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Uwe Boll
M. Night Shyamalan
Michael Bay

Those would have to be my most hated.

Yes, Shyamalan is totally fake. For his first 3 movies he stole the scripts, and his last 3 movies finally show his true colours. He's a crappy writer, director and producer.

Roland Joffé has a habit of ruining wonderful scripts.

I don't hate anyone but I'm not a fan of Tarantino,Coens,Spielberg and Burton . and something Rodriguez

I have no time for Tarantino these days. Yes Quentin, the 70s - we get it.

When it came to Grindhouse Planet Terror was the better movie by a country mile. I look forward to Machete.

Shyamalan... What a twist!

Talking of Shaymalan, you made me remember this rewrited script of 'The Happening' from http://www.the-editing-room.com:

People walk around in the PARK while two unimportant characters have INANE DIALOGUE.

BORING CHARACTER 1

That was weird. Suddenly all of the people in this park stopped dead in their tracks and started acting like brainless robots.

BORING CHARACTER 2

Large groups of people behaving as though they have no personality whatsoever? That can only mean…

BORING CHARACTER 1

Oh shit, we’re in an M. Night Shyamalan movie!

I love The Editing Room!

Yeah. I was even gonna add a picture I saw on the internet about an M. Night Shaymalan Choose-Your-Adventure book (fake, of course, but the horror!) which was simply hilarious. Unfortunately, I couldn't find it.

OMG TEH ALIENZ ARE AFRAID OF H2O LOLZ

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