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Last Orders
Jack Dodd was a London butcher who enjoyed a pint with his mates for over 50 years. When he died, he died as he lived, with a smile on his face watching a horse race on which he had bet, with borrowed money. But before he died he had a final request, 'Last Orders', that his ashes be scattered in the sea at Margate. The movie follows his mates, Ray, Lenny and Vic and his foster son Vince as they journey to the sea with the ashes. Along the way, the threads of their lives, their loves and their disappointments are woven together in their memories of Jack and his wife Amy (imdb)
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The Crow
A man brutally murdered comes back to life as an undead avenger of his and his fiancée's murder (imdb)
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Manifesto
Cate Blanchett performs manifestos as a series of striking monologues.
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The Green Berets
Col. Mike Kirby picks two teams of crack Green Berets for a mission in South Vietnam. First off is to build and control a camp that is trying to be taken by the enemy the second mission is to kidnap a North Vietnamese General (imdb)
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The Lorax
The Lorax (1972) - TV Special
A ruined industrialist tells his tale of his environmentally self destructive greed despite the warnings of an old forest creature. (imdb)
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Heartbreak Ridge
A hard-nosed, hard-living Marine gunnery sergeant clashes with his superiors and his ex-wife as he takes command of a spoiled recon platoon with a bad attitude. (imdb)
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The Exorcist
A troubled cleric tries to help a very disturbed teenage girl.
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The Tunnel
A car salesman on his way home to his daughter's birthday party gets trapped in a collapsed tunnel.
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Magnifica Presenza
Pietro is a gay man who tries to become an actor. He rents a new house in Rome, but soon he realizes that the place is haunted. The ghosts of a theatre group lives there since the WW2.
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The Love Witch
Elaine, a beautiful young witch, is determined to find a man to love her. In her gothic Victorian apartment she makes spells and potions, and then picks up men and seduces them. However her spells work too well, and she ends up with a string of hapless victims. When she finally meets the man of her dreams, her desperation to be loved will drive her to the brink of insanity and murder. (imdb)
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