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When a British soldier returns home from Kiev, he joins an old friend as contract killers. His disturbed past surfaces as he spins out of control during jobs and ominous employers raise the stakes. (Wikipedia.org)

A corroded diving bell descends amidst a ruined city and the Assassin emerges from it to explore a labyrinth of bizarre landscapes inhabited by freakish denizens. (imdb)

With the aid of a wealthy erratic tippler, a dewy-eyed tramp who has fallen in love with a sightless flower girl accumulates money to be able to help her medically.

A woman with a troubled past is drawn to a town in Maine where fairy tales are to be believed. (imdb)

In this merrily malignant animated musical from celebrated filmmaker Patrice Leconte, a family in the business of giving the business to people wanting to end it all are faced with a dreadful dilemma: their son and heir is incurably cheerful, optimistic and life-loving. Kids today! (tiff.net)

A biography of Navy flier-turned-screenwriter Frank W. "Spig" Wead. (imdb)

A washed-up writer forms an unlikely friendship with a teenager from Long Island. (imdb)

The boyfriend of an abducted woman never gives up the search as the abductor looks on. (imdb)

In Aloha, a celebrated military contractor returns to the site of his greatest career triumphs - the US Space program in Honolulu, Hawaii - and reconnects with a long-ago love while unexpectedly falling for the hard-charging Air Force watchdog assigned to him. (imdb)

Kermit the Frog and his friends struggle to put on a weekly variety show. (imdb)