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The time: two thousand years ago. The place: the violent dawn of the Qin dynasty. The story: the soon-to-be First Emperor of China is on the brink of conquering a war-torn land. Three opponents are determined to assassinate him and one loyal subject stands in their way. (Miramax)

A banished hero of Rome allies with a sworn enemy to take his revenge on the city.

Angela is back, in the form of an angry inner-city camper on the hunt for blood. Camp New Horizons, on the recycled grounds of the former murders... (imdb)

An unlikely pair venture to the Indonesian jungle in search of gold.

The Marx Brothers try and put on a play before their landlord finds out that they have run out of money... (imdb)

A respected doctor must race against time to find a cure for a lethal virus, unleashed by a paramilitary militia leader. (IMDB)

Mahsun Supertitiz is an unemployed homeless man who steals cars at night so that he can sleep in a heated place during the winter... (imdb)

The story follows a married couple, apart for a night while the husband takes a business trip with a colleague to whom he's attracted. While he's resisting temptation, his wife encounters her past love. (imdb)

Sex and the City is coming to the big screen in a feature film adaptation of the hit HBO television series. The film will follow the continuing adventures of the series four main characters - Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda - as they live their lives in Manhattan four years after the series ended.

A shy teenager falls for someone who transforms into another person every day.