Some people are partial to intellectually stimulating or emotionally powerful movies, while others just enjoy a good shoot out every now and again. Personally, I've always been inclined to seek out movies with a good amount of sex appeal. Above all else, I like to see beautiful women sensually photographed (or sensual women beautifully photographed), perhaps set to a good soundtrack.
I've sat through over 2,000 movies during my life, and many of the most memorable involved hot actresses doing hot things. My definition of movie hotness may be different than other people's, but usually I judge according to the following:
* Atmosphere (How well the movie sets the mood)
* Actress Screen Presence (How charismatic and physically striking the actresses in the movie are)
* Visuals (How attractive the movie itself is)
* Carnal Impact (How lust-inspiring the movie is)
Using the above criteria, I will now present my choices for the 80 (Or So) Hottest Movies I Have Ever Seen.
MR. FREEDOM (Delphine Seyrig is really hot in the swimsuit.)
PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) (I'm not sure how to explain this.)
LOVE & DEATH (Dianne Keaton is looking good, and the Countess never fails to arouse.)
OCTOPUSSY
CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR (I have a thing for Amy Adams, and Julia Roberts is strangely appealing in this. And there are boobs.)
EUGENIE... THE STORY OF HER JOURNEY INTO PERVERSION
UNDER SIEGE (Erika Eleniak emerging from the cake...)
VALLEY OF THE DOLLS (Sharon Tate)
VAN NUYS BLVD.
NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE
WHAT A WAY TO GO! (Shirley MacLaine is just really cute in this, and the whole movie is full of color.)
SEX AND THE OTHER WOMAN
MONSIEUR HIRE (Didn't like the movie much overall, but that part where Sandrine Bonnaire was on all fours picking up her tomatoes was awesome.)
KINGPIN (Vanessa Angel.)
KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE (Uschi Digard in the shower.)
THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH
THREE WOMEN (There's something about Shelley Duvall and Sissy Spacek.)
ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK
DR. GOLDFOOT AND THE BIKINI MACHINE
TRADING PLACES (Jamie Lee Curtis topless and dressed as a Swede.)
DOA: DEAD OR ALIVE (Mind-boggling.)
MS. 45
DANGER: DIABOLIK (Marisa Mell and that "Deep Deep Down" song.)
DEADLIER THAN MALE
THE COOK THE THIEF HIS WIFE & HER LOVER (Gross movie, but Helen Mirren is sexy throughout).
THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS (Randi Brooks as the prostitute with the annoying voice.)
THE LAST PICTURE SHOW
DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (Jill St. John)
DON JUAN, OR IF DON JUAN WERE A WOMAN
JUSTINE DE SADE
FUEGO
BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS
BIZARRE
LA COLLECTIONNEUSE
COOL HAND LUKE (Car washing scene)
VIVA LAS VEGAS (Ann-Margret's entrance is sexy beyond all reason.)
IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE
THE WICKER MAN (Brit Eckland's dance, though it's not all her body.)
SUPERVIXENS
UP!
WEEK END (That part where the woman describes her sexual encounter.)
BOOGIE NIGHTS
BLOOD MANIA (Yeah, it's cheesy, but the women!)
VANESSA
MURDERER'S ROW
COUP DE TORCHON (Isabelle Huppert is really hot in this.)
AU PAIR GIRLS
MANON DES SOURCES (Emmanuelle Béart)
TURISTAS (Total bikini madness. Melissa George is quite the looker.)
BEDAZZLED (2000)
SALON KITTY (Aside from the nasty stuff at the beginning, this is a non-stop booty movie. A bit kinky, though.)
SNAKE DANCER
WHO ARE YOU, POLLY MAGOO? (Dorothy McGowan is charming. Too bad this is her only movie)
VICE SQUAD
THE NOTORIOUS BETTIE PAGE
...AND GOD CREATED WOMAN
FRANKIE AND JOHNNIE...WERE LOVERS
CLAIRE'S KNEE
VARIETY
SHE'S 19 AND READY
THE JOY OF FLYING
THE SENSUOUS NURSE
DR. NO
EMMANUELLE IN BANGKOK (This is the least morally troubling "Black Emmanuelle" movie I've seen.)
FATHOM
H.O.T.S.
THE LAST MISTRESS
MY TUTOR
QUIET DAYS IN CLICHY
STRIP NUDE FOR YOUR KILLER
THE WRECKING CREW (Sharon Tate and Elke Sommer in the same movie. And the chick who played Ginger on Gilligan's Island.)
RICCO THE MEAN MACHINE
BANDIDAS
ZWARTBOEK
A WOMAN IS A WOMAN
MYRA BRECKINRIDGE (Raquel Welch as a transsexual in a swimsuit sexually assaulting a bound man.)
SHOWGIRLS
LE BONHEUR (The visual beauty alone is a sensual experience.)
BODY DOUBLE
BLUEBEARD (There are a lot of hot actresses in this, even if most of them get little screen time.)
CHEEKY (Yuliya Mayarchuk blows my mind.)
FELICITY
THE TOY BOX
ELEVATOR TO THE GALLOWS (Jeanne Moreau and the sensual musical score.)
CQ (Angela Lindvall, the 60s vibe, and the lovely cinematography.)
CONTEMPT
VAMPYRES
ABBA: THE MOVIE (Observe the video below.)
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