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The White Ribbon
Strange events happen at a rural school in the north of Germany during the year 1913, which seem to be ritual punishment.
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Hannibal
Hannibal returns to America and attempts to make contact with disgraced Agent Starling and survive a vengeful victim's plan.
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Zvahlav aneb Saticky Slameného Huberta
The action is set in a doll's house mock-up of a Victorian nursery. Cardboard figurines dance, china dolls consume each other, armies of tin soldiers are pummeled to dust by a porcelain baby whilst a large black cat weaves a pathway of destruction through the surrounding chaos. Jabberwocky celebrates childhood, but with its anarchic and violent imagery, it is no sugared idyll.
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Pale Rider
A mysterious preacher protects a humble prospector village from a greedy mining company trying to encroach on their land. (imdb)
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Final Cut: Ladies & Gentlemen
A film where anything can happen - the hero and the heroine changes their faces, age, look, names, and so on. The only same thing: the LOVE between man and woman... in an archetypical love story cut from 500 classics from all around the world.
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Klovn: The Movie
Mikkel Nørgaard's feature film debut "Clown" is based on a television series featuring the two renowned stand-up comedians Casper Christensen and Frank Hvam who play themselves in a satire on men, fame and hypocrisy. (DFI.dk)
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Blacksmith Scene
A stationary camera looks at a large anvil with a blacksmith behind it and one on either side. The smith in the middle draws a heated metal rod from the fire, places it on the anvil, and all three begin a rhythmic hammering. After several blows, the metal goes back in the fire. One smith pulls out a bottle of beer, and they each take a swig. Then, out comes the glowing metal and the hammering resumes. (imdb)
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Lou
Lou (2017) - Short Film
A Pixar short about a lost-and-found box and the unseen monster within. (imdb)
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Catch a Fire
Powerfully telling the story of a South African hero's journey to freedom, Catch a Fire is a political thriller that takes place during the country's turbulent and divided times in the early 1980s, and in the new South Africa of today. (Focus Features)
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Batman and Mr. Freeze: SubZero
When a desperate Mr. Freeze, to save his dying wife, kidnaps Barbara (Batgirl) Gordan as an involuntary organ donor, Batman and Robin must find her before the operation can begin. (imdb)
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