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A Fond Kiss
When the relationship between a Pakistani man and a Catholic woman in Glasgow is discovered, the repercussions of the scandal reach far and wide and sparks fly as cultures clash and personalities collide. (Icon Films)
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Small Soldiers
When missile technology is used to enhance toy action figures, the toys soon begin to take their battle programming too seriously. (imdb)
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The Muppets\
This version of The Wizard of Oz is played by the Muppets!
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Chicken Run
Having been hopelessly repressed and facing eventual certain death at the chicken farm where they are held, Rocky the rooster and Ginger the chicken decide to rebel against the evil Mr. and Mrs. Tweedy, the farm's owners.
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Johnny Bravo
Johnny Bravo (1997) - TV Series
Johnny Bravo, a muscular and boorish man who tries to get women to date him, though he is usually unsuccessful. He ends up in bizarre situations and predicaments, often accompanied by celebrity guest characters such as Adam West or Donny Osmond. Pop culture references and sly adult-oriented jokes comprise much of the show's humor. (en.wikipedia.org)
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Ulysses\
"A," a Greek filmmaker living in exile in the United States, returns to his native Ptolemas to attend a special screening of one of his extremely controversial films. But A's real interest lies elsewhere--the mythical reels of the very first film shot by the Manakia brothers, who, at the dawn of the age of cinema, tirelessly criss-crossed the Balkans and, without regard for national and ethnic strife, recorded the region's history and customs... (imdb)
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Dodes\
Episodes from the lives of a group of Tokyo slum-dwellers: Rokkuchan, a retarded boy who brings meaning and routine to his life by driving an imaginary streetcar (imdb)
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Pretty Poison
When a mentally disturbed young man tells a pretty girl that he's a secret agent, she believes him, and murder and mayhem ensue. (imdb)
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Die Hard
New York cop John McClane gives terrorists a dose of their own medicine as they hold hostages in an LA office building. (imdb)
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Pirates of Silicon Valley
History of Apple and Microsoft. (imdb)
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