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by ShogunRua
Thu May 07, 2015 10:26 am
Forum: Movie-Specific
Topic: "Batman v. Superman"
Replies: 23
Views: 5885

Re: "Batman v. Superman"

Stewball wrote:If you didn't want to waste your time on something so fucking stupid, then why did you do just that?


I cared enough to write a one-line derisive, dismissive post about Batman fighting Superman. I don't care enough to write a serious five paragraph analysis, complete with Wikipedia references, like you did.

Stewball wrote:It was a joke man, knowwhatImean....hmmmm, unless it wasn't. I think Christina has a pretty face, but it really would be disgusting to try to stuff her into a Catwoman suit. Gahhh.


I always laugh at how icky Stewie finds the female figure, particularly breasts and butt. Amusingly, that's one quality he has in common with most feminists; they hate the female body and all its curves, too.

Most men would find the prospect of Christina Hendricks in a tight leather suit unbelievably sexy.

Stewball wrote:You sure are defensive about it. Are you dating her or something? Any port in a storm eh? She can't have a whole lot of money though.


Hendricks is married, and I've had the same girlfriend for the last 2.5 years. Who would probably stab poor Christina to death if she got within five feet of me. (She knows how attractive I consider her)

Anyways, shouldn't you be happy I'm into curvier women? More waif-like, boyish, titless, assless female bodies for you, right? Maybe Stewie is just despondent because his muse Mila Kunis is together with Ashton Kutcher and they already have a child together? Don't worry, though; I'm sure there are plenty of others to take her place!