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On a subway train, a man announces that he's looking for someone who might be interested in him; the usual dating methods have not worked, though there's nothing wrong with him. He explains that any interested woman can just get off at the next stop. One woman looks interested... (imdb)
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Song of the Sea
Saoirse is a child who is the last of the selkies, women in Irish and Scottish legends who transform from seals into people. She escapes from her grandmother's home to journey to the sea and free fairy creatures trapped in the modern world. (imdb)
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Ashes of Time
Ou-yang Feng (Leslie Cheung) lives in the middle of a desert, where he acts as a middle man to various swordsmen in ancient China... (imdb)
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Johnny English Reborn
Johnny English goes up against international assassins hunting down the Chinese premier. (imdb)
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The Ghost of Frankenstein
Ygor resurrects Frankenstein's monster and brings him to the original doctor's son, Ludwig, for help. Ludwig, obsessed with the idea of restoring the monster to full power, is unaware that his various associates all have different ideas about whose brain is to be transplanted into the monster's skull. (imdb)
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Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey
A documentary series that explores how we discovered the laws of nature and found our coordinates in space and time. (imdb)
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Eye in the Sky
A thriller set in the world of remotely piloted aircraft warfare. (imdb)
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Weekend at Bernie\
A pair of losers try to pretend that their murdered employer is really alive, but the murderer is out to "finish him off." (imdb)
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The Bugs Bunny Show
Bugs Bunny, the famous, Oscar-winning cartoon rabbit, hosts his first weekly television series, along with all his fellow Warner Brothers cartoon stars (imdb)
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The Greatest Showman
Inspired by the imagination of P.T. Barnum, The Greatest Showman is an original musical that celebrates the birth of show business and tells of a visionary who rose from nothing to create a spectacle that became a worldwide sensation. (imdb)
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