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[MmzHrrdb]

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[b]How old are you?[/b]
[b]What is your gender?[/b] 
[b]Which fictional characters represent you the most?[/b] 
[b]Where were you born[/b] 
[b]Describe your personality?[/b] 
[b]What are your religious beliefs[/b] 
[b]What is your sexual orientation?[/b]
[b]Are you left-handed or right-handed?[/b] 
[b]Hair/eye colour?[/b] 
[b]Do you believe in love?[/b] 
[b]Are you crazy?[/b] 
[b]Which famous person do I most want to sleep with:[/b] 
[b]What about from the other gender?[/b]
[b]Which famous director would you sleep with?[/b]
[b]Which famous person would you murder?[/b]
[b]What do you like most about yourself?[/b] 
[b]What do you hate most about yourself?[/b] 
[b]How often do you shower?[/b] 
[b]How often do you cry?[/b]
[b]What are you afraid of?[/b] 
[b]What makes you laugh?[/b] 
[b]Do you drink alcohol?[/b] 
[b]Do you or have you ever smoked?[/b] 
[b]Do you or have you ever done drugs?[/b] 
[b]Have you ever shoplifted?[/b] 
[b]How often do you willingly leave your house?[/b] 
[b]Do you want to get married?[/b] 
[b]Do you want children?[/b] 
[b]How do you want to die?[/b] 

How old are you? 14
What is your gender? Male
Which fictional characters represent you the most? Phoebe Buffay from Friends and May from the film of the same name
Where were you born? Australia, and I've never left it unfortunately
Describe your personality? I'm introverted, dark, extremely weird, mean to mean people and nice to nice people
What are your religious beliefs? Atheist
What is your sexual orientation? Gay
Are you left-handed or right-handed? Right-handed
Hair/eye colour? Blonde/Blue
Do you believe in love? Yes
Are you insane? Yes
Which famous person do I most want to sleep with? Matt Bellamy
What about from the other gender? Anna Faris
Which famous director would you sleep with? All of them, man
Which famous person would you murder? Andy Dick
What do you like most about yourself? My weirdness
What do you hate most about yourself? Everything
How often do you shower? Once, sometimes twice a day
How often do you cry? Never
What is your favourite animal? Cats
What are you afraid of? People, rejection, spiders, heights
What makes you laugh? Idiots, movies with funny titles ("Kansas City Blender Massacre" ftw)
Do you drink alcohol? Sometimes
Do you or have you ever smoked? No
Do you or have you ever done drugs? No
Have you ever shoplifted? Accidentally... I've walked out of a shop on several occasions without realising it
How often do you willingly leave your house? Never
Do you want to get married? No
Do you want children? No
How do you want to die? In an extravagant, possibly hilarious way

[Luna6ix]

How old are you? twenty-two
What is your gender? male
Where were you born? rochester, mn, usa (home of the mayo clinic)
Describe your personality? i dont really talk much, i have a close group of friends and dont really make an effort to aquire new ones.
What are your religious beliefs? i'm agnostic, but was raised lutheran. P.S. agnostic doesn't mean athiest it means i have no idea what's out there and i think it's silly that other people claim to when the only "evidence" they have is a book that may well have been written by a schizophrenic transvestite for all i know.
What is your sexual orientation? heterosexual, i once had a gay friend, found out he got HIV. ironic, no?
Are you left-handed or right-handed? i write left-handedly, but i perform other actions right-handedly such as play guitar and bat (as in baseball)
Hair/eye colour? brown hair, blue eyes
Do you believe in love? umm, i guess--that's a stupid question.
are you insane? if you were actually insane you wouldnt know it if you realize you are insane it kind of defeats the purpose.
insane: Exhibiting unsoundness or disorder of mind
if you knew you were insane you're mind would be sound. kid's ask some of the silliest questions.
Which famous person would you murder? that idiotic guy they gave a show on mtv, you know, that andy millinokis guy or whatever his name is.
What do you like most about yourself? i'm smart enough to realize how stupid most people are.
How often do you shower? once a day, i skip it for a day every once in a while. oh, and i work night shifts every other weekend which involve me sleeping at work, i dont shower from friday to sunday morning then.
How often do you cry? on average maybe twice a year
What is your favourite animal? where the hell did you get this survey, man? did you pick it up on my little pony.com or what?
What are you afraid of? dont like large bodies of water, or heights, death scares me too.
What makes you laugh? i like both intelligent humor, and potty humor
Do you drink alcohol? yes
Do you or have you ever smoked? yes
Do you or have you ever done drugs? no
Have you ever shoplifted? no
How often do you willingly leave your house? 4-5 times a week
Do you want to get married? possibly, eventually
Do you want children? no, i would rather not contribute to overpopulation
How do you want to die? in a space explosion two thousand years from now.

to horrormaster: how can we get to know each other if you answer the questions untruthfully?

[Pickpocket]

to horrormaster: how can we get to know each other if you answer the questions untruthfully?

it's cool, hes drunk d00d

[Bojangles]

How old are you? 20
What is your gender? i have a y chromosome
Which fictional characters represent you the most? Either Holden Caulfield or Han Solo. I guess some sort of awesome fusion of those two. Also, Gonzo from the Muppets.
Where were you born In a hospital, LOL.
Describe your personality? Not very personable. Like Luna, I don't talk much. I just cut the hair. (I don't really cut hair, I just like that quote.)
What are your religious beliefs Agnostic/Catholic. Depends on who wants to know.
What is your sexual orientation? Straight.
Are you left-handed or right-handed? Right handed. Lefties make me uncomfortable. HOW CAN YOU WRITE WHEN YOU'RE HAND IS SMUDGING ALL THE WORDS?
Hair/eye colour? blonde blue
Do you believe in love? I'm not a robot, so yes.
Are you crazy? We all are in our own ways. But no, I'm not.
Which famous person do I most want to sleep with: I try not to think about things like this too much, because imagining how hard I'd fuck Evan Rachel Wood is mostly just depressing, knowing it'll never happen.
What about from the other gender? Jay Leno if I was gay. That chin...just imagine the possibilities.
Which famous director would you sleep with? Sam Peckinpah's corpse. I'd rather not get into why.
Which famous person would you murder? Carlos Mencia.
What do you like most about yourself? My unmatched modesty.
What do you hate most about yourself? It changes day to day.
How often do you shower? Every other day in the winter...actually every other day in the Summer too, cuz that's my lazy time when there's no school. Yep, I have the hygiene of a Frenchman.
How often do you cry? Rarely.
What are you afraid of? Failure and Bull Terriers.
What makes you laugh? Stephen T. Colbert.
Do you drink alcohol? Rarely.
Do you or have you ever smoked? Have, don't.
Do you or have you ever done drugs? Are we calling weed a drug these days? If so, I have, but don't often.
Have you ever shoplifted? No.
How often do you willingly leave your house? Slightly less than your average bear I suppose. I'm not housebound though.
Do you want to get married? Not right now, but sure.
Do you want children? see above.
How do you want to die? At peace. Or at the very least, not in a bloody panic.

[MmzHrrdb]

How old are you? Not old enough to be called "old".
What is your gender? Male
Which fictional characters represent you the most? Pinky and The Brain, combined.
Where were you born In the city.
Describe your personality? Likable, but strangely off-putting.
What are your religious beliefs Atheist.
What is your sexual orientation? Heterosexual.
Are you left-handed or right-handed? Right.
Hair/eye colour? Brown.
Do you believe in love? In small doses. It's too hard too deal with beyond that.
Are you crazy? Some have suggested the possibility.
Which famous person do I most want to sleep with: Ann-Margret from the 1960s.
What about from the other gender? I will have to think about this.
Which famous director would you sleep with? I have no idea. There aren't many, man or woman, that I find attractive on any level.
Which famous person would you murder? Kim Jong-il. He seems like a total dick.
What do you like most about yourself? I sometimes have bursts of creativity, humor, insight, ect. I just never know when they'll hit.
What do you hate most about yourself? Deep down, I might be up to no good.
How often do you shower? Varies.
How often do you cry? Not often. I'd have to be seriously distressed.
What are you afraid of? So many things...
What makes you laugh? When people say "asshole" and "bullshit".
Do you drink alcohol? On and off. I wish I could somehow drink beer constantly without becoming an alcoholic or killing my liver.
Do you or have you ever smoked? No.
Do you or have you ever done drugs? No.
Have you ever shoplifted? No.
How often do you willingly leave your house? If I was rich and could do that beer thing I mentioned previously, I would never go outside.
Do you want to get married? Was once, never will be again.
Do you want children? Never.
How do you want to die? In a really insane bar brawl.

[Jeb]

How old are you? 25
What is your gender? male
Which fictional characters represent you the most? Indiana Jones
Where were you born New York
Describe your personality? Smart, creative, crazy and unique
What are your religious beliefs Atheist
What is your sexual orientation? Straight
Are you left-handed or right-handed? Left-handed when writing, right when playing guitar, throwing, pitching, etc.
Hair/eye colour? Eye: brown, Hair: Black
Do you believe in love? What?
Are you crazy? Yes. Insane in fact
Which famous person do I most want to sleep with: A weak answer, but Angelina Jolie
What about from the other gender? I'm not gay
Which famous director would you sleep with? What kind of question is that?
Which famous person would you murder? That guy who wrote the script for Batman and Robin
What do you like most about yourself? I'm self-confident and I have a huge sense of humour
What do you hate most about yourself? I'm a little cocky
How often do you shower? Once a day
How often do you cry? Once, maybe twice a year
What are you afraid of? Needles
What makes you laugh? Dirty jokes
Do you drink alcohol? Sometimes
Do you or have you ever smoked? Once. Hated it
Do you or have you ever done drugs? No
Have you ever shoplifted? No
How often do you willingly leave your house? At least three times a week
Do you want to get married? Was once. Don't what to go into full detail of what happened.
Do you want children? Have a child
How do you want to die? In a heroic explosion that lasts for an entire minute

I pretty much reflect off of everybody.

[KGB]

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[MmzHrrdb]

How old are you? 18, 19 in July.
What is your gender? Male.
Which fictional characters represent you the most? Uhhh I dunno.
Where were you born Moore, Oklahoma.
Describe your personality? Laid back, wicked sense of humor, kind of off-putting.
What are your religious beliefs Non-existent.
What is your sexual orientation? Straight.
Are you left-handed or right-handed? Right.
Hair/eye colour? Red/Brown.
Do you believe in love? Sure.
Are you crazy?
Which famous person do I most want to sleep with: I don't know that I can narrow it down to one.
What about from the other gender?
Which famous director would you sleep with?
Which famous person would you murder? I don't know that I could actually murder someone myself, but I would most certainly put a hit on Jimmy Fallon.
What do you like most about yourself? I don't feel the need to constantly talk about stupid shit.
What do you hate most about yourself? I have a hard time finding common ground with other people.
How often do you shower? Once a day.
How often do you cry? Rarely.
What are you afraid of? Heights.
What makes you laugh? Good sarcasm, jokes that objectify women.
Do you drink alcohol? I do.
Do you or have you ever smoked? I do.
Do you or have you ever done drugs? I do.
Have you ever shoplifted? Nothing too significant.
How often do you willingly leave your house? Not counting work, a few times a week.
Do you want to get married? Sure, but not the classic, big ceremony, "in the name of God" sense.
Do you want children? Undecided.
How do you want to die? In my sleep.

[cagedwisdom]

Haven't done one of these since I was 14, but what the hell.

How old are you? 20.
What is your gender? Male.
Which fictional characters represent you the most? I want to say Malcolm Reynolds if it wasn't for the fact that I'm not even 1% as awesome.
Where were you born? Oslo, Norway.
Describe your personality. Uhh.. Easygoing. If that's the word I'm looking for, I don't even know.
What are your religious beliefs? Agnostic.
What is your sexual orientation? Straight.
Are you left-handed or right-handed? Right-handed.
Hair/eye colour? Black/brown.
Do you believe in love? Since I re-watched Show Me Love at the film festival last week (and have subsequently seen it twice, and recieved it on DVD today) yes, yes I do.
Are you crazy? Not so much.
Which famous person do I most want to sleep with? I'd have to say Lucy Davis or.. Emma Watson, maybe. I think there's someone else I'd like to give a mention but I can't remember.
What about from the other gender? Yes, I'm actually going to answer this one because I'm secure enough about myself to admit to having a man-crush. Nathan Fillion. But that's under a if-I-had-to-pick-one scenario still.
Which famous director would you sleep with? I had half a mind to say Emma Thompson but then I realized she has only written screenplays and never directed anything. Just going to have to say Jennifer Lynch just because noone else comes to mind. Although still, yeah, no.
Which famous person would you murder? Paris Hilton. Stupid and cliché answer, yeah, but there it is.
What do you like most about yourself? My sense of humor, my taste in film and TV, my friendly nature.
What do you hate most about yourself? My being somewhat awkward socially in certain contexts.
How often do you shower? About once a day.
How often do you cry? Very rarely. Once in the past 3 years, a bit more often before that.
What are you afraid of? Not very many things. Actually, very few. Not a fan of insects, but beyond that.. Not really anything.
What makes you laugh? Hard to say.. Borderline offensive is always funny.
Do you drink alcohol? Yeah.
Do you or have you ever smoked? A few times, decided I wasn't a fan.
Do you or have you ever done drugs? No.
Have you ever shoplifted? A few times when I was in like 4th or 5th grade, got caught stealing a lolly, never did it again.
How often do you willingly leave your house? If I don't have to leave the house I don't do it too often. Sometimes when I have time off I'll wake up and realize I haven't been outside for days. What's outside? Fresh air is overrated.
Do you want to get married? Unsure, I think I might be too individualist.. Probably might feel different down the line.
Do you want children? Again, hard to say because I find anything that restricts my personal freedom pretty unwanted.
How do you want to die? Don't really have an urge to go out with a bang.. I'd like to go peacefully, perhaps in the company of someone I love.

This might be the first time in my life I've answered one of these entirely truthfully. Go me.

[MmzHrrdb]

Hahaha, Christ, I must have been so drunk when I wrote that because I don't even remember doing it. Well I've edited it now. And I agree, some of these questions are retarded... make up your own! Some interesting answers here, it's nice when you're not just talking to a username if you know what I mean.

Where were you born? Oslo, Norway.

Norway is like, the coolest place ever.