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Zookeeper

2011
Romance, Comedy
1h 42m
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Rated 25 Jul 2011
22
4th
Asinine garbage, with Kevin James at his most generic and Adam Sandler (voicing a monkey) at his most unbearable. The plot involves an absurd love triangle (James continues to pine for his shallow ex FIVE YEARS after they split) which culminates in James marrying Rosario Dawson, who deserves far better. Dawson is good, and Nick Nolte as a sullen gorilla has some solid byplay with James; otherwise annoying, predictable, and grimly unfunny.
Rated 19 Nov 2011
30
19th
2 hot women falling for a fat guy just because he is nice. That more unbelievable then animals talking.
Rated 08 Jan 2012
0
2nd
On the one hand, this is a truly bad movie you could do without ever seeing. But on the other hand, you will find yourself absolutely baffled that virtually every scene is embarrassingly bad in completely new and unexpected ways.
Rated 15 Oct 2011
30
20th
This film has the most ridiculous character ever, played by Leslie Bibb. Her actions and choices make no sense at all. She makes the talking animals seem trivial. The film is not awful, it is just weak. And I hate slap stick, so it wasn't for me. Dawson is still incredibly cute.
Rated 25 Jun 2013
5
2nd
I only watched this on late night TV as a basis for how excellent films can be by comparison. As advertised, it proved to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Perhaps something could be said for the minor commentary on animal abuse at the Zoo or the danger of materialism, but (just like any other message in the story) depth is lost in a wash of unfunny jokes and poor voice acting. This should appeal to no audience as even impressionable children may suffer developmentally if exposed to it.
Rated 23 Jun 2014
39
14th
In a better world, I could've dismissed this as the zillionth juvenile attempted comedy shat out by the Adam Sandler set and gone about my business. But the approbative depiction of pick-up artistry and the depiction of women as little more than currency stopped me from happily forgetting about this crappy little film. The protagonist's "greatest" triumphs consist of James humiliating a woman out of revenge and persuading another to abandon career advancement, and the film expects us to love it!
Rated 23 Aug 2020
5
1st
This was almost tolerable. Then the animals started talking. Then the Adam Sandler monkey started talking.
Rated 19 Feb 2021
40
3rd
A movie with very few redeeming qualities. Not exaggerating when I say 97%-98% of the jokes fall flat. Some parts were so unBEARable that I looked away for 30 seconds at a time. No effort made in making a decent movie. Just effort in getting famous people to voice each stupid animal.
Rated 22 Jul 2011
3
14th
If you don't go into this lowering your expectations, you're a fool. It's Kevin James falling down a lot, animals saying ridiculous things, and, most of all, pretty stupid. Nevertheless, it works 4 times out of 10.
Rated 02 Aug 2011
20
4th
Made it halfway thru.
Rated 29 Aug 2011
30
19th
I dont expect much, so I did not disappoint. It's really weak, stupid. A sort of A Night at the Museum, with animals.
Rated 04 Sep 2011
20
14th
you should have an excuse for watching this movie, mine is I watched it because my friend had already bought the tickests...
Rated 04 Sep 2011
57
46th
eng; [zookeeper]; ein tierpfleger hat probleme mit frauen, doch die tiere des zoos brechen ihr schweigegelübde und coachen ihn.;
Rated 25 Sep 2011
48
19th
Nicht so schlimm wie der Kaufhaus-Cop aber als nach 15 Minuten die Tiere zu sprechen anfingen wurd es schon ein bisschen albern. Trotzdem wenigstens halbwegs lustig.
Rated 10 Oct 2011
20
0th
Boring.
Rated 13 Oct 2011
0
0th
"Zookeeper is essentially a surreally awful Happy Madison Productions version of Mad Libs." - Simon Abrams
Rated 17 Oct 2011
65
47th
Stupid story, very predictable but the animals made this worth watching. Adam sandler as a hyperactive little monkey got me laugh!
Rated 18 Oct 2011
100
51st
very funny 10 out of 10 i love all animals in the movie. great cast of movie stars. kevin james is so funny
Rated 27 Nov 2011
51
19th
Somewhat stupid.
Rated 30 Nov 2011
43
37th
I almost stopped watching when the animals started to talk. The parts with the animals are truly awful. Most of the other characters are disappointingly under-developed. There are also problems with the writing (zookeeper leaves one woman who wishes he was a car dealer, only to link up with another who wishes he was a doctor). But buried within the absurdity of this rather predictable film are some genuinely hilarious scenes made possible entirely by Kevin James's excellent acting.
Rated 23 Dec 2011
30
10th
Will Smith must've been too expensive for a proper Hitch sequel. Uninspired waste of CGI talent :/
Rated 29 Jan 2012
40
3rd
Seemingly made for Kevin James. Maybe some day he'll get a part other than assorted Paul Blart parts.
Rated 16 Sep 2012
50
21st
I dont remember the commercials for this thing, I guess I was in a better place. My brain imploded when the animals started talking and it was Sylvester Stallone and fucking Adam Sandler . I watched this behind a locked door. Uggh, film 2800.
Rated 03 Jan 2013
82
8th
Slightly disappointing. I love Kevin James. Fine for families though.
Rated 18 Jan 2013
5
1st
probably the worst Stalone movie I've ever seen
Rated 06 Jun 2013
40
19th
http://gorgview.com/the-zookeeper
Rated 15 Jun 2013
1
11th
kevin james you suck you suck yousuk you suck
Rated 15 Jun 2013
12
2nd
The budget was $80,000,000.
Rated 25 Dec 2013
0
0th
NO. just NO. this is an abomination to film. GOD! it makes me so angry just thinking about how absolutely ridiculous, derivative and insanely stupid this film was. this doesn't just gradually make you dumber, it beats your brain with a sledgehammer. i will never be able to look at kevin james again without a strong urge to projectile vomit.
Rated 15 Mar 2014
28
25th
A not ingenious variation on dolittle.
Rated 14 Apr 2014
60
62nd
I walked out of Zookeeper wishing that Griffin's zoo was open to hunters. Or, at the very least, that someone would come in and make all those animals shut their yaps. (pluggedin.com)
Rated 06 Sep 2014
20
8th
Sometimes it's remotely funny. The rest of the I was just telling myself "Please turn it off"...
Rated 23 Aug 2015
48
3rd
Yeeaaah... Not Kevin James' worst outing IMO, but seeing Adam Sandler was also involved should tell you everything you need to know. Avoid.
Rated 25 Aug 2015
85
29th
Griffin (Kevin James) is one of the best-loved caretakers at the Franklin Park Zoo, but since he is more comfortable with the animals than with females of his own species, his love life is lacking. When Griffin decides that the only way to get a girlfriend is to find a more-glamorous career, the animals panic. To keep him from leaving, they reveal their secret ability to talk and offer to teach him the rules of courtship, animal style.
Rated 27 Oct 2015
2
0th
Another year, another poor comedy from the Sandler gang. The story isn't horrible for younger audiences, but the jokes are. They verge on inappropriate for the younger viewer and just bring disgust to parents who might be watching it. There's very little even in the way of decent voice acting to redeem Zookeeper: it's just plain bad.
Rated 12 Mar 2016
62
32nd
Propose-dumpslol+back5yearslater+animalswannasave+stallonelol+trynamakealpha+rogan-lovehowididntrecognizehimlasttimelmao+takesgorillaoutnightonthetown+fakedaterosario+roganprettybadlol+exlikeshimbeingadick-getshimnewjob+turnsdownherproposallmao+animalshelphimgettorosarioetc
Rated 12 Nov 2016
6
5th
F
Rated 21 Feb 2017
38
25th
Even with low expectations and Kevin James/Adam Sandler tinted glasses this movie is so derivative and lazy it seems like a fake movie. The film crosses the line away from the familiar territory of just bad SNL skit turned movie into a SNL parody movie skit thinking it's a real movie.
Rated 17 Dec 2017
14
1st
It's like a shittier version of Dr. Doolittle, which wasn't a good movie itself. Kevin James is this decade's Paulie Shore. Or maybe Rob Schneider, but at least Schneider is likable and talented when he's not making shit movies.
Rated 30 Oct 2018
23
0th
I was 8 when this came out and I watched it 20+ times.
Rated 11 Oct 2020
30
12th
I fastforwarded to the gorilla parts and closed my eyes and pretended it was about Nick Nolte waking up in a zoo. Still not great.
Rated 07 Apr 2021
75
88th
Ent 3.5/4. Spirit 0.5. Sus 2. Fam 1.5.
Rated 29 May 2021
36
8th
Yet another reminder that absolutely anything will entertain a room full of 4th graders.
Rated 13 Feb 2022
34
4th
I watched The Great Wazookeeper. Similar to how Paul Blart 2 synchs up to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon, Zookeeper supposedly synchs up to Frank Zappa's The Great Wazoo. Both films are Happy Gilmore productions with Kevin James. But does this one work as well? Ehhhhh.. it feels like it was all an excuse to get me to watch a vacuous and cliché rom-com with animals, made only slightly more tolerable by the great music, augmented by my state of mind.
Rated 21 Apr 2023
90
26th
Good humor
Rated 21 Dec 2023
0
1st
Zookeeper est probablement l'un des plus mauvais films que j'ai vu au cinéma.

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