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Life of Brian
Brian is born on the original Christmas, in the stable next door. He spends his life being mistaken for a messiah (imdb)
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Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Another spoof from the mind of Mel Brooks. This time he's out to poke fun at the Dracula myth. (imdb)
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Nicholas Nickleby
Young Nicholas and his family enjoy a comfortable life, until Nicholas' father dies and the family is left penniless. Nicholas, his sister and mother venture to London to seek help from their Uncle Ralph, but Ralph's only intentions are to separate the family and exploit them. Nicholas is sent to a school run by the cruel, abusive and horridly entertaining Wackford Squeers. Eventually, Nicholas runs away with schoolmate Smike, and the two set off to reunite the Nickleby family. (imdb)
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A White, White Day
In a remote Icelandic town, an off duty police chief begins to suspect a local man for having had an affair with his wife, who recently died in a car accident. Gradually his obsession for finding out the truth accumulates and inevitably begins to endanger himself and his loved ones. A story of grief, revenge and unconditional love (Join Motion Pictures).
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The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner
A juvenile offender at a tough reform school impresses its governor with his running ability and is encouraged to compete in an upcoming race, but faces ridicule from his peers.
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Kiskanmak
It's 1930s. The Republic Day Ball is in progress in Zonguldak, a coal mining town in Turkey. Among the invited guests are the newcomers to this small and boring town...
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Siyah beyaz
A film about being aware of aging, friendship, sensitivity and the small details of life.
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3 Ninjas
Meet Samuel, Jeffrey and Michael Douglas! Their grandfather, Mori Tanaka, is highly skilled in the fields of Martial Arts and Ninjitsu... (imdb)
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Que la bête meure
Charles Thénier's nine year old son is run over by a reckless driver. He vows to have his revenge, yet the police investigation is fruitless. Partly following his hunches and partly by chance he discovers actress Hélène Lanson is the owner of the car. He seduces her under a false name as part of his revenge plan, but loses courage to carry it through as he develops feelings for her. (Wikipedia)
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The Night Eats The World
The morning after a party, a young man wakes up to find Paris invaded by zombies. (imdb)
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