So during the promotion of a (really dumb looking) religious movie (which title I won't mention), Jennifer Garner says that it brought her back to religion and is helping her deal with her divorce from Ben (aka Batman/Bartleby) Affleck. No chance that the cynical take on her late reconversion is due to the fact that her career is fading as fast as her looks has any merit I suppose. No, I didn't think so.
Time to revisit Dogma.
Cardinal Glick (George Carlin): "So it is with great pleasure that I present you with the first of many revamps the "Catholicism WOW " campaign will unveil over the next year. I give you... The Buddy Christ."
They showed a trailer for said film when my wife and I went and saw Zootopia. I never have to see the movie now because the trailer basically walked me through the entire plot.
Girl gets sick Dr: "She's basically dead. Sorry." Mommy cries a lot and yells at God. Mommy: "If you don't cure my daughter, God, I'll hate you!" Mommy and daughter in tree, daughter falls out Dr: "She got better." Mommy: "It was God." Daughter: "It was God." END TRAILER
