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The Internship
Two salesmen whose careers have been torpedoed by the digital age find their way into a coveted internship at Google, where they must compete with a group of young, tech-savvy geniuses for a shot at employment. (imdb)
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Reptile
A hardened small-town detective uncovers a complex web of deception as he digs for the truth behind the brutal murder of a young real estate agent. (Netflix)
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Merlin\
Merlin the wizard and his wife Zurella time-travel to the 20th century to set up a special magic shop. Though many people believe he is indeed "the" Merlin the Magician, reporter Jonathan Cooper remains skeptical and so tries to prove the old sorcerer a fake. Trouble comes to the shop when a toy monkey with potent powers is stolen. (MST3k Wiki)
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Man with the Screaming Brain
Man with the Screaming Brain is a story of greed, betrayal and revenge in the a small Bulgarian town... (imdb)
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The King and I
Musical about a widow who accepts a job as a live-in governess of the King of Siam's children. (imdb)
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First Cow
A loner and cook (John Magaro) has traveled west and joined a group of fur trappers in Oregon Territory, though he only finds connection with a Chinese immigrant (Orion Lee). The men collaborate on a business, although its longevity is reliant upon the participation of a wealthy landowner's prized milking cow. (A24)
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It Could Happen to You
A police officer promises to share his lottery ticket with a watress in lieu of a tip. (imdb)
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Salesman
Four relentless door-to-door salesmen deal with constant rejection, homesickness and inevitable burnout as they go across the country selling very expensive bibles to low-income Catholic families. (imdb)
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Life Stinks
A filthy rich businessman bets a corporate rival that he can live on the streets of L.A. without the comforts of home or money, which proves to be tougher than he thought. (imdb)
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Space Sweepers
Set in the year 2092 and follows the crew of a space junk collector ship called The Victory. When they discover a humanoid robot named Dorothy that's known to be a weapon of mass destruction, they get involved in a risky business deal. (imdb)
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