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Dude you need to see some Indonesian cinema. Morality laws forbid nudity in films, so you get lengthy fully-clothed makeout sessions (with awful kissing), lesbian scenes that consist entirely of sultry looks and soft embraces, and stuff like chicks in evening gowns brawling in a hot tub... Reminds ...

the sex scene in watchmen made me want to fucking die. Also easily the worst one in recent memory. 1) It ruined a classic song (which I doubt Snyder understood). 2) Was one of the only moments Snyder shot something and didn't use the comic as a freaking storyboard. Which goes to show why he uses co...

There's something wrong with a film where, after watching a trailer for the first time, my reaction is "wait, is there going to be the twist ending X?", and I check, sure enough, that's exactly what occurs. Might be a good film nonetheless, but that's a major weakness for a "suspense...

Just take a look at the inexplicable number of upcoming blockbusters/remakes/comic book adaptations/sequels... oh man. Cowboy Bebop live action with Keanu Reeves as Spike? I wouldn't worry too much about that. I've heard those rumors since I was in high school. (Did I give away too much?) As for 20...

These ubergore revenge-for-morality films are merely an offshoot of this idea for the masses: the Saw films try (and kind of fail) at trying to give the individual a chance to be Jesus for a day. I also like boobs. Not sure I 100% follow what you're trying to say with your first statement there. Ye...

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What? You're saying that it makes more sense to actually murder someone than to enjoy the catharsis of watching a fake murder in a movie? I hope I'm misreading that, or missing your sarcasm, otherwise it's a colossally stupid statement. It's not an argument, broseph. I personally would rather kill ...

OnnaBugeisha wrote:Check out Shebang's reviews for a laugh.

One of my new favorites courtesy of Shebang:

For The Animal:

It's technically not bestiality when Rob Schneider attempts to fuck a goat.

I'd like to nominate the scene in the middle of "A Serbian Film" as the most disturbing of all time. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm not going to explain. But that two word phrase will haunt my soul forever. Man, I was going to say something snarky like "Jesus Wept"...

My list of obscurities, in priority order: ABEL GANCE Josef von Sternberg Jacques Tati Alain Resnais Preston Sturges Victor Sjöström Bela Tarr Aki Kaurismäki Abbas Kiarostami Krzysztof Kieslowski Eric Rohmer Yoshishige Yoshida Alexander Dovzhenko Chantal Akerman Theo Angelopoulos Ritwik Ghatak Victo...