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Sherlock Holmes investigates a series of deaths at a castle with each foretold by the delivery of orange pips to the victims. (imdb)

Daffy Duck pitches to J.L. Warner a starring role with himself in a ridiculously over the top swashbuckler film.

A newcomer to a fancy ballet academy gradually comes to realize that the staff of the school are actually a coven of witches bent on chaos and destruction. (imdb)

A sociopath on death row is given a chance to live if he agrees to take part in a chemical behavioral modification program. (imdb)

One day, the village headman asks Salim to take the body of a dead man to Sivas so the poor soul can be buried in his hometown. Salim has an immense fear of death and dead people, so he instantly freaks out at the proposition, but he cannot refuse. This is only the beginning of a very odd series of events that will happen to this poor sap throughout the day on the road. (todayszaman.com)

A washed-up writer forms an unlikely friendship with a teenager from Long Island. (imdb)

A futuristic prison movie. Protagonist and wife are nabbed at a future US emigration point with an illegal baby during population control... (imdb)

This comedy about two friends who start their own butcher shop combines the trite, the morbid and the amusing. (Newmarket Films)

An impoverished backward nation declares a war on the United States of America, hoping to lose. (imdb)

In 1986, a freak break dancing accident landed Justin Schumacher (Kennedy) in a coma. Now, 20 years later, he is waking up to a new world and discovering that the more things change, the more he's stayed the same. With the girl of his dreams (Menounos) engaged to marry is grade-school nemesis (Rosenbaum), and his parents drowning in the debt of his medical costs, Justin must rally his former squad, bust a move, and win back the girl of his dreams. (Yari FIlm Group)