ShogunRua wrote:Stewball wrote:Sigh.....not teens in the movie, a movie in the style teens want. Granted it's done more professionally than most, but who cares, it's still artificial suspense and axes and blood and screams at 200db--a whole elevator of blood. Psycho is a teen slasher movie.
Oh man, this gets better and better! I genuinely love Stewie and his posts; whether I agree with them or not, they provide me the most amusement on this forum.
By the way Stewie, since blood = teen slasher, do you consider Reservoir Dogs a slasher, too?
No, I'm talking porno blood here.
Stewball wrote:BTW Shogun, speaking of cracks, and cleavage, I just started watching Madmen, since they just finished it up and I can watch it from beginning to end, and, well, I assume you know what's coming. From day one Christina Hendricks was way heavy even at the start in 2007. Whoa, 180 if she's a pound unless she's 5' 1".
She's 5' 7". Not sure how you could miss that, considering how close in height she is to the male characters. And most websites list her weight as 155-160 pounds, which sounds about right. Then again, being off 20 pounds on her weight is less embarrassing than being half a foot off on her height.
Just trying to give her the benefit of the doubt. Look at all the short people who are cast with Tom Cruise And she probably was 155-160 at some point. C'mon, this is Hollywood were talking, they'd fudge it or throw in some wiggle room, if you will?
Stewball wrote:She probably has it in her contract that she won't have more than 5 sec. a season on screen at the same time as January OMG Jones.
Heh, it figures that you would find a generic blonde like January Jones to be a stunning beauty. Don't get me wrong, she is pretty enough, but nothing special as actresses or models go.
She holds her own acting wise, surprisingly so compared to what I'd expected. Her proportions are harmonically as perfect as I've ever seen. And I've got no preferences when it comes to hair, except Emma Stone is much hotter as a redhead, yet she's a natural blonde.
Stewball wrote:The contrast is shattering and I'm only up to season 3 (2009). If she does gain any more weight I gonna have to get a pillow for my TV. I just can't help but imagine what she looks like with her clothes off-f-f-f-f-f-f-f. Down to her knees!....GAH!!! That said, I must say she's fantastic in that role.......really knows how to throw her weight around.
You see folks, even Stewie can't help fantasizing about Christina Hendricks naked!
One man's fantasy is another man's nightmare. But I don't want to offend you if you're actually shacking up with her or something. If so, just let me know and I'll shut up about it. 'Bout beat that horse to death anyway.
I also have a question for you; what is the heaviest woman you've had sex with?
I married the girl next door, attracted to each other since we were 6, so she was the only one. She did put on a little weight....up to a smokin' 125. Now she's gone and I've gone to pot. What can I say. I still appreciate perfection.