Welcome to Criticker: Home of insanely accurate recommendations!

Step One: Sign up to create a Criticker account here
Step Two: Rate at least ten films
... and that's it! Criticker will match you to other users with similar taste, and you'll start getting great recommendations immediately.
It's easy, free and fun. Get started now by signing up and rating some movies!
L\
Another of the Lumiere Brothers' one-shot films, this time showing a steam train arriving at a station and moving towards the camera It has passed into film folklore for the incident that occurred at its world premiere, when the audience, unfamiliar with the cinema thought the train was really coming right at them, and panicked! (imdb)
Your probable score
?
House
Roger Cobb is a Vietnam vet whose career as a horror novelist has taken a turn for the worse when his son Jimmy mysteriously disappears while visiting his aunt's house (imdb)
Your probable score
?
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
A wily slave must unite a virgin courtesan and his young smitten master to earn his freedom. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Astérix et Cléopâtre
Popular animated hero Asterix and his faithful sidekick Obelix travel to ancient Egypt to help Cleopatra build a new summer home... (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Fisshu sutôrî
In 1975, the year before the Sex Pistols released their first album, a Japanese punk band called Gekirin recorded their single, "Fish Story" and then they broke up, never to record again. Thirty-seven years later, in 2012, their song saves the world. This is the tenth film from Yoshihiro Nakamura and we're not saying any more about it. (subwaycinema.com)
Your probable score
?
Pink Floyd: Live at Pompeii
Live versions of the songs, filmed in an old Pompeii amphitheater. Songs included are Echoes (split into 2 parts)... (imdb)
Your probable score
?
The Quiet American
From the classic novel by Graham Greene comes a murder mystery centered on a love triangle set against the French Indochina War in Vietnam circa 1952. (Miramax)
Your probable score
?
Azumi
In war-torn Japan, the Tokugawa Shogun, desperate to restore peace to his people, orders the assassination of the hostile warlords. A beautiful young woman is raised from birth with nine other orphans, to become an assassin. Her name is AZUMI, the ultimate assassin. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
With their dour, bookish cousin Eustace (Will Poulter) in tow, the youngest Pevensie offspring -- Lucy (Georgie Henley) and Edmund (Skandar Keynes) -- take an unexpected trip back to Narnia and join noble King Caspian (Ben Barnes) for an epic high-seas adventure. Setting sail aboard the Dawn Treader, the young heroes head for the end of the world, determined to rescue seven once-powerful lords banished by Caspian's evil uncle.
Your probable score
?
No Time for Nuts
Scrat comes across a time machine and is transported to various times all in pursuit of his beloved acorn. (imdb)
Your probable score
?