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Safe
Set in an affluent neighbourhood of the San Fernando Valley in 1987, the film recounts the life of a seemingly unremarkable homemaker, Carol White who develops multiple chemical sensitivity.
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The Landlord
At the age of twenty-nine, Elgar Enders "runs away" from home. This running away consists of buying a building in a black ghetto in the Park Slope section of Brooklyn. Initially his intention is to evict the black tenants and convert it into a posh flat. But Elgar is not one to be bound by yesterday's urges, and soon he has other thoughts on his mind... (imdb)
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The Crime of Monsieur Lange
A man and a woman arrive in a cafe-hotel near the belgian frontier. The customers recognize the man from the police's description. His name is Amedee Lange, he murdered Batala in Paris... (imdb)
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Red
A reclusive man sets out for justice and redemption when three troublesome teens kill his dog for no good reason.
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The Big Wedding
A long-divorced couple fakes being married as their family unites for a wedding (imdb)
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Hadi Insallah
PuCCa is a broadcaster. When she applies for a new job, she meets a man. (imdb)
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Shark Night 3D
Terror makes a splash in this literally titled big-screen creature feature when a group of unsuspecting friends unpack for a weekend at the lake, only to discover that they're not the only ones lurking in the water.
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Ordet
It is set among the peasants in West Jutland, and poses the question of whether miracles are possible (kirjasto.sci.fi)
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Bleak Moments
Moments from the uncompromisingly bleak existence of a secretary, her retarded sister, aloof and uneasy teacher boyfriend, bizzare neighbour and irritating workmate. (imdb)
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The Lobster
In a dystopian near future, single people are obliged to find a matching mate in 45 days or are transformed into animals and released into the woods. (imdb)
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