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A Chicago mob enforcer is sent to Kansas City to settle a debt with a cattle rancher who not only grinds his enemies into sausage... (imdb)

Domenico, a successfull businessman, with an eye for the girls, begins an affair with Filumena when she is 17 years old... (imdb)

A young recruit in Vietnam faces a moral crisis when confronted with the horrors of war and the duality of man. (imdb)

A tough as nails cop teams up with an undercover agent to shut down a sinister mobster and his crew.

You're in for thrills as Indiana Jones (Ford) confronts snakes, Nazis and one astonishing cliffhanger after another -- all topped off by the discovery and opening of the mystical Ark of the Covenant. (Paramount)

The galactically feared, universally despised Ivan Ooze is released from a hyperlock chamber after six thousands years... (imdb)

A family of rednecks and a pair of swingers do battle with one another for the rights to the title "The Filthiest People Alive." (imdb)

Three friends decide to turn their fantasy vacation into reality after one of their number becomes engaged.

This epic tale presents a new twist to the classic fable of a young chicken who causes widespread panic when he mistakes a falling acorn for a piece of the sky. (Disney)

Good girl Sandy and greaser Danny fell in love over the summer. But when they unexpectedly discover they're now in the same high school, will they be able to rekindle their romance? (imdb)