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A gentleman with a top hat, and a series of women with ever more ludicrous hats enter a movie theatre. They refuse to remove them, until a giant bucket forcibly removes one hat. All but one woman then remove their hats, and the bucket returns to remove the woman. (imdb)

This comedy focuses on the disciplinarian head of a private school and his son, with the troubled young students and half-crazy teaching staff.

A bored, unhappy suburban housewife gets mixed up in witchcraft and murder. (imdb)

This is a sad love story of a lorry driver who fell in love with a beautiful, young village girl... (IMDB Comments)

Ghouls are terrifying creatures which feed on human flesh. When Kaneki is almost killed in an attack, he transforms into a half-ghoul, half-human hybrid and is forced to adapt to their lifestyle in order to survive. (imdb)

After her cheating husband leaves her, Mildred Pierce proves she can become independent and successful, but can't win the approval of her spoiled daughter. (imdb)

Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence is set in 2032, when the line between humans and machines has been blurred almost beyond distinction. Batou, a cyborg detective for the government's covert anti-terrorist unit, is investigating the case of a gynoid - a hyper-realistic female robot created specifically for sexual companionship - who malfunctions and slaughters her owner. (Go Fish Pictures)

Things aren't going so well for Tommy Basilio. He lost his job because he "borrowed" money from the register... (imdb)

A young wife decides to complete her education and take her exams. She meets a professor who teaches... (imdb)

Asterix crosses the channel to help second-cousin Anticlimax face down Julius Caesar and invading Romans. (imdb)