Jeb wrote:OMGFridge - Dr. Strangelove
Thanks
Darko: Taken
I guess they fucked with the wrong guy.
Jeb: Pinocchio (2002)
The gayest movie ever conceived on screen. Roberto Benigni is hideous as the wooden boy we once loved (and now hate thanks to you movie!). I try desperately to get out of depression after seeing this and am suing the people involved in this for traumatizing movie-goers and destroying any peace and cultural impact cinema has brought us. We must stop Benigni and his crew before they seize rights to make a Dumbo movie and RB dresses up in a skimpy elephant/fat suit. The future doesn't look good.
Pickpocket: Juno
A hipsters dream. This movie is the product of adults watching MTV to learn how "kids" talk and then translating that into a pretentious screenplay. But hey, it's QUIRKY right guys?? (God, I hate that word). And another thing, Ellen Page is getting too much credit for her "acting." honestly, it was nothing special or amazing.
Ocelot: This Is Spinal Tap
I wish Criticker's tiers went all the way up to 11.
There are lots I like and I'll edit this later.