Search found 7 matches: Rob Schneider

It's almost been a year since I updated my list.

10. Danny Trejo, 55.45, 11 films
His BEST movie was the spoof film, Machete. Everything else has been low budget action films, shit tier action films, and shit comedy films.

9. John Travolta, 54.95, 21 films
Other than Pulp Fiction, he's been in a handful of mediocre films and a whole lot of shit.

8. Jon Lovitz, 54.58, 12 films
He was in Big, and then a bunch of crap comedies and animated shit fest.

7. Gerard Butler, 54.3, 10 films
How to Train Your Dragon and RocknRolla were both pretty good. The shitty action movies and his occasional foray into romantic comedy was not.

6. Janeane Garofalo, 54, 11 films
Shit tier comedian stars in shit tier comedies.

5. Sylvester Stallone, 53, 13 films
Stallone is synonymous with shitty action films.

4. Frank Welker, 51.92, 26 films
Now that I'm familiar with his work, I don't blame him for being a very prolific voice actor. But what movies need voice sound effects? Shitty movies.

3. Adam Sandler, 51.73, 15 films
He made one or two great comedies, and then started churning out shittier and shittier comedies until the funniest thing about him is his career.

2. Oliver Platt, 51.6, 10 films
That guy that's always in a support role in a bunch of shitty movies. Easily recognizable, never good enough to star.

1. Rob Schneider, 46.21, 14 films
The only actor who scores below a 50. In my ranking system, anything above a 50 was enjoyable enough to not stand up and leave the room in the middle of the movie. It kept my attention. Scoring below a 50 means that if Rob Schneider came up to me on the street and started a conversation, I would ignore him and walk away.

I can't believe Bill Murray is ranked at the bottom of anyone's list. He's my #2 actor in that other thread.

Going off a 10 film minimum this time, since I do agree with nauru on that, and probably only that.

10. Gerard Butler 55, (10 films)
Butler is divided into pre and post 300. Anything he made prior to 300 was awful, and he's made some bombs since.

9. Sylvester Stallone 54.85, (13 films)
I actually really like the Expendables films, and I've never seen any of the Rocky movies, so this is largely due to his string of really, really shitty action films from the 90's.

8. John Travolta 54.81, (21 films)
Pulp Fiction is a lone standout. As with my 4 film minimum directors, Look Who's Talking can ruin rankings, and it doesn't help that Travolta has been in a bunch of shit films.

7. Eddie Murphy 54.69, (13 films)
Even his decent films are mediocre. And his shit comedies are shit.

6. Danny Trejo 54.64, (11 films)
His best film was Machete. He ends up playing the bad guy in shit tier films.

5. Frank Welker 53.78, (27 films)
He's a voice actor. I don't know him.

4. Oliver Platt 52.4, (10 films)
That guy that's always plays the unsuspecting co-worker who is unessential to the plot in a bunch of bad films.

3. Janeane Garofalo 52.36, (11 films)
Shit tier comedy actress.

2. Adam Sandler 50.66, (13 films)
He made two or three decent comedies, and then started churning out a bunch of shit films. Even his serious attempts at movies, like his pseudo-dramas, are shit. Adam Sandler attempted, and failed, to do what I call "The Jim Carrey".

1. Rob Schneider 46.15, (13 films)
The only actor with a career that's helped by appearing in an Adam Sandler movie. He cannot carry a film on his own, but he attempts it anyways.

Some small changes to my list.
Holy balls. Putting shit tier films for reference.

10. Sally Field (5 films): Say It Isn't So (37), Mrs. Doubtfire (15), Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco (10)
9. Rene Auberjonois (4 films): Batman Forever (45), The Little Mermaid (41), Inspector Gadget (13)
8. Amanda Detmer (4 films): Big Fat Liar (27), Final Destination (18)
7. Rita Wilson (4 films): Psycho (49), Jingle All the Way (30), Sleepless in Seattle (28)
6. Diane Lane (4 films): Jack (23), Judge Dredd (19)
5. Andy Dick (4 films): The Cable Guy (46), Dude, Where's My Car (25), Inspector Gadget (13)
4. Kathy Moriarty (4 films): Kindergarten Cop (49), Casper (44), Another Stakeout (35), The Bounty Hunter (21)
3. Christine Baranski (4 films): How the Grinch Stole Christmas (47), The Bounty Hunter (21), Mamma Mia! (16)
2. Marguerite Moreau (4 films): D2: The Mighty Ducks (35), Queen of the Damned (26), D3: The Mighty Ducks (21)
1. Olympia Dukakis (4 films): Mr. Holland's Opus (35), Look Who's Talking Too (34), Look Who's Talking Now (17)

Apparently appearing in either The Bounty Hunter or Inspector Gadget is a good indication on how shitty you are.

Rob Schneider also is my lowest actor with which I've seen at least 10 films. Adam Sandler is second lowest going by that same standard.

Amy Poehler 27.75 (4 films)
Regina Hall 27.75 (4 films)
Antonio Banderas 27.57 (7 films)
Jada Pinkett Smith 25.00 (4 films)
Lacey Chabert 24.50 (4 films)
Norm Macdonald 24.25 (4 films)
Eddie Griffin 24.25 (4 films)
Tony Cox 20.25 (4 films)
Steve Zahn 17.25 (4 films)
Carmen Electra 12.17 (6 films)

Not surprisingly, a lot of these people are tied to the Spoof Movie series (Griffin, Hall, Cox, Electra). Others seem to do a lot of mediocre kids movies (Banderas, Chalbert, Zahn), while a couple are comedians who didn't realize they wouldn't be as funny on the big screen (Macdonald and Poehler). Jada Pinkett Smith might not be extraordinarily talented, but I think I've underrated her, seeing as the movies I've watched are 3 of her lowest PSIs plus a shitty made-for-TV book adaptation.

Dishonorable mention goes to Rob Schneider, who has the lowest average (30.42) for any actor with more than 10 movies that I've seen (12, and coincidentally, he's 12th from last on my list). Not only has he been in most of Adam Sandler's comedies, but he's not even in the more enjoyable ones. He's also usually one of the worst parts of those movies. And saddest of all, those are his relatively good roles when compared to the titular Deuce Bigalow or The Hot Chick.

You've ranked at least 4 films from 1761 actors:

1752.) Adam Beach (4 films/22.75 avg.)
1753.) Dolph Lundgren (5/22.4)
1754.) Michael Rosenbaum (4/22)
1755.) Lori Petty (6/21.5)
1756.) Rob Schneider (11/20.82)
1757.) Estella Warren (4/20.5)
1758.) Nancy Travis (5/20.2)
1759.) Eric Mabius (4/19.5)
1760.) Eddie Griffin (4/18.5)
1761.) Alicia Silverstone (4/18)

"You've ranked at least 4 films from 260 actors"

T-10 - David Dorfman (4) / Paul Giamatti (4) / Danny McBride (6) - 45.00
9 - John Travolta - 6 - 43.33
T-8 - John Leguizamo (5) / Columbus Short (5) - 42.00
7 - Anna Faris - 8 - 41.88
T-6 - Christopher Walken (4) / Peter Facinelli (4) / Owen Wilson (6) - 40.00
5 - Adam Sandler - 11 - 39.55
4 - Kate Beckinsale - 4 - 33.75
3 - Terrence Howard - 4 - 31.25
2 - Kirstie Alley - 4 - 30.00
1 - Rob Schneider - 6 - 26.67

NOTES
- Numbers 1, 3, and 5 don't shock me at all. I could have called that for sure.
- Kind of surprised to see Christopher Walken. Less surprised to see Owen Wilson.
- A little more surprised to see Anna Faris considering I always like seeing her in a movie. Obviously doesn't do enough to make it a GOOD movie.
- MORE surprised to see Travolta.
- MOST surprised (to the point of being upset) to see Paul Giamatti.

I have 260 actors with 4 or more films:
10. Eugene Levy 44.5 4 films
9. Steve Coogan 43.75 4 films
8. Rob Schneider 43.57 7 films
7. Blake Clark 41.75 8 films
6. Allen Covert 41.60 10 films
5. Danny Trejo 41.17 6 films
4. Robert Patrick 40.25 4 films
3. Michael Shannon 39.2 5 films
2. Kevin Heffernan 35.5 4 films
1. Justin Long 34.5 6 films

Shows how much I love the Adam Sandler comedy troupe.