Search found 6 matches: Miley Cyrus

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by Stewball
Tue Aug 27, 2013 1:43 pm
Forum: Filmmakers
Topic: Miley Cyrus
Replies: 34
Views: 24894

Re: Miley Cyrus

ShogunRua wrote:I just knew that Stewie would start a topic about Miley Cyrus, since he worships wooden planks. That is, petite girls with no ass, no breasts, and the body of eight year-old boys. I actually wonder which one he prefers more; Miley Cyrus, or Mila Kunis?


I've never been shy about my preferences, and right proud of them too, rather than the porkers you go trolling with a ear of corn on a string through bowling alleys for. And for the record, my only interest in Cyrus is in how she fits in this culture's teen idol cults. Notice those are mostly girls fawning over her. How you could so dis my sweetie, Mila, by putting her in the same sentence with Miley, is a trangression which can only be foisted by a sick soul.

I heard so many news stories about Miley's performance that I even broke my rule of ignoring all pop culture, and watched a clip on Youtube. Of course, I was disappointed; that shit was boring, tame, and less indecent than anything witnessed in a garden variety club or bar on a weeknight. Nevermind the things that I do to girls on first dates...


Again, for the record, I've only seen stills and quick clips on the news, just enough to know what the fuss is about without loosing my cookies.

And how come nobody's mentioned my other recent thread in the "Filmmakers Forum", Natalie Dormer, my newest hot honey. She's 31, knuckle-chewing gorgeous, and she could outsmart the lot of you porcine worshiping slobermunchkins here with her little fingernail.

The only amusing parts were her being high/inebriated, the idiotic tongue movement that resulted from this, and shaking a phantom ass.


I'll take your word for it.

Bojangles wrote:A common whore and a besmircher of the good Cyrus name. Billy Ray should disown her. And I'm firm on this.


Don't you mean hard; firm is so reminiscent of flaccid. I mean, butt cheeks are firm.

That vile harlot of Babylon must be driven out!


Yes, I prefer my harlots with class.
by td888
Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:32 am
Forum: Filmmakers
Topic: Miley Cyrus
Replies: 34
Views: 24894

Re: Miley Cyrus

Well she was humping Michael Keaton
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ShogunRua wrote:The only amusing parts were her being high/inebriated, the idiotic tongue movement that resulted from this, and shaking a phantom ass.


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by ShogunRua
Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:30 am
Forum: Filmmakers
Topic: Miley Cyrus
Replies: 34
Views: 24894

Re: Miley Cyrus

I just knew that Stewie would start a topic about Miley Cyrus, since he worships wooden planks. That is, petite girls with no ass, no breasts, and the body of eight year-old boys. I actually wonder which one he prefers more; Miley Cyrus, or Mila Kunis?

I heard so many news stories about Miley's performance that I even broke my rule of ignoring all pop culture, and watched a clip on Youtube. Of course, I was disappointed; that shit was boring, tame, and less indecent than anything witnessed in a garden variety club or bar on a weeknight. Nevermind the things that I do to girls on first dates...

The only amusing parts were her being high/inebriated, the idiotic tongue movement that resulted from this, and shaking a phantom ass.

mattorama12 wrote:Between this, the Kutcher post, and the Batman post, it's like you've become the pipeline straight from Twitter to this forum.


Poor Stewie, a victim of the inane mass media's mind control!

Bojangles wrote:A common whore and a besmircher of the good Cyrus name. Billy Ray should disown her. And I'm firm on this.


That vile harlot of Babylon must be driven out!
by Stewball
Tue Aug 27, 2013 5:23 am
Forum: Filmmakers
Topic: Miley Cyrus
Replies: 34
Views: 24894

Re: Miley Cyrus

Bojangles wrote:Why is this posted in Filmmakers? Has Miley Cyrus actually been in movies? Could her annoying drawl actually play in anything other than a low budget animated feature about cattle ranching? (Miley plays an adolescent talking calf whose character symbolizes the lost innocence of humanity resultant of modern ranching ethics.)


She's done several, nothing above 5 something on IMDb. She did one with Justin Bieber, the Never Say Never Documentary. I'm sure it was really cool, and it scored a 1.7. I think they're made for each other, but she will never be up on his level until she goes on CSI or something so she can be killed in a hail of bullets too.

Mattorama12 wrote:Between this, the Kutcher post, and the Batman post, it's like you've become the pipeline straight from Twitter to this forum.


Kutcher and Batman made national news, one for the righteous column, and for the absurd; and I just put this up in hopes of garnering some kudos for my incomparable humor. But that's OK, I'm sure there's a mirror around there somewhere.
by Bojangles
Tue Aug 27, 2013 4:24 am
Forum: Filmmakers
Topic: Miley Cyrus
Replies: 34
Views: 24894

Re: Miley Cyrus

Why is this posted in Filmmakers? Has Miley Cyrus actually been in movies? Could her annoying drawl actually play in anything other than a low budget animated feature about cattle ranching? (Miley plays an adolescent talking calf whose character symbolizes the lost innocence of humanity resultant of modern ranching ethics.)


I don't have twitter. Please indulge my quips.
by Bojangles
Tue Aug 27, 2013 4:12 am
Forum: Filmmakers
Topic: Miley Cyrus
Replies: 34
Views: 24894

Re: Miley Cyrus

Totally looking forward to the next stage of this artist's career in which she finds Jesus and repents. Next year's headlines: 'Humbled Star, Miley Cyrus, Spotted At The Wailing Wall.'