Search found 5 matches: Rob Schneider

Some of my faves:

nilkynarfy:
Top Gun:
Moses is prophecy, Dali is drugs, Top Gun is gay.

The oft-loved Kojiless:
Lock Up:
This tour-de-force had so much iron-pumping, engine-tuning, football-tossing, fist-fighting goodness, that by the time the every-man 80's hair band power-ballad-driven credits were rolling, the buttons had popped off my stone-washed denim jeans and my hardened nipples had torn holes straight through my skin-tight wife-beater. And if reading that review didn't turn you gay...then you were probably already gay.

DesertPunk:
The Stuff:
Somehow not a Tim and Eric sketch.

Spleen:
Judge Dredd:
Rob Schneider, the original Jar Jar Binks.

Billy Shears:
Buried:
I really like the new direction of the Van Wilder franchise.

joseywales:
Divergent:
Take one part 'Brave New World' and muddle it with 4 parts 'Hunger Games'. Shake hard and strain over ice. Garnish with two and a half hours of my life that I'll never get back and there you have it: The Borehattan.

QVT:
Commando:
Remember when I promised to rate you last? I lied.

Carpetgiant (I cannot stress how much I love this review though it contains spoilery spoilers.
The Illusionist:
Paul Giamatti plays a policeman who is always a few steps behind the illusionist. By the time he's finally pieced everything together at the movie's denouement, it's glaringly obvious to the viewer what has transpired. It could be poor film-making in that too much information is given beforehand to deduce the twist before Giamatti, but maybe that's the point. He's not serving as a foil to the illusionist; he's a foil to you, the viewer, making you feel brilliant. That's the real illusion here.

CMonster wrote:This is a slightly different interpretation of this thread, but reading through the mini-reviews for the Rob Schneider/Tom Brady classic The Hot Chick proved to be quite hilarious.

LOL you're right:

OMGFridge - Why does Rob Scnieder even exist?

Trooth - Rob Schneider derp de derp! Derp de derpity derpy derp! Until one day... DA DERPA DERPA DERPA DERP


cult_of_same - Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*breath*oooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Omicron91 - Rob Schneider must die. I'm surprised that new england patriots quarterback Tom Brady would write something so bad.

dropdedjames - I've never actually watched this. I have always refused to watch it, in fact. But I know it's a piece of shit, and if I met a person and they said they loved this movie, I would probably think less of them a little bit.

This is a slightly different interpretation of this thread, but reading through the mini-reviews for the Rob Schneider/Tom Brady classic The Hot Chick proved to be quite hilarious.

OnnaBugeisha wrote:Check out Shebang's reviews for a laugh.

One of my new favorites courtesy of Shebang:

For The Animal:

It's technically not bestiality when Rob Schneider attempts to fuck a goat.

Couple of my favs:

theficionado- "The Shaggy Dog"
If you think watching Tim Allen provide commentary to footage of a dog doing stuff sounds like a good time, then, boy, do I have a movie for you.

AFlickering- "The Hot Chick"
rob schneider gets his first boner, prances around for an hour and a half then gets raped

I also tend to like Tripwyre's stuff a lot, but don't feel like looking up another review (sorry bud).