Zombie Nation

I can't give this movie a 0 cause there was a dick in it

"The only way you'll get me to watch another Ulli Lommel film is to make me choose between that or having a loaded pistol taped to my temple which is rigged to an active landmine under my foot as you douse me with itching powder."

longest porn intro I've ever watched.

I'm not even gonna...

Hey! That bitch is JAYWALKING!

This is pretty damn awful. It's not just the terrible editing, horrific soundtrack or mediocre acting. It's not even the characterless and aimless direction. "Zombie Nation" takes a huge crap on the essence of zombies. Excuse me for the spoiler, but let's be honest here: the title refers to five girls with bad makeup on. That's no zombie and for sure it's no nation either. The totally anti-climactic and underwhelming ending is preceded by a shamelessly idiotic premise. You will have some laughs.

My probable score says 1... That is too high. I don't remember how I ended up with this movie in high school, but I watched it once and preceeded to bury it in the closet because it pissed me off so much. Dark eyeshadow around the eyes does not make someone a zombie. It has been almost 10 years since I watched this movie and the crap I experienced has been burned into my brain.

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Unfuckingbelievably horrible on every conceivable level, hands down the most unwatchable crap in film history. Do not view under any circumstance, not even out of morbid curiosity.