ShogunRua wrote:I just knew that Stewie would start a topic about Miley Cyrus, since he worships wooden planks. That is, petite girls with no ass, no breasts, and the body of eight year-old boys. I actually wonder which one he prefers more; Miley Cyrus, or Mila Kunis?
I've never been shy about my preferences, and right proud of them too, rather than the porkers you go trolling with a ear of corn on a string through bowling alleys for. And for the record, my only interest in Cyrus is in how she fits in this culture's teen idol cults. Notice those are mostly girls fawning over her. How you could so dis my sweetie, Mila, by putting her in the same sentence with Miley, is a trangression which can only be foisted by a sick soul.
I heard so many news stories about Miley's performance that I even broke my rule of ignoring all pop culture, and watched a clip on Youtube. Of course, I was disappointed; that shit was boring, tame, and less indecent than anything witnessed in a garden variety club or bar on a weeknight. Nevermind the things that I do to girls on first dates...
Again, for the record, I've only seen stills and quick clips on the news, just enough to know what the fuss is about without loosing my cookies.
And how come nobody's mentioned my other recent thread in the "Filmmakers Forum", Natalie Dormer, my newest hot honey. She's 31, knuckle-chewing gorgeous, and she could outsmart the lot of you porcine worshiping slobermunchkins here with her little fingernail.
The only amusing parts were her being high/inebriated, the idiotic tongue movement that resulted from this, and shaking a phantom ass.
I'll take your word for it.
Bojangles wrote:A common whore and a besmircher of the good Cyrus name. Billy Ray should disown her. And I'm firm on this.
Don't you mean hard; firm is so reminiscent of flaccid. I mean, butt cheeks are firm.
That vile harlot of Babylon must be driven out!
Yes, I prefer my harlots with class.