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Alan Partridge gets caught up in an armed siege in his hilariously actiontastic first feature film. North Norfolk Digital is taken over by a huge conglomerate and rebranded as Shape radio. Sacked breakfast DJ Pat Farrell promptly goes postal with a shotgun and it's up to Alan to resolve the rapidly escalating hostage situation.

The Egyptian Queen Cleopatra bets against the Roman Emperor, Julius Caesar, that her people are still great, even if the times of the Pharaohs has long passed. She vows (against all logic) to build a new palace for Caesar within three months. Since all her architects are either busy otherwise or too conservative in style, this ambivalent honor falls to Edifis... (imdb)

Kameda, who has been in an asylum on Okinawa, travels to Hokkaido. There he becomes involved with two women, Taeko and Ayako. Taeko comes to love Kameda, but is loved in turn by Akama. When Akama realizes that he will never have Taeko, his thoughts turn to murder, and great tragedy ensues. (imdb)

Follows the hilarious exploits of the dedicated but hapless young Canadian Mountie (Frasier). (Universal Pictures)

In 1892, a legendary Army captain reluctantly agrees to escort a Cheyenne chief and his family through dangerous territory. (imdb)

On a quest to find out what happened to his missing brother, a scientist, his nephew and their mountain guide discover a fantastic and dangerous lost world in the center of the earth

Tkaloun is a nervous, over-aged school teacher living with his slowly retreating wife and struggling to find a new way of life for himself after he leaves his teaching job. When he accepts new work in a supermarket as the clerk responsible for storing empty glass bottles, he learns that it is never too late to be kind to other people, nor for life itself... (IMDB Comments)

Defending Jacob tells the story of a family dealing with the accusation that their 14-year-old son may be a murderer.

Tragic comedy set in Turkey's 1981 military regime

In this comic drama, a woman who finds reason to suspect her husband of infidelity brings along the whole family on a trip to the city to confront him. Family interaction ensues.