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Secret Things
Freshly fired from a strip club by a scummy boss, exotic dancer Nathalie (Coralie Revel) and bartender Sandrine (Sabrina Seyvecou) become roommates. The jobless duo soon pledges to use their sexual powers to invade the corporate world. It's not long before they find jobs at a bank, where Sandrine seduces the wealthy head of the firm (Roger Mirmont) and Nathalie chases his equally affluent son (Fabrice Deville) in this erotic French thriller.
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Malcolm in the Middle
A gifted young teen tries to survive with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family. (imdb)
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When in Rome
After fishing out coins from Rome's Trevi Fountain, cynical New Yorker Beth Harper (Kristen Bell) finds herself being wooed by several ardent suitors. As she deals with all of this new attention, Beth tries to figure out whether a charming reporter (Josh Duhamel) really loves her.
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The Money Pit
A young couple struggles to repair a hopelessly dilapidated house. (imdb)
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All the King\
Based on Robert Penn Warren's 1946 Pulitzer Prize-winning novel, All the King's Men tells the story of an idealist's rise to power in the world of Louisiana politics and the corruption that leads to his ultimate downfall. (Sony Pictures)
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Molly\
The true story of an Olympic-class skier who ran the world's most exclusive high-stakes poker game and became an FBI target. Her players included movie stars, business titans and unbeknownst to her, the Russian mob. (imdb)
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Another Woman
Marion is a woman who has learned to shield herself from her emotions. She rents an apartment to work undisturbed on her new book... (imdb)
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The Luck of the Irish
A teenager must battle for a gold charm to keep his family from being controlled by an evil leprechaun. (imdb)
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Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle
A human child raised by wolves must face off against a menacing tiger named Shere Khan, as well as his own origins. (imdb)
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Jídlo
Jídlo (1992) - Short Film
BREAKFAST: After eating breakfast, a man is transformed into an elaborate dumb-waiter-style breakfast dispenser - and the same fate befalls the man who obtains breakfast from him. LUNCH: After failing to catch the waiter's eye, two would-be diners end up eating everything within reach. DINNER: Portraits of various meals made up of human organs. (imdb)
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