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When a mysterious cell phone signal causes apocalyptic chaos, an artist is determined to reunite with his young son in New England. (imdb)

Strange lights descend on the city of Los Angeles, drawing people outside like moths to a flame where an extraterrestrial force threatens to swallow the entire human population off the face of the Earth. (Universal Pictures)

Various stories of various people as an earthquake of un-imagineable magnitude hits Los Angeles. (imdb)

Four friends, all high school teachers, test a theory that they will improve their lives by maintaining a constant level of alcohol in their blood. (imdb)

The story of two mothers who give birth the same day. (imdb)

Black comedy about a girl who runs away from her rural village to Istanbul to become and actress and an old drunkard street photographer. (imdb)

A coming-of-age story set in the suburbs of Houston, Texas in the summer of 1969, centered around the historic Apollo 11 moon landing.

For the roguish yet charming Captain Jack Sparrow (Depp), the crystalline waters if the Caribbean present a vast playground where adventure and mystery abound. But Jack's idyllic pirate life capsizes after his nemesis, the wily Captain Barbossa (Rush), steals his ship, the Black Pearl, and kidnaps the Governor's (Pryce) beautiful daughter, Elizabeth Swann (Knightley). (Disney)

A British diplomat travels to Munich in the run-up to World War II, where a former classmate of his from Oxford is also en route, but is working for the German government. (imdb)

It is 1948 in LA and Ezikeal "Easy" Rawlins, an African-American World War II veteran, is looking for work. At his friend's bar, he is introduced to a white man, DeWitt Albright, who is looking for someone to help him find a missing white woman assumed to be hiding somewhere in LA's black community... (imdb)