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by dunbar
Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:50 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Favorite Mini-Reviews
Replies: 244
Views: 246008

Re: Favorite Mini-Reviews

Cinema_Asia on Taken 2 wrote:Just like in a porno when strange scenarios occur just to give people reasons to fuck, Liam's character makes a silly decision to take his ex-wife and daughter on a vacation so they can both get kidnapped. Taken 2 ha ha GET IT!? Now he gets to rampage in a foreign land full of brown people destroying random people's property and slaughter mustache twirling villains. The fight scenes were fast cut so much it was like a flip book. In the next Liam will take on the muslim world strapped to a nuke.


CMonster on The Hateful Eight wrote:As an excuse to watch all manner of things hit Jennifer Jason Leigh in the face, it works quite well.


BeeDub on Taken wrote:My particular set of skills consists of writing pithy blurbs on movie recommendation sites.


Ytadel on Focus wrote:I hate to be a moral nag, but something just kinda BUGS ME about the fact that most of the "heist" targets in this film are just regular folks with no evidence that they are wealthy in any way. Like, I'm all for ripping off banks or mega companies or whatever in movies. Go forth and heist! But when you're stealing wallets and credits cards from just regular-ass people who probably now can't make rent or feed their kids, I'm just sitting here, like, wow, you dicks. Why should I root for you?


Seethruskin on Slender Man wrote:For crying out loud it's 2018 can we stop with the body shaming. Of course Hollywood is only interested in a movie called Slender Man. When's Thicc Man coming out. Smh


Kojiless on How It Ends wrote:We'll never know, because THERE WAS NO ENDING. Characters, plot lines, and MY SANITY appear and disappear like those Asian butterflies whose wings cause hurricanes in the Caribbean drawn like moths to the flames of Seattle burning after the Seahawks win the World Bowl Championshop. Follow Forest Whitaker's lazy eye...it always points west.