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It also picks me how doofuses (doofi?) like Depp and Hawke comport themselves with the most egregiously self-conscious "oh, aren't I the hippest fuck you ever laid your eyes on" kinda air - it makes me puke. And Kilmer is the WORST hambone. That guy would make me prolapse about 45 years from now. Wait - don't get me started on that Ralph Fiennes Mr. Poo-Eating Smile Guy. If I could just use that face to karate split boards in half for demonstrations in malls and on local cable tv. This other guy - I don't even wanna bother to google him - he was the sniper in "Dirty Harry" and the a-b-y-s-m-a-l excuse for a lead in "Hellraiser" - *wow*, now HE was a curdled mass of regurgitated hagfish. Glenn Close has always bent my nose out of shape, and the little Dudley Moore muskrat, along with the theme to "Arthur", ALWAYS has a special place in my heart, too. (His only worth was being associated with the stratospherically superior Peter Cook.) George Peppard and Stacy Keach have always been retarded thespians, and if I ever see another movie with John Travolta in it, please be informed that I keep a fully loaded glock in my top night table drawer, and proceed to dispatch me accordingly. This list is getting me grumpy now.