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Zombeavers

Zombeavers

2014
Comedy, Action
1h 17m
Zombeavers is an action-packed horror/comedy in which a group of college kids staying at a riverside cabin are menaced by a swarm of deadly zombie beavers. A weekend of sex and debauchery soon turns gruesome as the beavers close in on the kids. Riding the line between scary, sexy and funny, the kids are soon fighting for their lives in a desperate attempt to fend off the hoard of beavers that attack them in and around their cabin. (imdb)
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Zombeavers

2014
Comedy, Action
1h 17m
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Rated 01 Apr 2020
55
29th
Viewed as part of a virtual watch party as a lot of my future movies will be. Absolutely exceeded expectations for that format as I was laughing out loud at the puppets as much as I was the comments being made. The more attractive the female character, the less attractive her male counterpart. What a bunch of doughy mooks. In a quarantine, this comes recommended, in a quarantine.
Rated 22 Aug 2014
70
56th
I predicted the post-credits scene a month before watching. I'm like the Nostradamus of B-movies.
Rated 31 Oct 2018
40
43rd
Three alterna-hot co-eds...something, something...skinny-dipping...something, something...sushi girl boobies...something...beaver. Despite having one joke...and beating it over and over like a dead horse...er...beaver, Zombeaver manages to remain surprisingly not-sucky thanks to some snappy dialogue, cheesy practical effects, and something else... What was it again? OH YEAH, boobies. Went in with Asylum-level expectations, emerged slightly less Troma-tized.
Rated 06 Apr 2015
7
68th
The Bill Burr/John Mayer scenes are fantastic. Has everything I'm looking for in these types of movies honestly - decent comedy, great boobs, hilarious nonsensical scenes, not taking itself seriously, etc. They even tried to play against the final girl motif which was nice but you knew that chick couldn't live, great ending. Also, I hope the after credit scene comes to fruition...who doesn't want to see zombees. Get it?
Rated 01 Nov 2014
70
56th
The good kind of trashy :D
Rated 03 Apr 2020
10
4th
Kills the time
Rated 04 Nov 2014
80
79th
Everything I hoped for and more
Rated 08 May 2017
65
42nd
Creatively stupid and necessarily self-aware; pretty entertaining, actually.
Rated 09 Jun 2015
62
50th
Actually quite enjoyable. I was afraid that it would become too silly and too tongue-in-cheek, but thankfully it wasn't. Worth a watch if you're a shitty movie fan like me.
Rated 21 Jun 2015
7
57th
Damnit movie, you can't line up a cast of three bikini-clad college chicks without showing us a total of at least (*contemplating*: 1, 2, 3, 4,...) SIX titties! Jokes aside, this was a really fun watch, featuring everything I tend to look for in shitty monster flicks: cute zombeavers tearing shit up, ill-timed coitus during impending zombeaver attack, practical effects. Shit, this movie even has a dolly zoom, I mean how awesome is that.
Rated 26 Jul 2015
70
35th
I guess the rating I gave this may seem unreasonably high, but chances are that if you're watching a movie called Zombeavers, you're really just looking for something to laugh at and joke through with your buddies. It definitely delivers in that area, with a ridiculous premise, hilariously cheap effects, and really campy dialogue and characters. I enjoyed it a lot for those reasons, and I definitely recommend it for bad movie night.
Rated 17 Nov 2014
65
27th
Very enjoyable and funny B slasher.
Rated 29 Dec 2014
71
53rd
"I mean really?" I enjoyed watching this film, it doesn't take itself too seriously but also doesn't go overboard with this tone. It's pretty much just a typical B movie, but it manages to be entertaining all the way through. Loved the sound effects for the zombeavers and the special effects in general. Characters are likeable enough to care about them. Entertaining film with some funny moments. Also be sure to check out the scene after the credits.
Rated 02 Nov 2014
70
58th
This is one of those movies that blurs the line between intentionally bad and unintentionally bad. If that sounds like your kind of movie, go for it. The title alone suggests that at least a certain level of irony is present, but I'm pretty sure that part of the entertainment in the movie is due to sheer incompetence. In any case, I had a lot of fun with this movie.
Rated 26 Jun 2015
68
52nd
Straight up goofy genre fun... The puppets were awesome
Rated 14 Dec 2014
45
34th
Pretty much what you'd expect it to be, run of the mill, zombies in the woods, B horror...but with beavers. Bill Burr and John Mayer were by far the best bits of this film.
Rated 21 Aug 2017
30
10th
A wretched excuse for lots of T & A and nothing much else. Waste of time.
Rated 03 Jan 2017
30
11th
Very weak.
Rated 19 Oct 2015
30
0th
Good title, ok trailer, horrible film. Needed a boatload more talent, creativity, humour, gore and nudity to be able to compete with the Sharknadoes and Shaun of the Deads of this world. A background noise watch if ever there was one.
Rated 25 May 2015
72
43rd
Absolutely delivers the carnage and comedy you would expect.
Rated 02 Nov 2014
56
33rd
It is the kind of movie you can pretty much write the review for before you see it. Though unlike most of its modern cousins (*cough*SyPhy*cough*) it actually sort of manages to revel in its trashiness (thanks partly to the lack of CGI - these beavers are straight out of Jim Henson's nightmares) and ends up being... well, actually FUN rather than just failing at being funny. Oh, and make sure to sit through the credits for the best joke of the movie.
Rated 02 Jul 2015
78
57th
Fun!
Rated 22 May 2015
38
30th
wow. Decent, but not stellar acting, but the SFX completely wrecked this campy B-movie.
Rated 12 Oct 2015
68
26th
I would love to say this is a dam fine movie but instead I'll say it wood-a been better if it had a few more scares in it. Zombeavers is about (you guessed it) Zombie beavers. After a barrel of green goo explodes near a beaver dam, the whole colony of beavers gets zombified. These little furry terrors turn one weekend getaway into a teeth-gnashing good time...
Rated 18 Oct 2015
71
46th
Splat!
Rated 03 Nov 2014
40
23rd
Wannabe Piranha (the new one) which wasn't that great to begin with so this pale comparison is just a little pointless and toothless, short though
Rated 06 Jun 2015
68
59th
So stupid it's funny.
Rated 21 Mar 2015
30
7th
Between Bill Burr and the Zombeavers actually showing up is roughly 30 minutes of almost unwatchable movie. In other words, I'm giving 30 points to Bill Burr and practical Zombeaver effects.
Rated 19 Apr 2015
40
28th
For some stupid reason I thought Bill Murray was in it. I guess it would have been a much better movie if he was.
Rated 03 Jun 2020
17
2nd
If Cabin Fever didn't have a cabin. Oh no, wait, there was a cabin. Same film.
Rated 14 May 2017
58
14th
I will give this movie credit for doing something no other B movie has ever done: when one of the women tried to be topless, one of the men stopped her.
Rated 30 Jul 2015
1
0th
Matt told me to rate it as a 1.
Rated 26 May 2015
70
67th
Great guilty pleasure movie.
Rated 11 May 2018
80
31st
It's weird, it's stupid, it has to be seen to believed
Rated 31 Oct 2018
58
17th
Zombeavers was nowhere near as goofy as I was hoping it would be. The characters were annoying. The pace was rushed and spent the limited run time in unneeded areas. However, it was easy to watch so that's something.
Rated 12 Jun 2020
10
1st
Bill Burr was the best thing in this.
Rated 19 Jun 2020
50
14th
Porno level filler but all scenes containing zombeavers are excellent.
Rated 14 May 2021
95
58th
https://esperwatchesfilms.tumblr.com/post/651187724906283008/zombeavers-2014
Rated 20 Jul 2023
60
27th
Somehow seems to run out of ideas in even 70 minutes, but there’s a few good moments in there.
Rated 28 Sep 2023
2
31st
It's bad, but it's funny.
Rated 13 Oct 2023
5
0th
From a tolerable bad film with some laugh-out-loud ridiculous moments, in the second half went suddenly and steeply downhill to an unbearable and unpleasant watch, which I skipped forward to get to the end. Modern American culture is pathetic: the youth and young people are living meaningless conceited lives, full of themselves, cracking jokes, drinking alcohol and fornicating. No substance, no depth, no true meaning of life. It's truly sad what's going on in the West.
Rated 04 Feb 2024
42
10th
audiovisual 30 acting 40 overall feeling 55 avg 42

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