWas SheWas
5 5%
Dec 10, 2017 RealMacgyver RealMacgyver
50 11%
Nov 21, 2017 tipar tipar
70 85%
Nov 17, 2017 teaty666 teaty666
50 45%
Nov 06, 2017 gb143
65 16%
Oct 26, 2017 Calaca94 Calaca94
37 11%
Oct 14, 2017 Dewmeister Dewmeister
55 22%
Oct 14, 2017 RavynLoony RavynLoony
16 6%
Sep 29, 2017 Mpython Mpython
1 1%
Sep 11, 2017 Thoraxe Thoraxe
80 26%
Aug 11, 2017 chmulcr0n chmul_cr0n
62 31%
Aug 06, 2017 jimmyp
75 46%
Aug 02, 2017 eppulf
80 52%
Aug 01, 2017 HaileyS
57 10%
Aug 01, 2017 ZombieBuffet ZombieBuffet
50 24%
Jul 27, 2017 KirkJiggler
5 12%
Jul 14, 2017 ldpfilm ldpfilm
60 8%
Jul 04, 2017 FreddieQuell FreddieQuell
14 8%
Jul 02, 2017 deadbill
87 50%
Jun 29, 2017 bafflegab bafflegab
73 72%
Jun 20, 2017 mdfleming80
20 0%
Jun 16, 2017 Sane
44 12%
May 19, 2017 SevereSafari
1 12%
May 09, 2017 dobby
46 17%
May 07, 2017 tipar822 tipar822
70 90%
Run if you are a hater.
Apr 29, 2017 chester9876
0 12%
Apr 23, 2017 Pvt.Hudson
33 2%
Apr 16, 2017 Jason212 Jason212
72 32%
Apr 13, 2017 BriRam
100 95%
Apr 11, 2017 amazedemon amazedemon
50 6%
Sigh! Garman as the defrosted Nazi-cle is the only thing that garners any laughs. Johnny Depp occasionally confuses Quebec for South Africa. Overly indulgent and barely funny, Yoga Hosers is Smith at his worst.
Apr 02, 2017 Jlschnei
10 0%
Mar 27, 2017 kadikoy kadikoy
5 2%
Mar 25, 2017 daffodil907 daffodil907
1 0%
Mar 19, 2017 ReptilianWO
29 9%
Mar 19, 2017 jbyn jbyn
79 67%
underrated. I don't understand why it is so disliked.
Mar 19, 2017 Communicants Communicants
35 19%
Mar 14, 2017 ericambler
15 1%
YOGA HOSERS is amateur hour defined, an incomprehensible mess made more painful to watch by the palpable embarrassment and/or desperation of many of the people involved. It's a "hangout" movie that feels more like a hostage situation, ping-ponging between limp horror satire and lazy vulgarian comedy. Meant as a (sort of) valentine to Canada, it comes off more like an insult, as well as perhaps the most pointless example of cultural appropriation in recent memory.
Mar 06, 2017 Gugy
40 3%
Mar 05, 2017 Moggy Moggy
60 2%
Mar 01, 2017 intheboolite
55 15%
Feb 25, 2017 TimeCapsule TimeCapsule
39 20%
Kevin Smith's attempt at a Nickelodeon channel midnight movie for teen girls. The result is a surprisingly cheap looking "Canadian" centric comedy/horror with dialogue for teen girls obviously written by a 40-year-old-man that doesn't do yoga.
Feb 23, 2017 AAAutin AAAutin
24 11%
Feb 17, 2017 Roshambo Roshambo
20 1%
Feb 10, 2017 VentureForth VentureForth
30 8%
Feb 09, 2017 cloondog
62 60%
Jan 29, 2017 waterfire
30 14%
Kevin...buddy...WTF?
Jan 29, 2017 skb2933
10 2%
Jan 26, 2017 Cinecat Su
0 1%
Jan 24, 2017 Temptershell Temptershell
65 24%
Jan 22, 2017 avgcrtckr avgcrtckr
25 5%
Jan 22, 2017 filmaffinity filmaffinity
36 2%
Jan 20, 2017 gargantua gargantua
35 15%
Jan 20, 2017 Yiannos Yiannos
35 4%
Kevin Smith delivers another baffling brainfart that merely cements the fact that he is truly past it. The warning signs were obvious: casting his daughter and Depp's daughter in a Tusk spin off hardly inspired confidence, and it's unlikely to appeal to a large percentage of his dwindling fanbase or its target demographic (teenage girls). It could have worked as a millenial update of Clerks with girls, but it jumps the shark early with mini butt travelling Nazis and never recovers.
Jan 17, 2017 britneeee britneeee
65 24%
Jan 16, 2017 CinematicESP CinematicESP
78 35%
Jan 11, 2017 DrGoatman DrGoatman
25 5%
Jan 08, 2017 BangingOn Banging_On
25 4%
Jan 02, 2017 andymalafaia andymalafaia
30 6%
Dec 27, 2016 ladymcdeath ladymcdeath
20 10%
Dec 19, 2016 GroovySouls Groovy_Souls
10 3%
Rides the line between horror and comedy and ends up failing miserably at both. Probably the worst attempt from Smith I've ever seen, Yoga Hosers is a vessel for a bad cast to perform a pretty terrible script. It's inventive, I'll give it that, but even if it was going for the weird, bad, but lovable film, it definitely missed the lovable part. Half Killer Klowns, half Scott Pilgrim, all horrible, Yoga Hosers is a miss on Smith's part.
Dec 16, 2016 Jonrock411
1 0%
Dec 11, 2016 thewire thewire
5 6%
Dec 08, 2016 Marcos92 Marcos92
60 6%
Dec 07, 2016 TrixRabbi TrixRabbi
60 14%
It's so fucking weird I don't entirely hate it. Haley Joel Osmont as a 30's Canadian Nazi? I'll role with it even if it is just a multi-million dollar equivalent of Smith and Depp being the dads who spend way too much money on promoting their kids high school garage band cause the world needs to experience their kids talent.
Dec 03, 2016 blucthulhu
30 4%
Dec 01, 2016 DaxV DaxV
3 4%
Dec 01, 2016 mclb1218
10 1%
As a Kevin Smith fan I just don't know how he made such an awful film. His sense of humor has really seemed to dissipate over the years. I only give 10, because I actually enjoy the girls somewhat, but the material they are given is just atrocious.
Nov 30, 2016 MetaCritic2 MetaCritic2
23 2%
Nov 29, 2016 Parexus2 Parexus2
0 0%
Nov 25, 2016 Scarface Scarface
40 11%
Nov 22, 2016 Warren Warren
30 0%
I didn't hate "Tusk" (for some reason) but holy shit, this is too much. The girls actually have some good chemistry and a Clerks-y movie about the two of them fucking around might have been charming, but of course Smith puts them in the dumbest god damn pile of unfunny, tragically over-the-top nonsense I've ever seen in my life. Smith is only good at grounded character dramedies and I don't know why he keeps wasting everyone's time with this shit. And shouldn't Depp have something better to do?!
Nov 22, 2016 Inkerictus Inkerictus
25 0%
Nov 19, 2016 myfavchords
36 2%
This film is terrible. I am a big Kevin Smith fan but this one did not turn out well. Some of the jokes are tired and repeated numerous times. The film is neither scary or funny. The actors do a good job but they can not do much with this material. Definitely skip watching this one.
Nov 19, 2016 sleepyg sleepyg
86 44%
Nov 15, 2016 lezparanza
10 0%
Nov 08, 2016 damil
25 4%
It's not funny at all. Smith clearly care anymore. When it's a movie made for mostly himself, his family, and his friends, why bother releasing it to the general public at all? The two leads are fine for exactly what the film wants them to be. I didn't like Depp the last time he played this character, and he's no better here. The plot was just dumb and boring. The fetishising of Canada was off-putting, too. There's not that much to criticise, because they didn't try hard enough.
Nov 01, 2016 jetboy jetboy
70 28%
Oct 27, 2016 Charlie Charlie
20 1%
Oct 23, 2016 julianaesk julianaesk
70 29%
Oct 23, 2016 Carlospro Carlospro
70 45%
Oct 13, 2016 Asgarth NhanLa
20 5%
Oct 10, 2016 Zeno
72 22%
Oct 09, 2016 JaiGuy JaiGuy
35 1%
This was barely watchable. Kevin Smith's absolute worst. Should be the feature in a future episode of How Did This Get Made --but to put it in the parlance of the movie: it was basic.
Oct 09, 2016 Victoriouz Victoriouz
87 84%
Oct 09, 2016 robot2xl robot2xl
70 8%
Oct 09, 2016 chumpus
0 0%
Oct 09, 2016 Obdurate Obdurate
45 12%
I actually enjoy Harley and Lily-Rose together; the chemistry is obvious, and they do have some funny moments. In fact, I'd say without them this is significantly worse. Guy isn't as intolerable this time around because he doesn't come along and RUIN a decent horror flick. But this ultimately just isn't that humorous and comes across as try-hard. I almost want to give it a pass, but it can't quite get there. Also, we get it: Canada. Pucky Charms isn't funny.
Oct 08, 2016 Matthew_Parkinson Matthew Parkinson (CineMarter)
55 54%
Oct 08, 2016 BillyShears BillyShears
45 16%
Kevin Smith's Canadian Minstrel Show.
Oct 05, 2016 jasonseals Superargo
62 48%
Sep 22, 2016 Cronos
20 7%
Sep 20, 2016 xacviant
32 7%
Two young convenience store clerks (Lily-Rose Depp and Harley Quinn Smith) fight off fuckboys and Nazi bratwurst alike during the course of a particularly trying evening. Tusk managed to work because it grounded its quirks in a solid horror premise; this has no grounding, and the quirkiness grows overbearing. There are a few laughs to be had and the girls aren't bad actresses (Smith is eerily sexualized by her father's camera, however), but more often than not it's devoid of fun or meaning.
Sep 11, 2016 firebirdekb
70 57%
Sep 05, 2016 muzak66 muzak66
88 85%
Funny movie and Canadians are Awesome.
Sep 05, 2016 dst7175 dst7175
55 40%
Ralph Harman was the highlight of the film.
Sep 02, 2016 filmcricket
22 4%
Aug 29, 2016 KenMeisters KenMeisters
70 74%
Feb 18, 2016 Evelyn Waugh
84 73%
Average Percentile 18.83% from 112 Rankings rss