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by mpowell
Thu Dec 29, 2016 8:20 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Ten Worst Films of 2016
Replies: 10
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The Ten Worst Films of 2016

Here they are: the ten worst films in what was one of the worst years in recent memory. Go to hell, 2016, and take these ten stinkers with you!

We've also compiled the top twenty films of the year... which helps remind us that not everything about 2016 sucked.

10. Nine Lives - 2.0571 Average Tier

"With this many writers, talented actors and directors, and the fact the producers names weren't shown in the credits, I THINK this movie was a tax shelter or money laundering scheme. Suicide, alcoholism, and adultery make this movie relatable and a laugh a minute to the kids. Kevin Spacey sounds like he's holding back a yawn every time he performs. Makr Consuelos is also the bad guy for wanting to make the company go public. So yea...this movie is chalk filled with humors and plot." - FoxyRussian



9. The Forest - 2.0217 Average Tier

"You know what's scarier than a Suicide Forest? Not much really. What an utter failure. Natalie Dormer has a nice long future of looking at things with her eyes wide open." - Paxton



8. Martyrs - 2.0000 Average Tier

"Martyrs (2015) starts curiously enough, then quickly turns into a mess killing all interest in it." - PUNQ



7. Cell - 1.9189 Average Tier

"A collection of bad acting (from an unforutunately solid cast), poor directorial choices, and the dark side of Stephen King tropes, Cell is on the wrong side of King adaptations. It feels almost like a parody of the zombie genre, while trying to add new twists that don't work on a sci-fi or horror level. It's actually horrible, and not just a bad King flick. Skip it." - Groovy_Souls



6. Urge - 1.9130 Average Tier

"Mostly dull for the first third,unlikeable characters. Needed more Brosnan and needed him to go "Full-Pacino", rather than "Half-Pacino"" - dunetails



5. Norm of the North - 1.9091 Average Tier

"It's not hyperbole to say that Norm of the North is the worst theatrically released animated movie of all time. It has no redeemable factors, nothing that comes even remotely close to being worthwhile, and it's not even laughably bad. It has animation that wouldn't pass muster on a mid-level CGI TV show, its voice actors sound bored, or perhaps obligated, it completely lacks in the joke and story department, and it can't even get its environmental message delivered in a meaningful way." - Matthew Parkinson (The Escapist)



4. The Darkness - 1.8000 Average Tier

"Wow, this was really bad. Demigod Indian ghosts that follow a family home from the Grand Canyon have the ability to make animals appear and cause soap opera / very-special-episode levels of personal drama. The mandatory exorcism (twist: it's a Hispanic exorcism) is completely unneccessary both dramatically and within the shoddy logic of the plot. Aspires to be Poltergeist, but can't even measure up to the piece of shit remake. Kevin Bacon better bury this failure in The Darkness." - mwgerb



3. Precious Cargo - 1.7391 Average Tier

"Bruce Willis must be embarrassed to have agreed to work on this. It was impossible to enjoy the action or unbelievably bad dialog. Ridiculous, unconvincing plot. I had to quit this at about half way in, I just couldn't take any more of the asinine dialog. Whatever might have been good about this is totally overshadowed by the bad. It's very sad to see how awful it turned out with all the money, resources & talent that went into making this pathetic mess. Max Adams is a really crappy director." - eCitizen



2. Fifty Shades of Black - 1.6905 Average Tier

"It is amazing how disastrous Fifty Shades of Black is. I hated the original, going so far as to name it as my worst film of 2015. The characters and acting are awful. The plot is lazy. The attempts at humor are disgusting, stupid, and juvenile. It takes everything that was bad about the original and makes it worse. Absolutely nothing about it works as a film, especially a spoof film. It is a massive failure on all creative fronts." - mg7film



1. Mother's Day - 1.6863 Average Tier

"It tries to string together multiple narratives and weave a tale about how mothers are the most important people in our lives. However it fails to really make a point because it felt way too forced and had no real sense of realism because they were all good looking people living in fancy houses with good jobs. I dont need a preachy film for me to get all goopy and emotional about how much my mom has done for me in my life." - kgbelliveau